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On July 4th, it was America’s birthday. For this event, America decided to host a BBQ and fireworks show afterwards. Decked out in red, white, and blue, with a top hat and shirt to match, America starts inviting people into his home.

England arrives first;
Grunts at what his brother is wearing, his thick eyebrows turning into a v.
He gives America a book of fairy tales.

“Oh, does this book have aliens in it?”
“No. D:<”

Japan arrives next;
As usual, he’s calm and keeps to himself.
Japan gives America the newest Japanese horror flick.

“Ah, thank you Japan! Will you watch it with me?”
“I’d be delighted to, America-san.”

Canada is the third to arrive;
He sets down his polar bear and waits a bit before finding America.
He gives America moar maple syrup for his waffles.

Cuba ignores his invite.

Russia is the next to arrive;
He sneaks in, creeping out England for a bit with his laugh.
He presents America with a box of condoms. (XS)

“Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol.”

Australia and Estonia arrive next. Together;
Australia lets his Koala go, and Estonia wheels in a large cage.

“OH SH—“
“Aw, mate, you’ll warm up to him!”

Belarus arrives;
Uninvited. Just came to scare the crap out of Russia.

Germany and Italy arrive next;
Germany has a strained look on his face, obviously annoyed by Italy. Italy is just being… Italy.
Germany gives America a bag of wurst and Italy gives America Italian-made bombs.

France arrives with Greece next;
France is perverting the place up, of course.
France gives America flashy French clothes. Greece gives America a cat.

Spain and Romano come next;
Romano’s ranting about something to Spain, who doesn’t seem to be really listening.
They give America tomatoes. Lots of tomatoes.

-America is too busy to talk ohnoes-

Hungary arrives next. (With Prussia hot on her trail);
She’s in yaoi mode. Watch out for Hungary!Vision~
Hungary gives America a new frying pan.

Austria doesn’t come because… It’s piano time? Yeahhh.

The food is ready! America starts passing out the good ol’ hot dogs and hamburgers. Soda and beer is taken to drink.

Poland and Liet arrive (FASHIONABLY) late, and are the last guests;
Polands being rather flamboyant and all-over Liet. OHBBY. <3

It’s dark, and time for the fireworks display. America found some high-tec device that Japan made to set off the fireworks for him.

A heavily intoxicated Shirtless!England comes over to America. He’s got a pervert-like look in his eyes.

“England, where’s your shirt?” America exclaims.
“Do I really need a shirt to make love with you? Haha, you’ve got a cute pink fairy on your shoulder~” England slurs, stumbling into America. He takes this opportunity to slide his hand down America’s pants…

Germany and Prussa are having a drinking contest. Italy is cheering Germany on with an overly-excited “VE~!”
A slightly buzzed Hungary is banging her fist on the table, screaming,”YOU CAN BEAT HIM ANYDAY, PRUSSIA!”
Japan is rolling his eyes at them. Secretly.

Australia and Estonia are inside America’s home. Video of their fun in America’s house is $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

Russia and Belarus and engaged in a water spigot/knife fight. Belarus has tears of anger in her eyes, and she’s screaming, ”You bastard, how can you reject me some easily once more?!” Russia looks frightened as Belarus boxes him into a corner. Both are a bloody mess.

Poland’s like, totally got like, his rape face on. Liet’s rape face is all too eager for Poland.

France found America and England going at it earlier, and now wants some of his own. Canada is his victim.

Spain and Romano left already. e.e

As America’s birthday party came to a close, some(most) of his guests went home a little battered and banged, but in the end his party turned out to be unforgettable.

Description
On July 4th, it was America’s birthday. For this event, America decided to host a BBQ and fireworks show afterwards. Decked out in red, white, and blue, with a top hat and shirt to match, America starts inviting people into his home.

England arrives first;
Grunts at what his brother is wearing, his thick eyebrows turning into a v.
He gives America a book of fairy tales.

“Oh, does this book have aliens in it?”
“No. D:<”

Japan arrives next;
As usual, he’s calm and keeps to himself.
Japan gives America the newest Japanese horror flick.

“Ah, thank you Japan! Will you watch it with me?”
“I’d be delighted to, America-san.”

Canada is the third to arrive;
He sets down his polar bear and waits a bit before finding America.
He gives America moar maple syrup for his waffles.

Cuba ignores his invite.

Russia is the next to arrive;
He sneaks in, creeping out England for a bit with his laugh.
He presents America with a box of condoms. (XS)

“Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol.”

Australia and Estonia arrive next. Together;
Australia lets his Koala go, and Estonia wheels in a large cage.

“OH SH—“
“Aw, mate, you’ll warm up to him!”

Belarus arrives;
Uninvited. Just came to scare the crap out of Russia.

Germany and Italy arrive next;
Germany has a strained look on his face, obviously annoyed by Italy. Italy is just being… Italy.
Germany gives America a bag of wurst and Italy gives America Italian-made bombs.

France arrives with Greece next;
France is perverting the place up, of course.
France gives America flashy French clothes. Greece gives America a cat.

Spain and Romano come next;
Romano’s ranting about something to Spain, who doesn’t seem to be really listening.
They give America tomatoes. Lots of tomatoes.

-America is too busy to talk ohnoes-

Hungary arrives next. (With Prussia hot on her trail);
She’s in yaoi mode. Watch out for Hungary!Vision~
Hungary gives America a new frying pan.

Austria doesn’t come because… It’s piano time? Yeahhh.

The food is ready! America starts passing out the good ol’ hot dogs and hamburgers. Soda and beer is taken to drink.

Poland and Liet arrive (FASHIONABLY) late, and are the last guests;
Polands being rather flamboyant and all-over Liet. OHBBY. <3

It’s dark, and time for the fireworks display. America found some high-tec device that Japan made to set off the fireworks for him.

A heavily intoxicated Shirtless!England comes over to America. He’s got a pervert-like look in his eyes.

“England, where’s your shirt?” America exclaims.
“Do I really need a shirt to make love with you? Haha, you’ve got a cute pink fairy on your shoulder~” England slurs, stumbling into America. He takes this opportunity to slide his hand down America’s pants…

Germany and Prussa are having a drinking contest. Italy is cheering Germany on with an overly-excited “VE~!”
A slightly buzzed Hungary is banging her fist on the table, screaming,”YOU CAN BEAT HIM ANYDAY, PRUSSIA!”
Japan is rolling his eyes at them. Secretly.

Australia and Estonia are inside America’s home. Video of their fun in America’s house is $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

Russia and Belarus and engaged in a water spigot/knife fight. Belarus has tears of anger in her eyes, and she’s screaming, ”You bastard, how can you reject me some easily once more?!” Russia looks frightened as Belarus boxes him into a corner. Both are a bloody mess.

Poland’s like, totally got like, his rape face on. Liet’s rape face is all too eager for Poland.

France found America and England going at it earlier, and now wants some of his own. Canada is his victim.

Spain and Romano left already. e.e

As America’s birthday party came to a close, some(most) of his guests went home a little battered and banged, but in the end his party turned out to be unforgettable.