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Weiila [2014-01-05 17:48:25 +0000 UTC]
Link getting married to Ganondorf only makes me think of "Burning for You", one of the most gloriously bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Sadly it seems to have been burned off of the internet apart from snippets Noo you don't understand, it was FAAABULOUS! It had Ganondorf as an angsty narrator desperately in love with Link, and lines like:
"I am not so easily intimidated by beauty, for I am the very pylon streaking across loveliness' polychromatic sky!" For pages and pages on end.
And then the, eh, seduction scene:
'"I've always admired your spunk, kid." [something about dabbing his lips, I can't recount EVERYTHING because I'm not that crazy]. "But now... now I'd rather taste your spunk than admire it."
The powerful sexual words, though crude, liquiefy his knees and sends his sweet form sprawling against mine.'
... I always liked to imagine that Link laughed so hard he passed out. Unwisely, because then Ganondorf describes his vital parts as a "giant horned worm". Oh poor Link.
Ahem. Eh. Yes. Picture. >_> The expressions are priceless and there's a lot of motion in this image
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Rococospade In reply to Weiila [2014-01-05 18:33:08 +0000 UTC]
Laughed SO HARD reading that. Holy cow.
Thanks. I was thinking of redoing it the other day, now that I'm a higher skill level.
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Weiila In reply to Rococospade [2014-01-06 09:49:56 +0000 UTC]
Oh, oh! I found the sporking of it on LiveJournal Sadly this seems to be the only remains of it on the 'net, but it at least shows off the hilarity.
ficbitches.livejournal.com/195…
NOT TO BE CLICKED WHILE AT WORK OR THE LIBRARY, CRAZY BADLY WRITTEN SMUT THAT WAY LIES
And when I say crazy I mean it in every sense of the word, ho boy. XD
Oh my, I have been quoting it wrong several times, I see. The line is "I am not so easily affected by beauty, of any kind, for I am the very pylon streaking across loveliness' polychromatic sky!" Aaah well XD
"Much renowned of gorgeously Arabesque countenance and eyes of scorching copper, one could easily argue my being quite the pretty thing for all my masculinity. My taut figure ripples the cool waters of all things male, just as the cinder lengths of my hair fall gleaming and pleasing towards both sexes."
Yes... yes, Ganondorf dear, of course you are.
It would be cool to see it in your new style
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LikeYouWannaKnow [2012-01-18 11:36:59 +0000 UTC]
Link getting married to Ganondorf? Ew.
But anyway, love it! Hah!
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Rococospade In reply to LikeYouWannaKnow [2012-01-21 01:55:27 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. That's what Sheik said before deciding that this was a good idea. (Good being a very loose term more related to 'entertaining' and 'safe' or 'concocted by someone sound of mind' in this scenereo)
Thanks
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Shadowpsycho [2012-01-11 02:33:54 +0000 UTC]
I love the devil-may-care grin of Sheik's face and the horrified, what-the-hell-are-you-doing scream on Link's.
Geez, lunatic is right.
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Rococospade In reply to Shadowpsycho [2012-01-21 01:54:12 +0000 UTC]
Tahnks XD
... this... is only the tip of the iceberg, I think.
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PoeSheiky [2012-01-07 04:38:59 +0000 UTC]
lmao
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ryttu3k [2012-01-06 23:12:36 +0000 UTC]
It's. It's amazing. Link's face!
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Rococospade In reply to ryttu3k [2012-01-07 03:27:55 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. Looking at it now, I'm not sure it looks quite horrified enough... XD
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Rococospade In reply to ryttu3k [2012-01-07 19:10:30 +0000 UTC]
Well, that works. Poor Link... he should have known Sheik would do something like this.
I... I'm honestly considering it. They were supposed to go see Nabooru at some point...
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Rococospade In reply to ryttu3k [2012-01-08 23:42:41 +0000 UTC]
yeah. I'm playing 'throw ideas (until one them sticks to our heads)' with Trolly's Bara-chan on that. If not engaged, why else would Link be in a dress?
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MyouTakara [2012-01-06 22:48:55 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE IT! *falls over laughing*
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