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Ry-Spirit β Life of Ry - Life Hack #4 Making a Feast
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Published: 2016-04-20 04:12:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 50512; Favourites: 1619; Downloads: 0
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Another life hack, this one works every time! Go and impress your friends!Other life hacks.
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But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking ?
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"I thought you said we were having steamed clams?"
"ooh, noo. I said steamed HAMS"
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Whats that joke from?? It sounds so familiar? Is it from a movie???
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDUIGvβ¦
Good ol' Simpsons
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Then they tell you it tastes like at KFC and ask you why.
You tell them you sold them your recipe.
They ask you that you must be rich for the royalties.
You tell them you gave them for free. Because you felt sorry for them.
They tell you how incredibly generous and thoughtful you are before beginning to eat.
You try your best, but your meal suddenly taste like lies. So you tell them the truth.
They laugh.
You ask them why they are laughing.
They tell you them knew and keep eating.
Your meal taste of shame now. Also, because you forgot dessert.
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It is as well that my race will soon conquer your pitiful planet! Who knows what madness you pathetic humans might unleash upon the universe?
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*girly news reporter laugh* Oh, Morbo!
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yup, can't live with him, can't live without him
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XD when you are too lazy to cook for the large amount of family members you have in visiting you
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your friends are so pretty (I assume from the way you drew them)
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Your lucky to have friends I envy you
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Some dutch dudes actually bought some Mcdonalds, plated it like 4 star fancy food and went to this super high fancy food expo with all of these stuck up people who always look down upon those that eat Mcdonalds and they started talking so much stupidity about the Mcdonalds food they were eating of how fancy it was, the great textures, colours and juicy looks, how extremely delicious and starting rambling all stuck up 'n shit, it was so funny!
It is so funny to see! => www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qa6QXβ¦
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I watched that before hhahaa
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This would not fly in the States, unfortunately. :'D
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HAHA! Nice!
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i dont even know about this!
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"Take some styrofoam packing peanuts, cover them in mustard. Boom. Marshmallow Peeps."
-Bill Tull
Those skits are hilarious!XD
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One thing I like when going to your place is all the food you buy.Β
It's totally not the only reason I come over. :"D
I kid, liking these comics.
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haha thanks liz. i mean yeah i cook them all obviously.
More comics coming!
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is kfcΒ different in australia???? its like inedible in america. waaaayΒ too greasy, I like gag and feel sick after eating it here. I feel like failed-to-bread pan fried chicken is somehow better than kfcΒ in california.
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what
how can kfc be inedible
is it like plastic?
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is a cup of cinnamon inedible? no but it requires liquids if you don't want to die... all my kfcΒ experiences have been excessively dry or sickeningly oily. and possibly old....????
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oh lol
id still eat it if I had nothing else then
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seriously? the KFC here in michigan, at least from the one i visit, is frikkin amazing. not too greasy and just the right amount of crisp to it. so.... maybe the KFC you have in california just sucks royally
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I never tried in america. But i can try this june i guess
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walsdkfldsΒ june? where you gonna be mang?
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As a certified chef, I can reassure you that you are correct.Β
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This is actually a legitimate life hack. Putting parsley on pretty much any food makes it look impressive.
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Β Brilliant! This is the best idea I've heard, like eva!
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