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Ritualist — Ritualist versus Mole

Published: 2009-02-21 18:33:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 3363; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 158
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Description Oh, they are going down fast, folks! My 6th AFL fight is here and it's against the MOLE!

Mole - top secret agent by - wants Ritualist dead and he can feel it. How does he do that? Well, Mole's holding a gun pointed at AFL's favorite sick, evil fuck. So, to be a gentleman Ritualist gives Mole chance to back off and ...


... read the comic for rest of the story.
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Comments: 57

Ritualist In reply to ??? [2009-04-01 07:05:51 +0000 UTC]

never saw that movie.

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OrdonCrane In reply to Ritualist [2009-04-01 07:32:46 +0000 UTC]

The bad guy leaves messages telling the good guy how to avoid his traps, and the good guy ignores them and gets caught in said trap. Like 4 times.

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Ritualist In reply to OrdonCrane [2009-04-01 07:47:04 +0000 UTC]

now that's something...

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OrdonCrane In reply to Ritualist [2009-04-01 07:50:46 +0000 UTC]

The last one kills him, as there was one safe area, but it was filled with broken glass. "You'll suffer, but you'll be alive."
He shoves the bad guy in and locks it shut. Then the trap kills him while the bad guy is saved. Dumbass.

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Ritualist In reply to OrdonCrane [2009-04-01 08:04:46 +0000 UTC]

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OrdonCrane In reply to Ritualist [2009-04-01 08:06:55 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to the wonderful world of Saw, where people are to dumb to live.

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curtsibling [2009-03-06 22:01:34 +0000 UTC]

Awesome page - The threat he issues to Mole made me laugh!

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Ritualist In reply to curtsibling [2009-03-07 07:51:41 +0000 UTC]

thank you.

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WesleyRiot [2009-02-26 11:04:55 +0000 UTC]

lol i enjoyed it, even thought i think the last two speech bubbles might be the wrong way round...

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Ritualist In reply to WesleyRiot [2009-02-26 13:09:31 +0000 UTC]

thank you (same thoughts here, but I'm too lazy to change them)

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OrdonCrane [2009-02-24 07:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Is it just me, or does Mr. Ritz look like the Terminator in scene three?

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Ritualist In reply to OrdonCrane [2009-02-24 17:42:53 +0000 UTC]

no, just a coincidence. btw, it's the bones under his skin. no metal, no adamnitum, nothing fancy.

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OrdonCrane In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-25 20:45:07 +0000 UTC]

Just immortality. XD, nothing can kill him.

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Ritualist In reply to OrdonCrane [2009-02-26 09:16:14 +0000 UTC]

it's not that nothing can kill him, it's just that there is no afterlife for him. god doesn't want him, devil tells him to piss off.

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OrdonCrane In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-26 17:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Yay! XD
Now for a post pic, I'm gonna have to draw him with that shirt, "I can't get into heaven, and hell doesn't want me."

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Ritualist In reply to OrdonCrane [2009-02-26 21:35:18 +0000 UTC]

you do that, but you should put "...and hell tells me to piss off."

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OrdonCrane In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-26 23:47:54 +0000 UTC]

You got it. XD

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Kid-Wasabi [2009-02-24 04:27:42 +0000 UTC]

SWEET! I love Ritualist's version of the "wack~ a~ mole" game!

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Ritualist In reply to Kid-Wasabi [2009-02-24 17:44:31 +0000 UTC]

I totally forget about that game.

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Kostmeyer [2009-02-22 11:26:53 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the return of the spoon, and another bout of eye gouging! Suitably nasty, as we've come to expect!

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Ritualist In reply to Kostmeyer [2009-02-22 11:35:15 +0000 UTC]

next time : "plastic tea spoon : daughter of the spoon"
and audience is pleased yet again.

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Ashlore [2009-02-21 23:56:03 +0000 UTC]

Did you know you can demolish a skyscraper using only a spoon? You just need the right man!

You can also eat with them!

Awesome, I love this!

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Ritualist In reply to Ashlore [2009-02-22 09:03:55 +0000 UTC]

I know how you can ruin a building by rotating your thumb. although you need help from 4 more mates of yours doing the same.

aye.

thanks.

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AngelCrusher [2009-02-21 23:20:31 +0000 UTC]

lol dont let cthy hear blunty say that!!! Man, with such a little spoon, ritualist does some damage! I guess its true, size doesnt matter...

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Ritualist In reply to AngelCrusher [2009-02-22 06:09:40 +0000 UTC]

holy shit, i haven't though of that!
aye, sure he can. and if you look closely you'll see blunty is stitching him up with the same sppon.

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TheM-Man [2009-02-21 22:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Ta zar sam ja jedini koji je svjestan da si citirao George Carlina?

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Ritualist In reply to TheM-Man [2009-02-22 06:08:41 +0000 UTC]

mislim da jesi, da.

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TheM-Man In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-22 09:07:27 +0000 UTC]

Kul.

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MarkDobson [2009-02-21 20:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Ow! Y'know what? that makes me mad...

Nice one, m8. It almost makes me feel sorry for what I'm going to do to you. It's been planned for a while

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Ritualist In reply to MarkDobson [2009-02-22 06:08:17 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhh... are you going to go hulk now?

thanks. i can't wait.

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Beast57 [2009-02-21 20:23:10 +0000 UTC]

WOW! HA HA! Very nice job here! Mole got what he deserved! LOL!

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Ritualist In reply to Beast57 [2009-02-22 09:00:17 +0000 UTC]

hey, he warned him.

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Beast57 In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-22 15:37:43 +0000 UTC]

Yup he did!

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Tinokel [2009-02-21 20:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Ritualist giving free blowjobs, hooray!


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Ritualist In reply to Tinokel [2009-02-22 06:07:14 +0000 UTC]

who said anything about "free"?

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Tinokel In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-22 07:36:59 +0000 UTC]

goddamit

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Queen-Squishy [2009-02-21 20:02:58 +0000 UTC]

*twitchy eye* a......freakin' SPOON!!!! ..... that's brill

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Ritualist In reply to Queen-Squishy [2009-02-22 06:06:53 +0000 UTC]

thank you, thank you.

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Queen-Squishy In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-22 17:32:00 +0000 UTC]

i like your style darlin'

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shashaveli [2009-02-21 19:45:24 +0000 UTC]

Its all about the spoon...Hey, ask Blunty to put on ya some sparky bits - orks can do wonders when it comes to bionics.

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Ritualist In reply to shashaveli [2009-02-22 06:06:37 +0000 UTC]

"I can make ya sparky, Bozz! Then ya c'n chage 'xtra moneyz for dem blowjobs!"

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frontline-row [2009-02-21 18:52:12 +0000 UTC]

i bet my fork can go against your spoon

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Ritualist In reply to frontline-row [2009-02-21 18:57:47 +0000 UTC]

if you bet, you can just give money over and cut the deal short.

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frontline-row In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-21 18:59:25 +0000 UTC]

hmmm i will on that....

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DamienDerNarr [2009-02-21 18:48:05 +0000 UTC]

genius of the spoon, I bow my forkhead (?) at your...what did we say?..."inspirational" behaviour...

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Ritualist In reply to DamienDerNarr [2009-02-21 18:54:09 +0000 UTC]

yet again, spoon becomes a guiding light in modern world.

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vince3 [2009-02-21 18:35:40 +0000 UTC]

That's 2 common opponents with Fisticuff, and you only have 2 more chances to face her...... *hopes for a good draw for Rit*

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Ritualist In reply to vince3 [2009-02-21 18:42:19 +0000 UTC]

oh, I really would like that fight.
plus, I would like fight with fowl, vigil, maverick, catz and some more people.
and joe hero! can't forget joe!

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HalquinSmirks In reply to Ritualist [2009-02-21 19:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Great Fight. And don't worry if you miss Joe here, you can get another chance at him out at there, at the edge of time and space thanks to the Beyonder. (and Kostmeyer)

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Ritualist In reply to HalquinSmirks [2009-02-22 06:05:42 +0000 UTC]

ah, the good old beyonder. what we would do without him.

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