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Published: 2014-07-06 06:58:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 944; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Description She's also been heard whispering "ascend" in a creepy voice from the other room

on tumblr: roocharfferarts.tumblr.com/pos…
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Comments: 38

Dewani90 [2014-07-23 03:39:31 +0000 UTC]

I do hope she wasn't practicing with the hobos below the street with the promise of a warm meal... that's what i do, that would be copyright infringement. just kidding.

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SporeRedland [2014-07-06 16:32:31 +0000 UTC]

Get her a horse or something.  That should keep her from killing people when she's bored.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-07 19:51:49 +0000 UTC]

this is no place for a horse

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-07 22:03:40 +0000 UTC]

Sure it is.  Put it in her terrarium.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-09 03:24:56 +0000 UTC]

i am not sure you know how large horses are.

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-09 06:27:40 +0000 UTC]

I am sure that I know exactly how large horses are.  One horse fits in one terrarium.  That's why they are called terrariums.  Terrarium stands for "one horse fits in here."  It was their preferred containment method in the early Greenhouse and Potted Plant Period.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-10 04:43:52 +0000 UTC]

and here i always thought terra meant land or something

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-10 17:40:16 +0000 UTC]

So it does.  That is why the scientific name for a horse is "Terra-horsebeast," not to be confused with the "Aqua-horsebeast" or the "Avian-horsebeast."  So only a land horse will fit in a terrarium.  You'd need an aquarium or an aviary for the others.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-11 02:07:38 +0000 UTC]

you're trying to pull one over on me, I can tell, but I actually know the scientific name for horses so it's not going to work

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-11 03:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah?  Well what is the scientific name of the average land horse, miss smarty pants?

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-12 00:20:56 +0000 UTC]

i don't think there is such thing as an "average land horse"

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-12 02:26:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you have a mighty need to become acquainted with the average land horse.  

Genus: Equines.  Species: Familiaris.  Degree: Bachelor's.  Preference: Shaken.  Horoscope: Avoid going outside on Wednesdays.

That is the average land horse in a nutshell.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-13 02:28:57 +0000 UTC]

why wednesdays?

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-13 16:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Gosh, Kel-say, this is your horoscope!  You can't ask it why it does what it does.  Horoscopes are written by tired interns kept in the dark recesses of newspaper offices, forced to hallucinate by inhaling ink fumes until they can come up with the most ridiculous string of information that supposedly links to a particular group of people based on what time of the year they were born.  Reading your horoscope is like going on a second-hand vision quest.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-14 03:19:02 +0000 UTC]

mine are always incredibly wrong because scorpio is supposed to be really sexual and dangerous and instead i'm me

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-14 04:40:02 +0000 UTC]

XD  I like that you don't offer any antonyms.  I don't know, you are dangerous with shells, Gyradoses (unless they are like deer and Gyrados is both singular and plural), and coasters.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-14 09:30:11 +0000 UTC]

i am a master of coaster throwing

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-15 01:33:59 +0000 UTC]

Does that make you a coasterian or a coaster-gician?

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-15 05:30:34 +0000 UTC]

it makes me an olympic coaster thrower

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-15 06:38:50 +0000 UTC]

I don't think that is an officially sanctioned event.  I mean, we had a few people who could judge it, but I don't know if Kathleen and snake (and Maddie was there for some of it) would want to go on a world tour.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-17 04:15:40 +0000 UTC]

well, what else are we doing right now? we could totally go do an olympic tour

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-17 05:53:10 +0000 UTC]

You are presently looking for a job and hoping that you can stay in your apartment for just a little longer.  That is what else you are doing right now...  Buuuuuuuut, um, not really anything super fun.  An olympic coaster tour could keep you entertained.  Oh yeah, did you beat all of Mario Kart yet?  Because you still have Whaling to do as well.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-18 00:13:24 +0000 UTC]

hahahaaaaaa let's try not to think about that ahhh
i'm mostly replaying dragon age: origins right now >_>
we just beat mario kart earlier except apparently we have to get at least one star on all the courses and we've yet to do that.  gold cups on everything though.

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-18 04:12:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm still saying it is cheaper to live, like, anywhere but there.  XD  You could try Nebraaaaaaaaaaaskaaaaaaaaa.

I should run through Origins too, but I found a way to easily clear Civilization on the highest difficulty and am now enjoying crushing what were once insurmountable challenges.
How did you manage to get gold without getting at least one star?  I thought you always got a star for gold?  Well, unless you got it by getting 1st, 1st, 1st, 6th.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-18 18:09:33 +0000 UTC]

yes but then i wouldn't be in california

magic?
you can get gold without getting a star. i think you lose one star for every two points below the full possible sixty--so as long as the other coms aren't getting first every time it's quite common

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-18 20:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Nope.  You would be in unfamiliar territory, adventuring!  You could see things you have never seen before, go places you had never heard of, stand on things you did not know were chairs!  It is a wild life.

A particular scenario.  You start with all technologies available and cannot benefit from science output.  Computers still focus on generating science, while I switch all my production to gold/money.  This allows me to easily get ahead.
Have you made a chart detailing exactly what you must do and how you must do it?

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-20 04:41:51 +0000 UTC]

i assume lots of things are chairs

nnnope it is not that complex

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-20 16:36:34 +0000 UTC]

Dogs are not chairs.  Do not assume dogs are chairs.  They are, however, good pillows.  Most of the time.

I see.  THEN WE MUST CREATE THAT CHART!  I'll get my paper.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-21 03:15:13 +0000 UTC]

mine does not make for a good chart

let's not get carried away here

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-21 05:52:34 +0000 UTC]

How do you know if you have yet to chart the course of this chart which will be chartered in chartreuse?
Oh, I am beyond carried away.  Did you read the first sentence of this reply?  Clearly no sanity resides in the man who wrote that.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-22 01:07:41 +0000 UTC]

i almost got a gold star in one earlier but got hit by, like, ten attacks right before winning first on the last race of the prix (ended up in 5th? TT_TT)

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-22 04:29:50 +0000 UTC]

Did you at least have roommates around to either mock or console you after this tragic event?

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-22 18:37:14 +0000 UTC]

nnnnnnope

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-22 20:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Did you have a brother and/or dog and cat?

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-24 06:06:48 +0000 UTC]

nnope. home alone.

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-24 16:55:00 +0000 UTC]

So there were no roommates, no family members, and no animals around at your home.  Were you temporarily stuck in a time paradox or something?  Wait, I know how that situation came to be.  They all went to take your pets to the space vet in space.

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RoochArffer In reply to SporeRedland [2014-07-24 19:58:54 +0000 UTC]

not quite

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SporeRedland In reply to RoochArffer [2014-07-24 20:03:50 +0000 UTC]

Not quite, eh?  Just how "not quite" are we talking?  Was it another dimension instead of space?

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