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RayRunnels — Night at the Cider Barrel
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Published: 2013-07-15 08:02:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1248; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 2
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Weather you're willing to admit it or not our teachers have to put up with a LOT! of shit. Sometimes I wonder how often we've driven them to the bars. It may seem obscure to think that a teacher would go to the bar I know, they could spend way less, and get even drunker by staying at home. Though thats besides the point.Hey Cheerilee why are you here?
...God d-am.. kids, tried to hoke me up with their older brother.
O... So how'd that go?
I coul-d of had it all ...Berry. ...I could of had a C-olt...
Well why didn't you tell him that?
Cause I don't ..know how... be sex-y..., I tried to to be sexy for him... but I'm just a sad ...sexy teacher.
...Wow you've definitely had way to many.
Buck off! ...I'm as sober as you were on H-earths Warming... E-ve!
Berry would you stop playing with her. We're about to close, and I'm pretty sure she's gonna need our help getting back home.
Dammit Minuette! Let me have this, it's nice to be one the other side of the berry shades for once.
Well wrap it up because the bars closed.
Well ok then... I'm out... "faints"
Ugh... now what are we going to do with her?
Beats me, but hey Minuette, why are you working here in the first place, aren't you a dentist or something?
Yes I am but since were all vegetarians, and the fact that most ponies brush daily means I don't get as many patients as I used to.
Ok.. but why a bartender?
Alcohol works like mouth wash.
Seriously?
Don't try it.
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