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Ritualist β€” Arch's pet

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Published: 2017-03-04 21:59:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 9164; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 52
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Description Arch: "My psyker is now a beast master, he wants to mind control a racoon."
Me: "So?"
Arch: "So I need a picture of a super derpy racoon."
Me: "Say no more, fam."
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Comments: 14

Dusterboy [2017-07-12 18:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Darling Rocket

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Ritualist In reply to Dusterboy [2017-07-16 19:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Autistic rocket, more like.

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quiroz2 [2017-03-08 19:42:55 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Ritualist In reply to quiroz2 [2017-03-14 12:56:14 +0000 UTC]

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TheVoidSlayer [2017-03-06 17:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Rocket! What have they done to you?!

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Ritualist In reply to TheVoidSlayer [2017-03-07 18:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Too much warp dust

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TheVoidSlayer In reply to Ritualist [2017-03-08 04:18:05 +0000 UTC]

"I like you horn." "What?"

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Ritualist In reply to TheVoidSlayer [2017-03-08 08:22:01 +0000 UTC]

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Empyronaut [2017-03-04 22:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Psykers...racoons.....it all makes sense now. Β 

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Ritualist In reply to Empyronaut [2017-03-07 18:02:51 +0000 UTC]

Just as planned

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Empyronaut In reply to Ritualist [2017-03-07 20:17:00 +0000 UTC]

*waving my possessed racoon towards the sky* Β 

"YouΒ΄ll regret this, Ritualist! WITNESS MY WRATH!!!" Β 

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SilentChronicl3r [2017-03-04 22:06:12 +0000 UTC]

This is the part where Tzeentch changes the raccoon into some eldritch horror that can only sing the theme song to sesame street due to Nergal's influence.Β 

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Ritualist In reply to SilentChronicl3r [2017-03-07 18:03:11 +0000 UTC]

I find that horrifying beyond words.

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SilentChronicl3r In reply to Ritualist [2017-03-08 02:53:47 +0000 UTC]

You won't be hearing words. Just palpitations and vibrations signaling the collapseΒ of all things sane.

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