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Description Duly noted Wesker. Duly noted.

lol hi. So technically this is a companion piece to my previous deviation, "Umbrella's Filth". But kinda not, at the same time. I don't really know what it is, to be honest. >_>;

All I know is that the entire time I was trying to draw Alexia, William was screaming at me. Loudly. He wouldn't let me alone. I figured that I was at least entitled to the right to draw ONE picture of Alexia, especially seeing as how I'd never even bothered to draw her before, but oh HELL no. That was simply not allowed.

I had a rediculous time just trying to draw Lexi herself, as it were (apparently I am incapable of capturing such a manly beauty... ), but I really didn't need Will's constant shouting making things worse. Thankfully for me, Wesker is my predominant muse, and he knows how to block Birkin's little rants out for the most part while still catching the vital information. It was highly useful. Without that little ability, I probably would have been driven mad.

As soon as I completed the line art of Alfie and Lexi, my William demanded that I draw him, and this was the end result. I thought it was funny, so I opted to ink & color it as well.

For any of you who are actually interested in what William is spewing from his science hole;
"I am the greatest scientist that Umbrella has ever hired! ME, not Alexia! That useless, inferior specimen who injected herself with her own worthless virus only to fail miserably. Just because her last name is Ashford, she gets to be a scientist?! What if my name were Newton? Does that mean I would know everything there is to know about gravity?! I think not. And do you know where she even got her great idea from?! Ants! Freaking stupid ants. They are lamer then bees! I created the ultimate virus with my own skills, while she merely trained her ants to do her work for her! Why hire someone who is still too busy playing with Barbie dolls to contribute anything of actual worth? I was way more mature by her age, and I could create B.O.W. that are ten times more efficient then then stupid Bandersnatches! At least G does not take ten years to work!! I mean have you seen the genetic code for the T-Veronica?! Compared to G it is like a Hunter threw up on a piece of paper!---"

And that's not even the entire rant. Apparently that's not even a fourth of it. >_>;
I had my boyfriend write the majority (everything after the word 'miserably' ) because his William is even louder then mine, and I knew he'd be able to keep going and going and going if I wanted him to... just like we all know Birkin would do. c:

So there you have it. Hope someone enjoys, at any rate.

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illustration drawn on white cardstock with a .5 mechanical pencil, then scanned and colored in Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0 via a bamboo wacom tablet

Time: unknown

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art © *Resident-evil-STARS (aka – *Iris-Uriko-Briefs )
Albert Wesker/William Birkin/Resident Evil (Biohazard)/All likeness are entirely © Capcom
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Comments: 248

Thunderstudent [2022-08-03 08:22:21 +0000 UTC]

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AntoniosMom [2020-04-29 18:16:35 +0000 UTC]

William gets jealous of anyone who smarter than him. He was happy when a 10 year old got killed, wtich she was way smater than him. Plus, he can be supit with his choses. The whole G thing was to keep Umbrella from using the G-virus on the world. But he ended up killing millions in the G form. He's caring but jealous of everyone and I like him so much! 
 

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DearestCr3at0r [2018-07-14 09:26:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh my. 
That rant is too huge compared to Birkin's height. 
 
unless we should include his G forms

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Cl0k1 [2017-02-27 05:36:17 +0000 UTC]

William!
Cool down and drink that G-Virus.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to Cl0k1 [2017-03-29 05:54:36 +0000 UTC]

He has no chill.

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makeyourownmusic [2015-05-05 05:18:26 +0000 UTC]

Heheheee so cute!

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ScholarWil [2015-01-21 13:44:45 +0000 UTC]

Haha Alexia 😝😝😝😝

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Beast-of-the-Sea [2013-05-21 08:52:40 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha. Poor Birkin.... suffering from a permanent inferiority complex. X3

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to Beast-of-the-Sea [2013-05-21 20:16:00 +0000 UTC]

he certainly is. XD

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gz50250 [2013-05-19 08:33:19 +0000 UTC]

gosh william you are so cuuuuuuuuuuuterXDD
you are just like coquetry rather than complain!
by the way,at first sight I mistake them as Ludwig and Feliciano(maybe because william's stuck hair)

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to gz50250 [2013-05-21 20:17:00 +0000 UTC]

Ah, Yeah I can see that. But I've don't watch Hetalia... |D
That's just how I used to like drawing William's hair.

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Umberkit [2012-11-11 03:56:11 +0000 UTC]

*gigglesnorts*

This makes my William!muse 8l...and then silently agree.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to Umberkit [2012-11-21 04:33:14 +0000 UTC]

eue

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Gina-Kyona [2012-08-29 19:00:33 +0000 UTC]

Make moar stuff with william and albert plz

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to Gina-Kyona [2012-08-30 16:34:28 +0000 UTC]

I'll do my best~

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TragedyNight [2012-03-14 08:00:27 +0000 UTC]

Would you happen to have more of/the rest of that rant? It's just so funny and awesome that I'd love to read more.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to TragedyNight [2012-03-14 15:33:41 +0000 UTC]

aha, no... I don't think that my boyfriend ever wrote the monologue that far, he just insists that his William muse could have gone on and on and on for ions if he had been allowed to...

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Zaoud [2011-08-26 10:43:58 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA.

I lol'd.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to Zaoud [2011-08-26 19:20:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. xD

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TheDarkShadow007 [2011-07-27 20:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Birkin sounds just like me! I rant like that all the time. Actually, I'm a Professional Ranter.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to TheDarkShadow007 [2011-08-16 08:39:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha, nice! It's always fun to listen to a good rant, I think. XD they're fun.

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TheDarkShadow007 In reply to Resident-evil-STARS [2011-08-21 05:19:49 +0000 UTC]

Yes! You see it all started when Dr. Rantipus slammed his knee into a coffee table. He got angry and threw the coffee mug at it, he was arrested for coffee table abuse and spent 30 years in jail. During that time, he invented a new way to spout anger, that would NOT get him arrested, RANTING! When he got out, he stubbed his toe on a rock, and instead of blowing it up with his laser eyes, he made up a long story about why nobody liked rocks, and yelled it at the rock for 3 hours before leaving. From that day on, Ranting became popular!

SEE?! I made that up on the spot!

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TragedyNight [2011-04-28 17:54:19 +0000 UTC]

I love this picture! I congratulate you an your boyfriend on writing a very sciency rant.Also,I like the phrase science hole. XD

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to TragedyNight [2011-04-28 19:20:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you. C: Glad that you could enjoy.
The two of us enjoy writing rants, it seems. He's far better at it than I though. eue;
I like the phrase "science hole" as well.

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moolate127 [2011-04-25 07:46:17 +0000 UTC]

thats awesome, i agree william was a more difficult boss that alexia and way cooler

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to moolate127 [2011-04-26 19:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. XD
haha, I like both of them, really. Although William is frighteningly harder, Alexia is stupidly difficult. Charging up that damn lazer hurrrnnnghh...
pretty much you just have to unleash all the lead you can on her. It's annoying to juggle guns ammo or heal items though. :T eh, anyways. Yeah, I like them both, but I do love William. eue;

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moolate127 In reply to Resident-evil-STARS [2011-04-27 00:13:39 +0000 UTC]

yeah. I thought birkin was scary. the way he tries to eat you clair and sherry on the train. and the form before that reminded me of a cross between an dog and a licker.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to moolate127 [2011-05-04 00:48:31 +0000 UTC]

XD he is frightening indeed.

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moolate127 In reply to Resident-evil-STARS [2011-05-06 02:06:54 +0000 UTC]

yeah.

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gabrielsangel [2011-03-25 19:41:39 +0000 UTC]

My God, Pissy!Birkin is ADORABLE!

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to gabrielsangel [2011-03-29 05:18:21 +0000 UTC]

x3 idn't he? I just love him when he's pissy, lol.

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gabrielsangel In reply to Resident-evil-STARS [2011-04-01 20:49:08 +0000 UTC]

Me too!

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gabrielsangel [2011-02-27 18:44:09 +0000 UTC]

OH the William vs. Alexia battle continues! XD Great pic!

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Campola2211 [2011-01-16 02:42:56 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could rant like that, but I would lose my train of thought XD

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to Campola2211 [2011-01-16 04:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Well, William IS a super genius. eue;

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FiammahGrace [2010-09-05 13:38:14 +0000 UTC]

I love this pict!!! Is awesome!!!!!
Birkin is great!

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to FiammahGrace [2010-09-15 02:08:37 +0000 UTC]

XD thank you~!

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Shaami [2010-08-29 20:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha ha! Poor Birkin, forever living in Alexia's shadow. This made me laugh because I can imagine him being like that about anyone deciding to draw Alexia instead of him.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to Shaami [2010-09-03 02:30:03 +0000 UTC]

XD thank you~! Ha ha, that's exactly what he did. OMG he's such a childish brat at times. But I love my William muse, so sometimes I just let him get his way... like this. eue;; I probably shouldn't, because that makes me an enabler, but he's just so cute.

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Shaami In reply to Resident-evil-STARS [2010-09-04 11:54:48 +0000 UTC]

Aww, that's perfectly understandable. Let the baby have what he wants, ha ha ha!
And of course you're welcome! ^^

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AHuskWasHere [2010-08-29 00:30:25 +0000 UTC]

Birkin has to be the most adorable character in all of Resident Evil. seriously. I can't think of anyone, human or B.O.W., more cute than him.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to AHuskWasHere [2010-09-03 02:30:32 +0000 UTC]

x3 that he is. I simply adore him.

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nightchildmoonchild [2010-08-27 20:53:19 +0000 UTC]

lol That's right, I remember the rivalry Birkin has with Ashford.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to nightchildmoonchild [2010-09-15 02:16:15 +0000 UTC]

; D indeed indeed! My how he hated Alexia.

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MyLoversKitten [2010-06-05 09:42:41 +0000 UTC]

*pats Will on the back* Don't forget to breathe, Mr. Birkin.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to MyLoversKitten [2010-06-05 16:24:54 +0000 UTC]

oh, he'll start breathing again when the lack of oxegen causes him to collapse and he about passes out. eue;; I think that's the only thing that can stop one of this rants, really.

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MyLoversKitten In reply to Resident-evil-STARS [2010-06-06 16:55:35 +0000 UTC]

If it makes him feel any better, at least he's not stuck with Alfred. And Alfred's not stealing his clothes and..."cosplaying"...as him. >_>...<_<...

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AquaCrescent [2010-03-04 19:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Haha, very cute.

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Resident-evil-STARS In reply to AquaCrescent [2010-03-08 06:07:25 +0000 UTC]

thanks. c:

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AquaCrescent In reply to Resident-evil-STARS [2010-03-08 18:59:07 +0000 UTC]

No prob!

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