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Published: 2010-01-10 16:14:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 2275; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 24
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Description You have to blame for this because she made the icon. So it is TTLY YOUR FAULT SIR.

While the Autobots and Decepticons concerned themselves with blowing each other to bits in the Great War, some robots registered themselves as Neutrals. A few of these Neutrals decided to make their own fortunes as hired guns, mercenaries, gangsters and all manner of other shady professions.

As you would expect, these robots tended to gather in the more unpleasant sectors of Kaon and set up their own business ventures. In the longest alley in the roughest part of town where even Barricade feared to tread, there was a hulking white robot who sat on a massive polished Decepticon throne made of the smolted bodies of his (ex) enemies. Everyone knew about him not just because of his size, but because he was decorated with precious metals from all around the galaxy - the glittering red and gold trims that ran along his shiny white chassis could even be seen in moonlight.

Nobody ever saw his face except for his blazing red eyes, which monitored his empire from under the shadow of a massive wide brimmed hat. If you ever saw those eyes staring directly at you, it was already too late to run.

His immaculate polished condition made it clear he had plenty of henchmen to fight on his behalf.

His trade was illegal cargo, counterfeit goods, femmebots and banned-grade Energon.

He was known simply as Pimpfire
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Comments: 83

RazzieMbessai In reply to ??? [2018-12-27 14:11:04 +0000 UTC]

I'LL GET OFF YOUR LAWN AFTER I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH

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HellPhoenix5 In reply to RazzieMbessai [2018-12-27 14:12:16 +0000 UTC]

Pimptimus: *gives him an autograph on his ass*

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mari-chan [2015-07-22 19:37:37 +0000 UTC]

How the fuck did I miss this?

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RazzieMbessai In reply to mari-chan [2015-07-24 11:06:01 +0000 UTC]

You must be getting slow in your old age

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mari-chan In reply to RazzieMbessai [2015-07-25 02:26:53 +0000 UTC]

At least my aft isn't rusty!

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RazzieMbessai In reply to mari-chan [2015-07-25 12:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Unlike yo momma's suspension which squeaks so loud it drowns out the noises coming out of her mouth
oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

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mari-chan In reply to RazzieMbessai [2015-07-25 17:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Are you sure that's not your mum's latest client, who is protesting because yo mama's so fat that every client gets a free squashing whether they want one or not?

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lovemygeekiness [2013-06-07 18:35:54 +0000 UTC]

love it lol. strangely creeped out by he backward faceing knees mind.....

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RazzieMbessai In reply to lovemygeekiness [2013-06-07 19:23:51 +0000 UTC]

The toy has it even worse - he looks like he's always trying to sit down
Half the time he falls over backwards, and he lays there strumming a little miniature air banjo

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xStar-dusty [2012-04-01 23:00:49 +0000 UTC]

This is totally epic

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RazzieMbessai In reply to xStar-dusty [2012-04-02 14:01:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you Sir, delighted you approve

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xStar-dusty In reply to RazzieMbessai [2012-04-02 14:04:17 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome (btw, I'm a ma'am )

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111Two [2011-04-09 11:57:02 +0000 UTC]

oh well what do you know, he's wearing a fedora! xP

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RazzieMbessai In reply to 111Two [2011-04-09 13:13:05 +0000 UTC]

It hides his evil face - all you can see are his red eyes!

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111Two In reply to RazzieMbessai [2011-04-09 19:31:07 +0000 UTC]

i almost thought you were talking about someone else lol xP

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PhoenixPrime [2010-04-13 20:01:47 +0000 UTC]

*taking a moment to process*

Love it. Simply love it, hun.

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RazzieMbessai In reply to PhoenixPrime [2010-04-15 13:08:12 +0000 UTC]

*cuddles your brain better*

Thank you! Somehow he looks more terrifying in white than he does in black

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PhoenixPrime In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-04-15 15:35:15 +0000 UTC]

*brain thanks you *

No problem! And, I just guess it depends on what context you put him. But the white does remind me more of the God Father thing. lol.

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Swindle86 [2010-01-26 12:50:02 +0000 UTC]

Omg xDDDD I laughed so hard at this xDD

Ey grandpa, get off ma chair! ĂČo xDD'

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RazzieMbessai In reply to Swindle86 [2010-01-26 19:34:46 +0000 UTC]

You're not supposed to laugh, you're supposed to be terrified!

I don't think anyone would dare kick him off his chair

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Swindle86 In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-26 19:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Maybe I'm the first one

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dakhaios [2010-01-14 20:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Whoa he looks creepy and cool at the same time. Like the Godfather.

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RazzieMbessai In reply to dakhaios [2010-01-16 19:53:57 +0000 UTC]

That's the effect I was going for - he looks all cool and smart, but you just know not to mess with him!!

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dakhaios In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-16 21:57:44 +0000 UTC]

Now all he needs are some good ol fashion guardians waiting to do his bidding.

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NeoNNerd08 [2010-01-14 20:08:51 +0000 UTC]

Oddly enough, this looks suits him quite well.

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RazzieMbessai In reply to NeoNNerd08 [2010-01-16 19:55:44 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Glad you approve It was really hard to get him to look scary

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NeoNNerd08 In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-21 02:52:40 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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Transformersfan4ever [2010-01-11 23:09:26 +0000 UTC]

Yeeeees!
This is amazing!
Jetfire looks amazing!
Gotta love this guy!

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RazzieMbessai In reply to Transformersfan4ever [2010-01-12 19:22:52 +0000 UTC]

And him I do

I'm delighted you love the picture, it was really hard to get him to look scary

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Transformersfan4ever In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-12 19:40:43 +0000 UTC]

I bet!
He's just so huggable, it's so hard!!!

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Trazura [2010-01-11 22:39:44 +0000 UTC]

Loving the colouring style here!

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RazzieMbessai In reply to Trazura [2010-01-11 22:41:01 +0000 UTC]

GET IN THE CHAT NAO PLZ

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Trazura In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-11 22:41:50 +0000 UTC]

IT IS NOT WORKING FOR ME SIR

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RazzieMbessai In reply to Trazura [2010-01-11 22:43:29 +0000 UTC]

DO YOU SEE AN EMPTY ROOM? I've been seeing that all day, I can see peope' names but not ypings
and it's foing weird shit to the google mom categoty
I'll try again tiomorrow and hopefully it's be working

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Trazura In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-11 22:44:23 +0000 UTC]

I just get two error dAmnit is being a twatface and not working windows then it stays grey

Aye, me too!

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Lord-Crios [2010-01-11 14:50:36 +0000 UTC]

REally cool.

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RazzieMbessai In reply to Lord-Crios [2010-01-11 19:07:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! It was REALLY hard to get him to look scary

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Lord-Crios In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-12 07:26:34 +0000 UTC]

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Sotwt [2010-01-11 09:41:19 +0000 UTC]

RoFtLoL

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RazzieMbessai In reply to Sotwt [2010-01-11 14:03:39 +0000 UTC]

Glad he gave you a giggle! But be careful not to laugh in his face

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Sotwt In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-12 06:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah... He'll send his tux clad henchbots with rhinestone sunglasses after you!

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RazzieMbessai In reply to Sotwt [2010-01-12 19:21:21 +0000 UTC]

That would be awesome!

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Sotwt In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-13 10:02:00 +0000 UTC]

Totally. They'd chase you around with pink frilly umbrellas and bling studded canes.

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krazifreak [2010-01-11 04:36:14 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD



...i-is it wrong that I would totally be one of his bitches? D:

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RazzieMbessai In reply to krazifreak [2010-01-11 14:04:17 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU!

... of course not, so long as you waited your turn behind all the other bitches

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yodana [2010-01-11 04:31:04 +0000 UTC]

AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAH

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RazzieMbessai In reply to yodana [2010-01-11 14:04:57 +0000 UTC]

He's like a mix of and and

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yodana In reply to RazzieMbessai [2010-01-12 18:02:12 +0000 UTC]

To the epic max!

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SassyRaptor [2010-01-11 04:28:57 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE his hat! Beautiful work - the setting's very nice.

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RazzieMbessai In reply to SassyRaptor [2010-01-11 14:05:58 +0000 UTC]

The hat knows everything You have NO IDEA how hard it was to make Jetfire look scary, no matter how hard I tried I just couldn't get him to be terriying

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