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Published: 2009-05-06 07:46:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 8069; Favourites: 90; Downloads: 86
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This demotivator is Anti-Twilight, so Twihards keep away!Not sure about the year, so if I made a mistake, send me a note.
Something I saw in an anti-Twilight forum...I thought I had to make a demotivator about it.
Besides, I love chess. I'm not good at it, but I love it. Smeyer shall pay for her insolence! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, I hate Twilight (says Captain Obvious), cause it sucks.
DISCLAIMER: Breaking Dawn belongs to SMeyer, but we all know that, and she can have that crummy book to herself.
And I don't own chess. I don't even own in it.
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I've named my dog Bella, but not after Bella "Schmella" Swan. I just found the name online as I was looking for names for puppies and I found Bella, and I got my puppy and named her that. I thought it was a good name, until those dumbasses were like "oh you named your dog Bella? like after Bella Swan, right?"
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I'm still wonder what they hell chess had to do with the book... I sadly read when I was into reading it...
Unless she's saying since the queen seems the be the strongest piece -since it has the most mobility- that bella is the strongest vampire because she didn't attack humans as a newborn, gave birth to a half vamp baby and then proceeds to have the ability to negate other Vampire's abilities -something she had apparently before she was turned-... Then I'm glad I stopped liking twilight.....
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The pawn represents Bella at the beginning of the story, she was the weakest. The cover represents Bella as becoming stronger.
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so basically, going from weak and annoying and to 'the strongest' and annoying...
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Lawl...I guess.
Bella taught us that if a girl is in a vampire romance novel many dogs will be named after her.
As is my stepmother's.
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now those are names that will be crossed off my list until Twilight is forgotten.... I don't wanna hear
'This is my pitbull Bella-"
'You mean like Bella from Twilight, that is the best name eva!!!111 Should get a another one and name it Edward or Jacob and no, Edward so then you can have puppies and name them Reneseme - I know I spelled her name- Nessie....'
'No, actually it's short for Bellatrix... from Harry Potter'
'Who's Bellatrix, that's an ugly name. Why would you name after someone no one knows'
".....Don't make me sic her on you...."
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STEPHANIE MEYER HAS DEFILED CHESS, VAMPIRES, AND APPLES! SHE SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR HER CRIMES AGAINST THE UNIVERSE! AND KILLING TREES. AND OTHER STUFF.
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I hate twilight, and I feel bad for the good vampire name. ALL HAIL ALUCARD. >
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I love you. :3 And ribbon. Don't forget the ribbon.
Also whatever they use to make ink. Sooo much iiiiinnnnnk. ;O;
In addition, I love your signature.
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oh yeah, she defiled the ribbon too.
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XD RIBBON DEFILER. O_O
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE RIBBON!?!!?
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GAWD WHYYYYYYYYY.
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i like your progile pic by the way
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XD Why thank you. 
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awww yeaH! cant wait till new season
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Sweetness! 
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Don't worry, when I think of chess I automatically think of Alice through the Looking glass.
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twilight is a big shit
twilight fans can suck my dick!
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Sad part is... I READ all the books, and didn't realize how STUPID they were until the ending of the fourth book, NO F@#KING FIGHT SCENE!!! hell Harry Potter, a series for a much younger audience, had a final confrontation with the main villain, this just set me up for a total let down. That being said, it made me die a little inside.
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Question:
WTF is with the red pawn? I mean i know the queen is supposed to represent Bella after her transformation into the Queen of the Bullshit, but why a red pawn?
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Because a pawn is weak, and Bella was described as weak when she was human (the red symbolizes blood, what she once had)
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What Meyer fails to realize is that a pawn is not weak. If I remember correctly, I think I've taken a queen with a pawn before.
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Yeah, but that's what *she* thinks. People who do not understand chess may think so. Some people are just so narrow-minded about it.
I mean, the pawn is involved in a lot of special chess moves (En Passant, promoting it into a 'stronger' piece, etc.), and not to mention that their so-called 'weakness' is compensated for by their abundance in the board.
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Ah. That...That is probably the most pathetically vain thing that I've ever heard of.
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you know, i always wondered what the symbolism on the twilight book covers was supposed to be. as far as i can tell, it's mostly just a bunch of random images.
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I still think it's a pathetic ploy to get people into buying that 'book'.
It's very pitiful though. There was this time when I dropped by a bookstore...there are so fricking many books with the same cover art-style as Twilight's. And I'm, like, "...no."
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personally, if i'm just picking up a book randomly off a shelf, i'll choose the most colorful one, or the one with the most intricate/unique design, or something. so i mean, if you're trying to market a book not based on it's writing quality but the quality of the cover art, twilight kinda fails.
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I love chess. What the eff, Meyer. Oh, heard of Meyer's new book? Those poor trees...
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A book about trees? it she trying to mock the Ents in LOTR?
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No. She's wasting paper by writing 'The Short Second Life of Bree Tannar.' That's the effing title, I swear.
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She should stop writing. I mean hey my mom was going to be an english major and she almost was until she changed her mind halfway through college and decided to be a nurse. JESUS, you can tell that her writing is severly lacking! Some of her story Ideas are actually good, but are VERY poorly executed!
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*cries for the trees*
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And apples, apples cry about their bad names now.
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Yes, the death gods may be so disappointed.
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Agreed. *shakes head* SO very wrong.
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haha i'm a massive twilight fan and i found this AMAZING hahahaha laughing alot hahahaha
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you're right about her paying for it.
she stole like practically the whole story of breaking dawn off the nocturne.
i wished she was getting sued for plagiarism.
have you seen the analysis between the two books, and the letter? if not, i can show it to you luul
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I haven't seen it yet, unfortunately, but not only that, but the books are just ΓΌberlengthened fanfics with the typical plot...something which is less than expected of an author.
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well, basically.
- Both Books contain a wedding
- Both books have a sex on a beach scene
- Both books have a character explain what itβs like to go from a human to vampire
- Both books have the lead vampire character referring to their wife as βloveβ.
Except in the nocturne, the point of view (or the person telling the story) is a man instead of a whiny little sue bitch.
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Ooh, now I see your point.
Man, not only is she some crummy writer but a plagiarist as well.
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Thanks.
And I know, it's terrible.
Even the man himself in the Nocturne is a vampire, I believe. I hope he's a non sparkling gaypire, at least.
Oh, and stephenie meyer lies.
I recently found out that, well. You know how smeyer says she never even thought of the idea of werewolves just until she actually wrote new moon?
Well, she says Forever Dawn, the book she wrote in 2004 or 3 (new moon came much later after that, so did twilight.) was EXACTLY partly the same story as her most recent book, Breaking Dawn. In Forever dawn: Bella ditches college for Edward, they get married, they go to isle esme for their honeymoon, bella gets pregnant, renesmee is born, Jacob imprints on renesmee (uh, pedowolf anyone?) and so on and so on.
Focus on the bold part, and also focus on how she says she'd never even gotten the idea of werewolves and imprinting and stuff BEFORE new moon came. Remember, Forever Dawn was written way back before new moon was.
If what she says is actually true, then that means Jacob was actually a real human pedophile who actually became in love with a tiny child.
If it's not true, then she's lied to us all.
Am I missing something or..?
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Gah! That's creepy. O.o
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