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#83 #kindergarten #truestory
Published: 2019-09-13 11:29:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 5156; Favourites: 189; Downloads: 3
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An event in Kindergarten that I will never forget hahaRelated content
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Haha! Back in the day a childhood sweetie of mine was beat up and teased a bit. He had gorgeous long hair, and I had a barbershop boys cut, I was definitely "one of the boys" types of tomboy (not the sporty type, and I generally punched friends in the shoulder/rough housed but was shy and nervous at the same time? XP)
In PE around the lockers I witness a group of boys push this sweetie into the equipment laughing at him. I stomped over there, bear paw whap'd the back of the main kid's neck/head, which was my signature mediating move back then. Pushed him down when he confronted me, and panicked with a tomato red face, loudly saying "You don't push my boyfriend over! I do!" Then got in a huge circle fight where I failed terrible by having each attack blocked since I did not actually know how to fight...so I decided to bite the kid on the arm XD Was deemed batsh*t crazy b*tch and no one messed with him again or really me.Β
Funny thing is I never did beat up said sweetie, all I ever did was steal his tater tots the day we met and I will never live down either event to this day as we are still friends.
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Haha omg what a story. xDD But this is the kind of stuff that will always stay in our heads.
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I love these sort of stories XD
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Reminds me when I was in gym class and I touched my friends shoulder when she wasn't expecting it.
I found myself on the floor a few secs later
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Playground bully: Exists
Steff: I'm about to end this boy's whole career.
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Cool story. XDΒ
Did you get flipping lessons in your youth or was it just plain instinct?
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No flipping lessons. I only saw that move on TV and tried it out myself. Was really surprised it worked so well xD
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Most kids cry when they get flipped!
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he was more amazed than anything. it surprised me as well xD
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Wow! Did nobody get in trouble for this?
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No. Nobody told any adult about this.
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Thus did S0S2 start her CHILD FLIPPING GANG. Lo did they cross the playground flipping all the kids and taking over territory. It was....FLIPPING AWESOME.
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I wish I had done this back in kindergarten. It would have stopped all the stupid bullies. 
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"Oi, you'z da new warboss, s0s2! You'z da biggest and da baddest!"
... in conclusion I just realized there is very little difference between kids and dem greenskin boyz.
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The only thing good memory I had in kindergarten was me sleeping the whole time from going to school to the point returning home.... best... nap... ever
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This is pure gold! 
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I'm not sure, I think that boy was just really light and I was somehow able to grab him right to flip him over. xD
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In was fΓΌr einem krassen Kindergarten warst du denn bitteschΓΆn?
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Nur die harten kommen in den garten xD
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Beware the Kung-Fu Kindergartener!
(or the Karate Kindergartner)
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