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you all know it's true. Twilight discraces vamps.okay, I just made this for laughes. I do not hate twilight. I actually like it(although I dont really know why). I just think that Stephanie Meyer ruined the image of vampires.
so to all the crazy twilight fangirls:
REAL VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!!!!
you want a REAL vamp? watch Hellsing! or Dracula. hell, watch interview with a vampire or the underworld movies. those have real vamps. real, badas, nightstalking vamps that burn on the sunlight, not fucking Sparkle.
and to the immature twilight fans, do not leave rude comments, okay? and dont report me just cause you dont like this.
Twilight(c) Stephanie Meyer
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Lol. Thank you for this. I hate Twilight. Stopped reading after New Moon. Sorry. I don't care what Bella does when her previous Edwad is gone each month. One of my favorite anime, Vampire Knight, has vampires that are sensitive to sunlight. They don't actually burn and die. I'm okay with that. Sparkling vampires should not exist.
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not to mention it inspired a multimillion blockbuster that encourages rape.
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The fact that is true makes me want to vomit up blood like Udo Kier in Blood For Dracula (Aka A MUCH BETTER FILM)
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Not just Vampires. It also ruined Werewolves, Those in Twilight look like chihuahua
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To be fair, Werewolves were people who became ordinary wolves before Hollywood decided to change it up for dramatic effect.
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Also I'm pretty sure people who have the werewolf curse are supposed to transform on a full moon...
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The only problem I have with this is that one book isn't capable of ruining the rep of Vampires. There's way too much good stuff out there for that to happen.
~AU
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M-must Protect BLADE! ENGAGE MILITARY TIGER MISSILE DEFENSE MODE.Β
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or even subspecies the tragic vampire series! that series is a classic!
twilight ruined everything!
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What the hell was that stupid book and movie and mother fucking storyline saying. Vampires that sparkle and done blown up in the sun. well fuck Edward(all though the actor is semi okay).
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i used to like vampires until TWILIGHT came along and decided to SPARKLE ALL IN MAH FACE and completely ruin it for me. *crosses arms* they should be sued >:T all those poor vampires out there just lost their reputations.
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"Vampires die in the sun not sparkle like a fairy trapped in a disco ball!", Said everyone in the world.
"I say vampires should sparkle in the sun!", Said no one ever.
See the difference, Twifans?
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vampires werenΒ΄t very popular already, twilight didnΒ΄t help at all -_-
hellsing is the best btw xD
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yes now when people hear the word vampire they think gay.
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It`s funny because, it`s true!Twilight made vampires lame!
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ok i love Twilight (and oh hell no i am NOT a fangirl.) but this is fucking hilarious!!! and if you want badass monsters watch Supernatural!!! (ok now i am a mild Supernatural fangirl...) everything from shapeshifters to demons to angels to vampires to ghosts to werewolves! and some random ass ones that don't under any of the above! Our Fandom Will Salt & Burn Your Fandom!! (sorry i had to say that...) now go watch! there's even an anime adaption! but hurry up and catch up, it starts back up with the 8th season on October 3rd!
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I LOVE SUPERNATURAL!
But I haven't seen much because I can hardly ever catch it on tv. But a bunch of my friends have seen it all, so I know the gist of what is going on. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 8
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same here! it comes on TNT every weekday in the morning it should start over soon
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every morning? at what time?
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well where i live its 9 and 10
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ah,ok. I can never remember to get up that early because I'm always staying up late, so I end up sleeping late.
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ok no offence to all those that like that
but come the fuck on! a fucking vampire pedofile going after a teenage girl
is anyone seeing whats wrong here
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hahaha I know what you mean. it's creepy. Plus he stares at ehr while she sleeps like "BEEEEELLLLLLAAAAAA.....ALLOW ME TO SNIFF YOUR PAAAAAANTIIIIEEEEES!!!!"
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:rolf: dude i got that from my physics teacher and it so went along with that
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yes im a little crazy
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it's ok. We're all mad here XD
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Whatever you tell yourself to let you sleep at night
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i know i keep telling people that
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and yet they dont listen
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Right now, Alucard is smashing his face into a wall because of this book wrecking his name.
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Yes, Edward, you disgrace the name of vampire and all other vamps are out to get you (and he will lose, big time)
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with u 100 percent twighlight turned the gratest being in existince from total awesomeness into total gayness
no offence twighlight fangirls/boys
just realized there isnt a percent button on my key board
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that is so true! i had a stack of vampire stories i was going to read then but i read twilight first(my cousin and friends told me it was good) and i never read a vampire book since, because every time i read a book about vampires i got bored or laugh at the serious parts and got rid of the books i had to twilight had destroyed my mental image of vampires. i don't hate twilight i still like it but not a lot. when i am watching twilight i cant take it seriously i laugh when the story is getting serious and i feel like they only made the books and the movie twilight to make fun of vampires.
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lolollol i'm a rabid fangirl of Twilight.....and that was funny!!!!!!!!!!
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finally a twitard with a sense of humor!
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lol and twitard is mean... i prefer rabid-fan-girl
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sorry. not saying it to be mean.
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lol sorry. i was joking around. and i knew you were too. lol i DO prefer rabid fan-girl better than twitard though. XD
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