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Sabtastic — Sleep Talkers 1
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Published: 2007-05-09 03:59:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 23062; Favourites: 372; Downloads: 173
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While watching Smokin' Aces late last weekend, I aparently fell asleep within the first 20 minutes of watching. --An hour or so later, when it was over, my boyfriend (at the time) woke me up and I subconciously yelled, "GRAVITY DEFYING HAT!!" at him. I swore I didn't, but he insists, so I did this. lollol ---any of you guys ever done that..??? ---because aparently I do it alot. I turn into this horrible angry MONSTER when I'm half asleep and swear at people --- he was lucky to get "gravity defying hat" this time--- lol
Anyway, if you guys can tell me about when you've caught friends mumbling stuff in their sleep, I might just turn it into a comic.
---I'm working on my second already. 
Enjoy!!
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Once i woke up and was 3 inches from the ground. I looked around and my blanket had made a hammock sort of thing. I must have rolled around a lot when i was sleeping.
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Well, before bed i usually talk to my derpy bro on the phone for about an hour and then i hang up when i'm being yelled at to go to sleep, then in the morning i end up mumbling parts from our conversation so i'm all like cuddling the phone mumbling "yeah so i ended up falcon punching him in the adam's apple and took his cat home" .-. My sleep talk is derpy as ever~
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Bahahahahahahah! I have herd my mom yell (DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME ?) in her sleep.
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one night i fell asleep and dreamed that i was rollerskating, and kept falling. every time i would fall i yipped like a dog. i woke up to my small dog that sleeps bitting my face. i figured out that each time i fell in the dream i kicked her rely hard so eventually she got angry and bit me XD
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My 2 friends slept over and we were trying to see who could stay up the longest, and the one who fell asleep first got some wired consequence. I passed out in 20 minutes. I gues they tried to draw a moustache on me or something because my friend Abby was like "how'd you know we were trying to draw on your face?" Apparently I had said "don't even try it, I'll break your friggin necks" I was actually having a dream that my parents were trying to ban me from the TV.
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And my brother said one time I sleep walked and hit my self on the door and fell several times, he had to pick me up everytime.
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My siblings and I are like that. My dad said I was talking about cinderella once. My brother is always sleep talking, it's quite funny actually. It looks like he's waking up, he opens his eyes and lifts his head, it looks like he's going to get up and go to his room, then he starts talking and I'm like 'What are you saying?" Then I realise he's still sleeping. Sometimes, he's dreaming that he's threatning our little brother. Him he snores and talks a little.
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My mum woke up from a deep sleep and started talking about raising the draw bridge to our house to keep Darth Vader from invading. Supposedly he really likes our brand of toilet paper and wants to steel it.
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I sleep talk ALOT
Once, my brother said I shouted in my sleep "DON'T GO THERE! THE EVIL BACON WILL KILL YOU!"
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I fell asleep watching a film and as my brother walked in he looked at me and asked if I was asleep, apparently I then started yelling "RED ROSE, RED ROSE!!" he then replied with "Okay I'll let you find it" xD I'm now really careful not to fall asleep near anyone
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the same bff slept over again and she told me that i screamed " STOP RAPING ALL THE PUPPIES JAYDEN!!!!!" she goes what and my response was "yr such a dirty old octopuse...." i dont remember anything
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lol i can relate... i always talk in my sleep.....sometimes in french lol. and yes i do tend to cuss in my sleep. one time my bff slept over and around 2am i sat up and yelled STOP EATING MY DOUGNUT..... b*stards ate all the sprinkles... lol i dont remember she told me this after i woke up. lol
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LMAO I sometimes speak in my sleep too XD
somtimes.. thats hatefull xD what im always, is kinda kicking in my sleep xD
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I actually do that all the time. My dad says when im half asleep I give him a death glar that makes his worry for his life. Oh, and he tells me i speak in japanese some how....Dang i gotta stop watching so much subed anime XD
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my brother dose this, but sits up and gets mad when you dont understand what he is saying
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I apparently yelled at my friend at three AM to go make me pancakes. 
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One time I was trying to converse with my mom when she was sleeping and she said "I like it when the horses go clip clop clip clop..."
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I still remember being half-asleep walking to my bathroom across from my room; I was wearing a long pair of yellow-umbrella printed pajama pants. I remeber flushing and just leaving, but not realizing what I had done. My brother finds my umbrella-printed pajama pants clogging the toilet! I didn't even realize it!
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I remember sleeping over at my cousin's once! I was still awake, on the verge of sleeping when my cousin (who was asleep at the time) randomly began to shout: "WALK, DON'T RUN!"
"...what...?"
"Sit DOWN. RIGHT NOW."
"B-but I'm lying down..."
"NOW!"
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One time I was sleeping over at a friend's house and I sleepwalked into her parents room and started screaming at them to find my bathing suit.
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My little sister use to sleep walk and the last time she did she walked into my room and bellyflopped me while I was sound asleep >.> When I realized it was her I asked her what she was doing and she mumbled something about someone stealing her cupcake.....I sleep with my door locked now.
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A few months ago when I was still living in hawaii I was sleeping on the floor in my moms room and I slept walked and laid across the foot of her bed then While still asleep asked her how I got on the bed.
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Well I've sleep walked 3-4 times and woke up in the living room, my Mom (who gets up for work at 3-4am) told me I walked into the Kitchen grabbed a box of cereal either ate some and dropped the box, or just dropped it, and then crashed on the couch, and in a deep enough sleep for my mom to hide the remote under me.
And I've been told that I once shouted something about Bowser from Mario Bros. in my sleep, but I'm not sure if it's true or my sister messing with me.
Haven't slept walk since I started locking my door, but I once woke up holding my alarm clock like it was a bomb.
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I also couldn't stop laughing at this, or the comments, and got told to shut-up my half the people in the house.
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This has happened a few times! XD one time my brother fell asleep on the couch at new year, and he just said "DONT WORRY ITS PART OF THE GAMESHOW" really loudly then started snoring XD also i was staying over at my friends and she yelled "MUM WHERES MY ART HOMEWORK?" at like 3am XD
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So apparently my sisters teacher told them this story about his old college roomates:
Two guys were entering their dorm and found their friend asleep on one of their beds.
"Well, we better wake him up. What should we do?"
Then the sleeping guy said, while still asleep, "Shake me!"
They were like "what???" O.o
"Come on guys, shake me!"
"Haha, I guess we should shake him?" And they were just about to when
"Nevermind! I'll do it myself!" And then he shook himself and woke up to the other two laughing their behinds off
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Hahaha xD Oh that's genius
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ya, same
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LOL yea, or just see one and hear one too
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My sister has sleepwalked before but never anything really funny- she just mumbles stuff, gets up, says nevermind and then lies back down again
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When i was little, like 6 or something, i got mad at my mom over something and sat on the kitchen floor all mad until i fell asleep. My mom told me i got up and walked into the living room where she was watching tv. She says i just stared at her for like a minute before i went back to the kitchen. XD
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Once my friend was sleeping over and according to her, in the middle of the night I yelled "BRAN MUFFIN ATTACK!!" Then i just started mumbling about how a unicorn stole my lemonade. Yeah...maybe i shouldnt have had a whole bottle of poweraid before I went to bed
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Everyone has wings, it just depends if you choose to fly
I'm Catholic and proud!
brb dancin like Jake
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my dad once lifted up his arm and screamed "SPIDER IN MY ARMPIT!!!" then curled in a ball and slept
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hahah xD
well, a weird story about me: when i once woke up i remembered i dreamed about eating choclat (because im a huge glutton), but when i walked to the bathroom with a mirror in it, i scared myself shitless because my face was smudged with blood xp turned out i chewed on my bottom lip when i was asleep xD
made a small scar on the right corner x'D
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Apparently i once screamed out in my sleep "ITS A KILT NOT A SKIRT YOU SASANACH BASTARD!" in front of my parents... Another time I began singing "You take the high road" and another time i said "What do you mean I'm insane? I can't be insane! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT STRAIT JACKET ON ME OR I'LL EAT YER FACE!" *facepalm* I sometimes worry about my mental health...My friend once said "I'm a cowboy!" in her sleep and began kicking out wildly. I have said far too many weird things in my sleep....
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*Sigh* Yeah, I've done that.
I believe once I said "The mugs are feeding," according to my friends, but of course, that's not the most sane thing to say during class.
Keep up the good work, Sabtastic.
The General
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Once we were on our summer cottage and the building we kids stay in has just one room, so mine and my brother's beds and the TV are close to each other. I had fallen asleep already but my brother watched a movie. When the movie was over and he decided to go to bed and glanced at me, I waved at him, although I was asleep..
When I woke up in the morning, my brother told me about this!
Also, my other brother asked me one day what I was mumbling alone in my room at the morning. I said that I hadn't said anything, but he insisted that I had mumbled something.. Weird.
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My bestie tells me I growl at her when she moves past me (to get to the bathroom or something), and once I laughed maniacally... I really wish I could remember that dream. :c Awesome comic, though. :3
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LOL
Once I was camping with a bunch of my friends, all girls. We decided we wanted to pull an all nighter, and everyone stayed up... Except for one.
Earlier in the day she wasn't feeling well, so we decided to let her sleep.
But then she started sleep talking. One of the girls decided to converse with her.
Long story short, we all got our fortunes told.
Apparently I'm going to have just one son. He is going to be an artist, but I'm going to send him off to military school. My husband is going to die young, and my son is going to get shot. I'll die old, crazy, and with 27 cats. 0-e
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one of my friends & her sisters all sleep walk ,talk and sleep with thier eyes open
so while i was staying at my friends house last march and at like 12:00 (she goes to bed at 8:30) she comes out and starts asking Arren for batteries and she's like "ARREN !ARREN! i need double A batteries"and like freaking out, so we started looking for the batteries and(after an hour of looking we found some) by that time we find some she was like "i dont need bateries what the crap are you on"an we through the batteries at her(didnt hurt her) and told her to go back to her room
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I was at a sleepover and the next morning my friend told me that I'd yelled 'MIDNIGHT NEGOTIATING' in my sleep!
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BAHAHA My sister said that I do this but last time it was a purple sexy balloon xD
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GREAT! You should be a happy little person! Because of you i spilled Pepsi ALL OVER my white shirt and I choked on the Pepsi in my froat from laughting too much!
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haha i remember my mum telling me tht i once was so hungry i screamed "Give me back my cheeseburger" jumped up and laughed, then apparently later on that night, jumped up out of bed scraping the sheets with my hands and yelling spiders SPIDER ALL OVER GET THEM OFF SPIDERS then falling asleep on the floor
xSingx13 1 month ago
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ignore the xSingx13 1 month ago XD
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