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Published: 2009-06-12 04:30:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1927; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 13
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Now, remind me, what's so romantic about falling in love with your dinner?I still don't understand that part.
So I made a demotivator about it.
I'm glad I still find ideas on making demotivators. Headaches because of school make me run out of ideas.
So that's why I'm also running out of ideas for my comics.
Nevermind that.
Done while listening to Gregorian's cover of Rammstein's Engel.
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Comments: 16
What's that saying about playing with food Eddie? remind me...
yeah, that's it, DON'T!!!
*sigh*
Stupid, bloodsucking, over-grown pixie....
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That's epic! 8D
Brb, gotta go marry a cow or something now.
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Grrrrrr!!!!! This is freaking annoying!
Now I go to any bookstore and all I can see is "BREAKING DAWN" everywhere!
And I hate to say this, but there is someone in my own house who likes.... *god help me...* reading Twilight... 
I have the devil in my own house....
HELP!!!!! MAYDAY!!!!!!
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Burn every poster of New Moon that he has and see to it that he doesn't find out...
or make him read Twilight again, and there is a possibility that he might hate the book(?).
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I'll offer the poster to a friend of mine, since she loves that...
I still have the hope, that some day she will say to me: Twilight really sucks! How could I ever liked that?!
And I'll say: I'll support you mom. Finally you've seen the light at last!
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ok wait the look on his face right here
looks like he is going to cry
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Awww, poor Edward..he might suffer from a very very bad indigestion after sucking all of Bella's blood...hope he keeps crying, it gets my ego stroked. xD
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I can understand where a vampire might sympathize or fall in love with a mortal (Dracula, Vampire Chronicles, etc...), but in Twilight's case, I find it kinda boring and bland...and sad.
Makes you wanna grab that glittery fairy and just shake some sense into him.
YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD FOREVER, YOU NINNY!
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I know, and sometimes I wonder if they're really in love. I mean, why would Bella and Edward go gaga over one another just because of their physical attributes?
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I agree. Bella's just too airheaded to see the logic beyond physical adoration, and Edward's too senile to pick a more interesting minnow out of that school of fish.
I'm beginning to think this is how SMeyer originally intended Edward's so-called character development before the Twilight series officially begins(in a nutshell):
Ed: You know what? I'm gonna find me a pretty lady today. Maybe even drink her too and break my own rules....meh then again I'll do it tomorrow.
*107 years later*
FUUUUCK! What have I done I'm too old...ah well, fuck it. At least I'm still drop dead sexy. I've procrastinated long enough to find me a woman......I think I'll go to school today.
*later at school*
I'll just close my eyes and point my pretty-ful nose into the direction of the most delicious one here, then stalk her, hope that she likes me, and if she does after I refuse her, I'll gain my prize and finally get laid!
*opens eyes and sees he's chosen Bella*
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See, that's why I did mention that he must be too desperate to get laid that he had to settle for Bella! LOL, well, she was an idiot to fall for him...
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I still haven't figured out what's so sexy about a sparkly vampire. It's about as attractive as a sparkly dog butt.
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I really don't know to those Twitards.
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