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Retiquis — PoP: Wesker

Published: 2012-05-14 03:39:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 2856; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 7
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sdjghsdfjkh so many beautiful bakers applying
I-I really wanted to try anyway, though ;7;//

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Name: Wesker mr. whiskers
Age: 23
Birthday: Spring 19
Job: Bakery Cook
Job alternative: Postman
Race: Human

Marriage Gift: “You sure ya got the right guy? N-No, no, no, no, I mean—yes, yes of course!!”
❋ mushroom-walnut soup

Loved Gifts: “Aww, nuts! I hope y’know how much this means to me!”
❋ strawberry jam – 4-leaf clover – bandana

Liked Gifts: “Oh, hey, this is pretty dern neat!”
❋ fruit sandwich – strawberry milk – strawberry – butter roll

Disliked Gifts: “Hahaha! Now what on earth were you thinkin’, givin’ me this?”
❋ boiled pumpkin – pond smelt – char – chub

Hated Gifts: “…Honestly, this is kind of bumming me out…”
❋ flop – cheap cloth – feed

Magic: Water element - Water bomb

Personality:
Wes is dumber than a sack of potatoes.

Contentedly laid-back and tactless—without the intention of ever changing—the only things Wesker remotely finds a passion in is cooking and romance (and occasionally learning new things). He hopelessly wishes to get find, marry, and “cook for his loved one until they are fat”.

Despite living with his family and all the people in a small village all his life, Wes has NO people skills. He often acts brash, blunt, impolite, and pathetic; even sometimes in front of the girls he longs after so hard.

Additionally, he is supposedly a wimp among wimps. His complete lack of pride as a man also makes him proclaim this outright when asked to so much as a thumb wrestle.

And in his mellow stupidity, Wes is a carefree, go-with-the-flow kind of guy, and gives dedicates his attention to whatever tickles his fancy at any given moment. However, being this fickle and refusing to settle down on any particular interest before it's proved it's worth also makes him rather open-minded—if not a bit slow on the uptakes.

History:
Since he was born, Wes lived on a small farm off the border of some small village, where his small family lived a small life. Despite his father and mother’s mediocrely hard working personalities, Wes never found work in his interests. He grew up to be so lazy, in fact, that his mother refused to feed him. Her intentions were to push her sloth of a son to learn how to fend for himself, but instead, he simply forgot to eat until he nearly shriveled down to nothing.

Reluctantly, she sat Wes down one day when he was little more than skin and bones and taught him how to make mushroom-walnut soup, his favourite dish to date. To her surprise, from the slicing of the onions to the stirring and simmering, his attention was rapt. Rather than turning his head and dozing or wandering off, he got out of his seat and wanted to try putting the soup together himself (he was confident he had eaten it enough times, he knew the ingredients like the back of his foot). And although he was distressingly horrible at it, and the outcome was a disturbing black sludge, it was the first thing either of his parents had seen him put effort in.

After that, however, cooking remained the only thing Wes was interested in, and although he was steadily improving, his parents once again became tired of the way he simply ate, slept and wandered aimlessly day after day. At one point, they tried to cautiously ignite a spark for sport and encouraged Wes that fishing was a lazy activity, and seafood tasted great, but after months and months using almost no meat besides fish in his dishes, even seeing a single gill could make him hurl, and merely mentioning hope for an athlete in him made his parents groan.

Over the next short years of his adolescence, Wes’ favourite dish to recreate was still his mother’s Mushroom-Walnut soup (although after the seafood incident, he was careful not to attempt it too often). And yet, no matter what he tried, he still could not recreate it perfectly. He refused to accept the recipe from his mother, convinced that he knew all of the ingredients but one, which must have been some top-secret sort of thing, like they tell one so often in stories. For a while, he turned it into a game—spying on his mother, fleeing when their eyes met, secluding himself every so often like a mad-man in a small shed—a game which carried on until both of his parents were absolutely fed up with his childishness.

All that said, when Wes received the letter, his mother and father were more than happy to let him go. And despite feeling indifferent with the parting at first, Wes found himself unconsciously yearning for his home after only a short while apart. The only way he could find to console himself was in making comfort food—the sorts of things his mother prepared for him, his favourite of which being soft rolls and bread. In the end, one thing led to another, and he ended up finding the bakery of the island, and happily took a spot creating the food he loved, simply letting days roll mellowly in and out.

Additional Info:
- Wes lives happily on the beach side, in some scrap of canvas he calls a tent.

- If you're going to try and make him read anything, make it a picture book or a recipe book. A recipe book with mostly pictures. orz

- He stitched the “MOM <3” on his shirt by himself, stabbing holes in his fingers and everything. But he was happy it turned out semi-legible. And that he spelled it right.

- Don't tell him that what he's doing is actually work. He'll be very shocked and confused, and could very possibly be sent into spiraling depression, leading to obligatory questions such as, "what is life?" and, "does the universe exist?" and, "is time travel with kittens possible?"

- His dream in life is perfectly recreating or partaking in the perfect recreation of his mother's soup.

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I have way too many male characters.
Which is why I made another one.
Obv.

he kind of reminds me of a cat... i-is that just me? /WEEPS

Item icons (c) Ushi no Tane
Thank you!
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Comments: 43

KiariaBlack [2012-07-12 05:11:34 +0000 UTC]

Want to RP through notes?

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Retiquis In reply to KiariaBlack [2012-07-14 03:26:07 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to! ^u^

Just as a warning, though, my replies with notes tend to be a little slow. UmU

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lizzy2875 [2012-07-08 06:05:50 +0000 UTC]

baaaah <3 ; u ; i would love to rp with you <3<3
Skype name is ES Derp i think....

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Retiquis In reply to lizzy2875 [2012-07-12 03:12:50 +0000 UTC]

gdjhgdhgdhkgj okay *7*
I'll go add you now ;u; <3

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lizzy2875 In reply to Retiquis [2012-07-12 06:17:37 +0000 UTC]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3

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H2Otheory [2012-06-05 08:55:58 +0000 UTC]

Hi, would you like to rp? My skype is h2o_chan just send me a request with your DA username ~

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Retiquis In reply to H2Otheory [2012-06-13 01:32:43 +0000 UTC]

s-sorry for the really late reply! OTL OTL

I'd love to rp, request sent ;v; <33

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H2Otheory In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-13 04:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh haha no prob XD

Thank you~

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Soul-of-the-Sword [2012-06-04 06:46:10 +0000 UTC]

Nyaw~ what a happy-go-around-aura guy~ yaaaay~

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Retiquis In reply to Soul-of-the-Sword [2012-06-13 01:33:41 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaa LOLOL he's really just an airhead =7=9

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Toufeh [2012-06-04 05:05:27 +0000 UTC]

He seems really fun!
ahaha... I'd love to rp with you sometime...

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Retiquis In reply to Toufeh [2012-06-13 01:32:10 +0000 UTC]

sjfhjfd I'M SO SORRY THIS IS
SO
REALLY
VERY
LATE;;;;;;;;; /shot

But thank you, I'm glad you think so! *7*

& gdjfghfk I-I'd love to rp with you sometime too! ;u;/ <3

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Toufeh In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-13 04:35:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL IT'S OK *pats*

How do you prefer to rp? Notes, MSN, Skype?

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Retiquis In reply to Toufeh [2012-06-18 01:45:04 +0000 UTC]

I prefer MSN and skype, but whatever you prefer is fine. ;v;/

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Snailbun [2012-06-02 06:25:02 +0000 UTC]

He looks and sounds like a fun guy to be around. ^O^

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Retiquis In reply to Snailbun [2012-06-13 01:33:03 +0000 UTC]

Baw ty, I'm glad you think so ;q; <3

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nutellanation [2012-06-01 02:21:44 +0000 UTC]

WAHAHA! I knew he would get in! Congratulations!! //confetti swirl yeah
I hope we can rp sometime, he's still so awesome asdfghjkl

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Retiquis In reply to nutellanation [2012-06-01 02:42:50 +0000 UTC]

OMG t-thank you, congratulations to you tooooo!

and yes sjdfhsjkfh I hope so too ;7;9 /weeps

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nutellanation In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-01 02:47:07 +0000 UTC]

Of course! ;v;

Feel free to drop me a comment/note whenever you're not busy if you want *v*!!

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mikiwii [2012-06-01 01:43:57 +0000 UTC]

He looks like such a fun guy!! >u<

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Retiquis In reply to mikiwii [2012-06-01 02:40:49 +0000 UTC]

sjdfhsjkfd thank you!

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mikiwii In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-02 22:27:43 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome >u<

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Ghalory20 [2012-06-01 01:42:17 +0000 UTC]

haha he seems like a fun guy!
I look forward to rp-ing with him!

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Retiquis In reply to Ghalory20 [2012-06-01 02:40:24 +0000 UTC]

aaah thank you, I'll look forward to rping with Clover, too! ;v; <33

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Ghalory20 In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-01 02:50:29 +0000 UTC]

wanna rp now? uh, if not, I guess I'm always available xD

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Retiquis In reply to Ghalory20 [2012-06-01 02:59:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm heading out in a bit, but if that's alright, I'd love to ! ;v;/

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Ghalory20 In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-01 03:05:05 +0000 UTC]

ah I see
so do you prefer notes or, do you have a skype?

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Retiquis In reply to Ghalory20 [2012-06-01 03:10:33 +0000 UTC]

I prefer skype, but I'm a bit new to it *v*''

and my username should be same as here; retiquis c:

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Ghalory20 In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-01 03:16:19 +0000 UTC]

okay lemme add you

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Macchi-Tacchi [2012-06-01 01:11:46 +0000 UTC]

fff he's so amazingly adorable Q w Q <33
and I love his design <3

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Retiquis In reply to Macchi-Tacchi [2012-06-01 02:38:22 +0000 UTC]

sifjsigs aaa ty so much! ;u; <333

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Macchi-Tacchi In reply to Retiquis [2012-06-01 03:00:26 +0000 UTC]

welcomeee ; w ; <3

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Kikkun [2012-05-31 00:01:31 +0000 UTC]

aaaaa /)///(\ djlasdjas he adorable
sobs all over him i want this

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Retiquis In reply to Kikkun [2012-06-01 01:10:41 +0000 UTC]

jfshgshfsdf kyaa thank you

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ladydalnim [2012-05-21 00:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Isbsiwgrisjd your character is so adorable TT V TT
Omg I hope you make it in!

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Retiquis In reply to ladydalnim [2012-05-23 03:10:22 +0000 UTC]

fsjkhgksjdhf oh wow, thank you *A*
and to you too, best of luck! ;v; <3

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nutellanation [2012-05-17 23:55:43 +0000 UTC]

asdfghjkl I really love this character! *u* I love his color scheme and his personality is such a derp he seems like so much fun! xD
I love the pose, and those haaands!
I laughed many a time while reading his bio (especially the additional info rofl)
I hope he gets in! Good luck to us both

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Retiquis In reply to nutellanation [2012-05-18 00:14:22 +0000 UTC]

jhgfjsgsgjhdffaj o-oh wow, thank you so much! @A@'''' <33333

and yes! Good luck to us both! ;v;9 /I get the feeling he and Louhi would get along just fiiiine xD

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nutellanation In reply to Retiquis [2012-05-18 01:15:09 +0000 UTC]

No problem! It's my pleasure
lmao right? They're both like old fat cats xD

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kibapoo [2012-05-15 00:04:56 +0000 UTC]

JAKJFKLJFEF CUTIE PATOOTIE BB akjfejklfejfe i love his outfitt

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Retiquis In reply to kibapoo [2012-05-15 00:16:07 +0000 UTC]

afdsgsjdfhksdgh t-ty so much bby

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RestingSoul [2012-05-14 14:57:05 +0000 UTC]

AHHHH HE LOOKS SO ASTONISHINGLY CUTE ; 7 ; <3333

and very kittycatty yes~

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Retiquis In reply to RestingSoul [2012-05-15 00:12:42 +0000 UTC]

ajfhasjdhasdh ;v; !!!
thanks so much, I'm glad you think so uvu <3333 /weeps

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