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SagashiIndustries — Kotone in Gensokyo Part 6
Published: 2011-01-06 10:09:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1495; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 16
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If I could have found it, I would have used Kaosune and made a joke about inflating the sun or Osoe and have the tears be blood.Kotone, Touko, Serperior, Typhlosion, and Swampert are owned by Nintendo. These are the game versions.
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Hooboy, I saw this coming the moment I saw the first panel. Doesn't make it any less funny though. Now then, I believe those girls could use some of this right now.
*Merritt is walking by and sees Babos*
Merritt: Well, that makes two things I'll never eat under any circumstances.
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Kurisu: I've wanted to kill that thing ever since she brought it here. Hell, as Garotao I was trying to render that thing extinct.
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Merritt: Didn't you and Kuroi destroy all of Corna? That should mean that that Babos is the last of it's kind, right?
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Kurisu: Yes, and I don't give a damn about that. Something this horrible should never have dreamed up out of the Chaos.
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*Merritt glances at Babos and shudders*
Merritt: I'll have to agree with you on that. I've seen dread abominations from beyond time and space less hideous than that.
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KurisuL To put it into perspective, even the Old Gods hate that thing.
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*Hastur walks by and sees Babos. Hastur spits out his/her/it's tea and his/her/it's monocle cracks*
Hastur: Oh dear. That creature is quite frightful.
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Kurisu: I rest my case. Corna mons must be rendered extinct.
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Merritt: Wait, weren't you a Corna pokemon? And if Babos is so hideous then why won't Kuroi let you kill it?
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Kurisu: My sister turned me into that damn thing. And Kuroi uses it to keep humans away from her.
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Merritt: Well, I suppose everything has to have some kind of purpose. Even that... thing.
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Kurisu: Sometimes I wonder, Merritt... Hell, monsters like you and I are something of a puzzle to me. You're an unstoppable treasure machine. I'm an envoy of creatures the kami have nightmares about. Why they didn't kill us both when we were born is beyond me.
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Merritt: I like to think that someone, somewhere, gets a kick out of our antics. It's the only reasonable answer I've ever come up with.
*Kogasa pops up*
Kogasa: Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
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Kurisu: Mm... I suppose...
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Merritt: Speaking of which, I recently came into the possession of a few bags of magic powder that turns anyone hit with it into farm animals for a few minutes. Wanna go cause some mayhem in the Human Village?
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Kurisu: You REALLY need to stop harassing Hyrule, haha. But I'm totally game for that.
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*And so the two of them warp into the middle of the Human Village and set about turning it into a barnyard in every sense of the word*
Merritt: Is it just me, or is the powder turning the large majority of the villagers into sheep?
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Kurisu: Because they ARE sheep for letting the elders herd them around.
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Merritt: I suppose that makes sense.
Keine: Hey! What do you two think you're are doing! Stop that right *POOF!* MOOOOO!
Merritt: Huh. And what does that particular transformation imply?
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Kurisu: That the American meme is true.
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Merritt: You mean the one about the cowbell?
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Kurisu: The were-cow joke.
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Merritt: Oohh, that. Still, best cover all our bases. *pulls a cowbell out of nowhere and hangs it on Keine's neck*
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Kurisu: You are a major jackass some days, Merritt. *laugh*
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Merritt: Maybe by human standards but by dragon standards I'm merely eccentric. Now let's make ourselves scarce before the powder wears off. I've already recorded the whole thing via scrying crystal.
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Kurisu: I need to double-time it myself. Keine's gonna want something other than blood from me... o.o Let's roll! *flees with Merritt*
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Merritt: Here's your copy. *tosses Kurisu a scrying crystal* See ya later!
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Kurisu: Heh... *flees to his villa*
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Kuroi: This is why I didn't want to battle.
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ok thats a fake pokemon that i see 0-0 is it from that fake pokemon game ?
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No, but it (unfortunatly) has an evolution. Think a bigger version of this one with perma-stubble...and Cute Charm D:
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You know, you could've just put huge eyes on the pokemon when Babos came out.
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Jaroda's the Japanese name.
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that's how it's spelled in japanese, yes, but people have taken the spelling to be romanized as Jalorda. to my knowledge, they haven't announced an official english name yet.
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Kurisu: Kuroi... what have I said about using that gods-awful thing?
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Kuroi: They're the ones who made the challenge and said No Garotao.
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Kurisu: Hmph... even so... *eyes Babos with killing intent*
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Kuroi: Well, Return, you hideous creature.
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Kurisu: Rats... I wanted to kill it.
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Kuroi: He's still useful. Keeps that Daisuke asshole away from me.
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Kurisu: Point taken. Well, I'll be off. Unless you three need to see someone about... seeing that...
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Joy: IT'S EVEN THERE WHEN MY EYES ARE CLOSED!!!
Kuroi: Umm... Sorry...
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Kurisu: I'll get my sister...
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Kuroi: I told you I only had one I don't like sending out, Joy.
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