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Ribbedebie β Conker on Kinect
Published: 2014-06-17 14:06:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 7662; Favourites: 154; Downloads: 0
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Literally all you do is pet him and squish his cheeks. Kinda like that one game with the animals, but if you ask him to do a trick heβll cuss you out and demand you get him a beer.
This is why Iβll never, ever be a game designer haha.
If you're angry about Conker finally appearing again in any kind of game while the chance of him showing his face officially in any way was 0.000001 percent, I'll kindly request you to cry some more. I ain't having none of this negativity. I'm at least glad Conker as a character is back. That's enough for me!Related content
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Conker's back?! Where?!
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My favorite game
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(Brooklyn accent; offscreen) What's the matter, Conker? Don't ya like being taken for cute?
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I would terribly love this game. It would be the only game I'd ever play. I wanna pet Conker. I wanna make him angry. Doing that to my Conker plush just isn't the same.
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i would probly acedently smack conker . or over rage ....sorry conker ( pats on the head )
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I wanna pet hiiiiim. 079, that is. Look the bad boy up. C:
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I'm glad you're glad! 8D I feel so alone in that. ;w; Thanks!
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Technically... Conker won't "cuss you out" since he doesn't swear (at least that's ONE thing he managed to fulfill to his parents xD ), but I think that won't stop him from going "Hey! Stop that!" or "What're you doing!?" xD
And yes... He might actually ask you to get him a pint
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Haha, yeah, he won't use cuss words, but he won't be very happy. xD (Believe me, it's one of my pet peeves when people say Conker swears a lot... 'cause man, he really doesn't. Compared to some other characters in the game, the dude's a saint!)
Hehe!
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Weeeeeeeeellll.... A saint in the sense he won't say bad words...
But seriously... The idea you got here is cute. And it would be funny to hear him say the things he says when carrying Sweet Corn, Cheese, or Keys, while you pet him.
On a minor note: I would've said "touch him", but that sounds inappropriate...
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Yeah, that's what I meant. xD
Ahahaa, that's adorable.
Pffft haha, oh man.
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nintendogs but with conker :'D
what game is it? i'm excited now too!!
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NintenConker. Yes.
Well, it's not what I depicted here (obviously 
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ME TOO and its looking really cool!! looked it up and whoaa
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lol i would just give him beer and watch him getting drunk all the time XD
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*sneeeeeeeeeeeeeerk* Oh my gosh, that is so cute. 
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Haha, yeah! I always loved doing that.
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