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Ricardia — Fnaf x reader crack fic
Published: 2014-12-22 03:58:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 6038; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 0
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Description I DO NOT OWN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS OR ANY CHARACTERS IN THE STORY OR YOU.                      

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Narrator POV

Your brother Mike Schmidt was the guard at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. But he had caught the flu and couldn't work tonight so you being the kickass sister/brother you are, went to tell his boss he couldn't make it.
I mean you could fill in for him,but there was no way in the name of sweet freckled Jesus that you were gonna spend the night in some pizzeria with some crazy ass possessed animatronics.
Anyway by the time you got to the pizzeria it was 11:55. You would have gotten there quicker but considering the fact that your only 14 and you can't drive...... 😒 it took a while. Luckily for you when you entered you found and employee who was just about to leave.

" Hey kid what are you doin' here we about to close?"

"I know, sorry but my older brother Mike is the security guard. He's sick and he can't make it in tonight."

"Damn it....but I can't leave the animatronics unattended. " He mumbled to himself.

"Yeah well sorry for the in-"

"Well I'm not workin the night shift see ya kid good luck."He said throwing you a manual, flashlight, and proceeded to run out the door.

"THAT SON OF A BI-"

Your phone began to ring.

"Hello?"

"Hey y/n what's takin you so long *cough cough*"

"One of the workers stuck me with the night shift, the doors are locked and I can't leave."

"WHAT!? I'm coming to get you!"

"No you're not! I'll be fine just get some rest." You said sternly.

"But-"

"Love you bye!" You then swiftly hung up the phone.

~Time skip of toy chica and toy Bonnie taking fabulous selfies~

You were now in the office with your headphones on listening to music, checking the cameras and stuff of that nature.

'What the hell was Mike worried about this shit is easy'
You thought to yourself as you flipped the cameras to Pirate Cove.

But when you looked the fox wasn't there! You frantically flipped to the next camera and saw him running down the hall, but you were to late closing the door. He poked his head in and his jaw dropped, but since you had your headphones on you couldn't hear anything. His jaw closed again so you took of your headphones.

"Who the hell are ye'!? Ya not Mike"  He said loud enough for the other animatronics to hear, who came rather quickly. After a while of awkward silence and staring the bear who you assumed to be Freddy spoke up.

"Who are you?"

"My mah name Jeff." Was all you could manage to say😳

"What?"

"I- I mean y/n...my names y/n"

"Well I''m Freddy, and this is Chica, Bonnie,and Foxy."

"Ahoy"

"Hiiii~"

"Hello."

"Wait.....so you're not gonna stuff me in a suit?"

"Well you're not an adult, or the actual security guard are you?"

"...No..."

"Then you have nothing to worry about."

"Cool."

Anyway you all spent about an hour or so getting acquainted but soon you became bored.

"You guys I'm bored~. We should like totally do something awesome!"

"Well matey, what do ye have in mind?"

"Bonnie go get a trombone and drum out of the back room. Freddy get some shades, we're gonna do some crazy shit my niggas." 😈


~times skip brought to you by the awesome Prussia! Kesesese~


Freddy was currently recording you, Foxy, and Bonnie. All three of you were wearing shades and being badasses.

"This is what happens when you aren't at work Mikey."

Just insert yourself in the video doing random funny shit (Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG3VMo… )

You then sent Mike the video.

~back at home with Mike~

My phone went off and I got a text from y/n, which I opened immediately.

"What the actual......fuck." I face palmed
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Comments: 27

AnLoDuSa [2018-01-05 07:47:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm reading this late at night and I'm trying not to laugh my ass off XD

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AllyBean03 [2017-06-27 03:17:37 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be me,XDXDXDXD

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AlexisBarnes [2017-04-13 01:19:53 +0000 UTC]

I FREAKING LOVE YOU FOR THAT TIMESKIP OMG PRUSSIA RULES!!!!!
Kesesesese~~

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Lbely [2016-08-13 01:51:08 +0000 UTC]

When I clicked the link I just instantly knew what it was...I'm not lying.

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xXNightXxXWolfXx [2016-04-26 20:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Omg I died from laughter XD

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slendermanisanarwhal [2016-04-16 08:37:09 +0000 UTC]

PRUSSIA GO BACK TO YOUR OWN FANDOM!!!!!! Anyways that story was rather amazing and you should continue to do things similar to this.

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JustWantDaDiamonds [2016-03-17 04:44:43 +0000 UTC]

Fabulouscious!

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BonnieBunny4231 [2016-02-22 23:58:47 +0000 UTC]

This is FABULOUS! I.CANT.EVEN.ON.THE.AMAZING-NESS!!! 😂😂😂💙💚💛💜😎😎😎😎

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xDylanSoulx [2015-11-29 08:11:17 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least you know I'm fine!

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MudkipzUniverse [2015-11-23 16:17:16 +0000 UTC]

 

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MudkipzUniverse [2015-11-22 16:22:31 +0000 UTC]

OMG 

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AlphaSoulDragon [2015-07-24 13:52:45 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD! XD XD XD XD XD

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Rabbtgirl4evah [2015-05-26 19:56:03 +0000 UTC]

Me: This....*sniffles* is beautiful! I love it so much! *hugs story* It makes me want to go and get a night job!
Friend: Like that'll ever happen...
Me: Hey!!!!!!

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Panga2397 [2015-03-23 19:52:26 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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Starklovesrocknroll [2015-02-15 23:25:06 +0000 UTC]

This is a amazing story you sould make more for you see I was laughing my ass off when reading this because once I saw "Bonnie go get a trombone and drum out of the back room. Freddy get some shades, we're gonna do some crazy shit my niggas. "
I laughed so hard it hurt the reason why is because I knew exactly what was going to happen and thank you for making such a wonderful story Ricardia. I can see you as a book writer for adults and teenagers but not children for the language that you use when writing, I'm not saying you can't write a children's book it's just I could see you writing books for older audience's. I really loved you story for the humor was great and your writing is perfect, I hope you continue to make stories and these very hilarious stories. I also thank you for reading my comment and have a nice day. 

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Ricardia In reply to Starklovesrocknroll [2015-02-16 07:02:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much, it really means a lot. I'll try to keep it up and I won't disappoint 😄

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Starklovesrocknroll In reply to Ricardia [2015-02-16 16:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much Ricardia for replying to my comment that means so much to me and I myself am working to be a writer or artist but, I think my artwork and writing abilities are very poor, so that's why I really have nothing posted yet but I will eventually. I also have a question because I love your writing and how much enthusiasm you put into your work and how much effort you seem to put in could you help me in my writing skills for I feel like I write to badly. I feel like my writing will not be accepted but if you help maybe I can get better. I also have a idea for both of us, maybe we can write a story together, you as the main author and I as the co-author, it would be a honor if you accepted my idea. I would like to thank you for taking some time out of your day to reader this, thank you and have a nice day.

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Ricardia In reply to Starklovesrocknroll [2015-02-18 03:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Sure I'd really like that. It would be really fun to collaborate with you on a story, also regarding your writing I'm pretty sure it's a lot better than you're giving yourself credit for. I believe that there is no such thing as a bad story

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Starklovesrocknroll In reply to Ricardia [2015-02-18 14:54:45 +0000 UTC]

Thank you that is very nice to know that you would want to do a story with me and I thank you even more for giving a bit more of hope that I can write. I also want to know what you would like to do the story on.

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Ricardia In reply to Starklovesrocknroll [2015-02-18 17:25:43 +0000 UTC]

Anything is fine with me, it can be an original story or a fanfic. Whatever works for us both

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Starklovesrocknroll In reply to Ricardia [2015-02-18 17:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Well I have an idea but so no one knows what it is how about you message me on my account and we can talk and do the story that way Ricardia. I hope that it works because I feel that it is a wonderful idea and we could both work on it.

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Ricardia In reply to Starklovesrocknroll [2015-02-19 02:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Sure but can we start sometime this weekend if you aren't busy cause I'll be totally free. But for now I'll be a bit busy with school

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Starklovesrocknroll In reply to Ricardia [2015-02-19 13:56:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes that will be fine but how will we work it for I am new to deviantart and today I have to get two teeth removed so not today

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Ricardia In reply to Starklovesrocknroll [2015-02-19 21:09:07 +0000 UTC]

K sounds like a plan

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DonnieIsTheBrains [2015-01-28 21:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Best... crack... fic.... EVER
*dies laughing*

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XxIsumeNasumokoxX [2014-12-27 09:49:12 +0000 UTC]

"THAT SON OF A BI-"
*cue phone*

I be like oh how conveniently placed that was


OMg (y/n) WHY WHY *keeps laughing*

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Moonbunniz [2014-12-27 08:26:30 +0000 UTC]

FRRRRRRRRRECKLED JEZUZ!
SWWEEEEET FRECKLED JESUS!

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