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Description Hey everybody!! Here's chapter/picture 11 of my crossover to Ed, Edd n Eddy and Jurassic Park, Jurassic Ed!! In this chapter, we're introduced to the mighty Edosaurus Rex!! So hide your chickens and gulp down your gravy, and whatever you do, don't move!!


As the storm continued, the power was still out and the Land Cruisers still remained motionless. Edd checked in with Ed, Sarah, and Jimmy in their car to see if they were okay. Seconds later, he returned to his and Eddy's car and shook off some of the rain. As he sat back in his seat, Eddy asked him, "So, how are they?" "They're fine," Edd answered, "Ed is trying his best to be a good brother." Rolling his eyes, he turned to the window on his side and saw that Gertrude the chicken was still in her caged spot in the E-Rex Paddock and was fast asleep. In the other car, Ed was still looking through the night vision goggles at his surroundings while Sarah was sleeping in her seat and Jimmy just sat around looking bored. He turned to Ed and asked him, "Hey Ed, where did you get those goggles?" "Right here Jimmy,"Ed answered pointing to an enormous case in the very back of the car, "There's another one in there for you, we can act like space aliens and have strange vision like in those scary movies." "Well, I'll try them out with you anyway," Jimmy happily responded as he grabbed a pair and started looking through them.Β 

As they did so, Jimmy heard a faint rhythmic thumping sound coming from outside. Soon after, he didn't just hear it, but he also felt it! In a nervous posture, Jimmy turned to Ed and said, "Ed, do you feel that?" BOOM..........BOOM............BOOM. Taking off the night vision goggles, Ed looked at a glass of water and saw that the thumping noises also caused ripples to form in the water. BOOM................BOOM.................BOOM. The thumping noises kept getting louder and louder, and they slowly but surely woke up Sarah and she looked outside wondering where they were coming from. BOOM..............BOOM.............BOOM. "Maybe it's the power trying to come back on," Sarah whispered to both of them. Ed put his night vision goggles back on and turned to the E-Rex paddock. Soon, he saw that Gertrude was gone, the cage was empty and the chain she was hooked up to was all that was left in it. Frightened, Jimmy asked, "Where's the chicken?" Shortly after, Gertrude landed on the sunroof unharmed, but she was frightened! Something from inside the paddock spooked her. Jimmy, Ed, and even Sarah looked up in fear as a huge scaly hand was grabbing a hold of the now non-electrified fence until it disappeared. They saw what was inside the paddock as it grabbed the huge tub of gravy and sloshed it down it's gullet and swallowed all of the buttered toast in one enormous gulp! It was the mighty Edosaurus Rex, finally revealing himself to the group. The immense animal stared out of his paddock and saw the Land Cruisers making a low growling noise.

Making frightened chicken noises, Gertrude jumped off the top of the Cruiser and ran as fast as her chicken legs could carry her. "Where's she going?" Eddy asked. Edd shrugged as they looked on inside the paddock. They soon saw in horror that the beast was tearing through the wires that make up the electric fence in it's paddock. CRUNCH!! Twang, twang, twang, twang!! One by one, the Edosaurus Rex tore through the wires like they were nothing until there were no more to chew through. He was free!! Then a metal fence post started bending downward above the first Land Cruiser. Looking back towards the second one, Jimmy said in fear and concern, "Edd, Eddy?" The huge animal then started taking two enormous steps out of it's paddock staring at his surroundings. He saw Edd and Eddy's car to the left, then stared at Ed, Sarah, and Jimmy's car to the right. Lifting his head, the E-Rex let out a huge roar. "Oh boy, it's bigger than I imagined," Eddy said in fear. Roaring again, the E-Rex took a couple more steps still staring at his surroundings. "Make no sudden movements," Edd said to Eddy, "If this creature has T-Rex in it's DNA, then it will most likely sense movement. Keep still."

Then the E-Rex turned to Edd and Eddy's car and started sniffing it and nudging it with his head. Panicking, Jimmy rummaged through the case and saw that there was a huge flashlight inside. He grabbed it and turned it on, hoping to distract the E-Rex. His plan worked as the huge animal saw the small flailing ray of light. The animal turned towards the first car and slowly approached it following the light. Having a scared look on his face, Edd said in horror, "Turn the light off, turn the light off." "Jimmy!" Sarah yelled, "Turn the light off!" Not moving, they saw that the beast approached their car and was looking around and sniffing the air. Realizing that the window was down, Ed rolled it up trying to be as quietly as he could, but the E-Rex noticed this and turned his head to the car. As the animal was looking at the car, he turned and peered into Jimmy's window. His flashlight shined into the beast's eye causing his pupil to shrink. The animal then suddenly reared his head back up. Ed, Sarah, and Jimmy were speechless, they didn't know what was going to happen next.

Still looking at their car, the immense animal lifted it's head and let out a gargantuan roar, even louder than the last two. The kids inside covered their ears until the roar stopped. Then the E-Rex turned to where Ed was sitting and they all turned to the other side of the car, Sarah pulled Ed back to where they were. Growling, the E-Rex began to nudge the Cruiser. Panicking inside, Sarah and Jimmy argued and fought to try to keep the flashlight off. Ed saw that the dinosaur was now peering into the sunroof and was watching their every move! "Uh, guys," He said trembling in fear. Sarah and Jimmy also looked up as the massive animal crashed through the sunroof with the glass separating them from the snapping jaws. Edd and Eddy looked on in horror as the Edosaurus Rex kept nudging at the Land Cruiser violently, until he was able to flip the Cruiser upside down. The huge dinosaur then proceeded to tear the car apart by ripping out car parts from underneath and biting into one of the tires. With a roar, the E-Rex also put his foot onto the car, slowly crushing it, putting Ed and the kids inside in danger.

Panicking, Edd was trying to think of a way to save them. He saw Gertrude hiding behind some trees nearby and nervously said, "Oh, I hope I know what I'm doing!" He quickly rushed out of the car while the E-Rex was distracted, and grabbed Gertrude. He approached the E-Rex, afraid. He held up Gertrude high above his shoulders and yelled to the E-Rex, "HEY!!!" Lifting his head, the E-Rex saw Edd and roared back at him. "Oh dear," Edd said slowly backing up. Then Eddy got out of the car waiting to make his move. Edd watched as the immense animal followed his movements as he was swaying Gertrude back and forth. Seeing that it had Ed's DNA, Edd realized that it must really love chickens. "Sorry about this Gertrude," Edd said to the chicken as he tossed her towards the dinosaur's paddock. Soon after, the E-Rex was just about to follow the chicken with a huge goofy smile on his face, then Eddy appeared and caught the chicken in his hands like a football. "Hey, hey, hey, over here Big Ed!!" Eddy shouted holding up the chicken, "Come and get me!!" "Eddy FREEZE!!!!" Edd shouted to him. "Get the kids," Eddy shouted to him. Completely still, Edd shouted, "Get rid of the chicken!" "Get the kids Edd, don't worry about me!!" Eddy shouted. "Get rid of the chicken or you'll be eaten Eddy!!" Edd shouted back. But Eddy didn't listen, he was running as fast as he could. He looked back and saw that the gargantuan animal was giving chase after him roaring. "Woah, why did I do this!!" Eddy shouted as he ran towards a nearby bathroom and hid inside with the chicken. He tried to hide inside one of the stalls, but it was too late. The E-Rex saw that he was hiding in the bathroom and destroyed it like a battering ram. The dinosaur destroyed the bathroom with so much force, that it collapsed all around Eddy and Gertrude until there was nothing but toilets. The E-Rex just stood there staring at both of them for moment as Eddy was cowering in front of it in fear. "He he he, Chicken?" Eddy said holding up the chicken. As he saw that the animal was coming closer to him with jaws wide open, Eddy shouted, "No, no, no, no, AAAAAHHHHH!!!" SNAP! The E-Rex grabbed Eddy instead and started flailing him around like a rag doll. Running away clucking, Gertrude ran as fast as she could back to where Edd was. The E-Rex spat Eddy out onto the ground, knocking him unconsious. Then the E-Rex stared at Gertrude and followed her to she was heading.

Edd meanwhile was helping everybody out of the crushed Land Cruiser. He pulled out Ed first. "That was cool!" Ed said, "Let's do that again!!" "No! Let's not do that again," Sarah shouted still underneath, "I'm stuck, the seat's got my feet!!" "We'll get you next Sarah, "Edd said to her as he and Ed pulled Jimmy out of the car. "Sarah, where are you," Edd said peering into the car. Looking up and afraid, Jimmy screamed at what he was staring at, followed by Edd covering his mouth. "Don't move guys," he said to both Jimmy and Ed, "He can't see us if we don't move." The huge dinosaur stomped right in front of them with his head held high in the air. Making low growls, the E-Rex moved his head and started sniffing until his nose was right in front of the three. As the animal was sniffing, hot air blew right in front of them. Smelling the E-Rex's breath, Ed said, "Oh somebody has had too much gravy," and let out a goofy laugh. "Quiet Ed," Edd whispered to him. Then the E-Rex lowered his head and started to push the pancaked Land Cruiser over the Edge in his paddock. He ended up turning it around as Ed, Edd, and Jimmy spun around facing the paddock. As the E-Rex continued to push the car, Sarah screamed as she saw jaws and a huge head growling and pushing the car. "Sarah?" Edd shouted. "Sarah!!" Jimmy shouted. "Baby sister!!" Ed shouted trying to lift the car as his brotherly instincts took over. Edd saw that the other side of the paddock several feet away from where the E-Rex broke out was nothing but a huge cliff slinking down into the jungle below. He grabbed a free hanging wire with Ed and Jimmy following and started climbing down with Jimmy on his back. Edd looked up seeing that the Land Cruiser was inching it's way off the cliff. Jimmy was slipping and wrapped his arms around Edd's neck. "Jimmy, you're choking me," Edd said choking, "Ed, grab the wire." Ed did as Edd said as they swaying back forth. They all grabbed the other wire, just as the Land Cruiser was finally pushed down into the paddock, barely touching them as it fell. "I'm not the right height for this ride!!!" Sarah shouted as the car fell and landed in one of the high trees in the canopy below. After a final flash of lightning, the Edosaurus Rex lifted it's head and let out an enormous roar!!

These characters and their stories don't belong to me, they all belong to their respective owners!!

Ed, Edd n Eddy (c) Danny Antonucci, Aka Cartoons, Cartoon Network
Jurassic Park (c) Michael Crichton, Steven Spielberg, UniversalΒ 
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Alicia365armour [2020-01-23 17:58:56 +0000 UTC]

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SammyD-Productions In reply to Alicia365armour [2020-01-23 19:29:11 +0000 UTC]

Ha!! Nice reference! Also, take that Johnny Test!!

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Alicia365armour In reply to SammyD-Productions [2020-01-23 19:30:06 +0000 UTC]

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SammyD-Productions In reply to Alicia365armour [2020-01-23 19:35:55 +0000 UTC]

Sure

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Alicia365armour In reply to SammyD-Productions [2020-01-23 19:38:07 +0000 UTC]

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SammyD-Productions In reply to Alicia365armour [2020-01-23 19:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Eddy: You're getting mugged kid!!

Spike: No, you're getting mugged!

Eddy: DAH, How the hell does that even work!?!

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Alicia365armour In reply to SammyD-Productions [2020-01-23 19:41:31 +0000 UTC]

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SammyD-Productions In reply to Alicia365armour [2020-01-23 19:43:14 +0000 UTC]

You kidding? I love everything about ASDF Movies, so yes!!

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Alicia365armour In reply to SammyD-Productions [2020-01-23 19:47:34 +0000 UTC]

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BenorianHardback26 [2018-11-15 00:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Can somebody insert the "I'm a Dinohead" phrase please?

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Dinzydragon [2018-07-18 13:15:24 +0000 UTC]

Edasaurus - Derpy T-Rex

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KaijuAlpha1point0 [2018-06-27 10:05:55 +0000 UTC]

I am an Edasaurus... cuz I'm ED!

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Kova360 [2018-04-30 04:26:20 +0000 UTC]

LOL
good oneΒ 

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HiroHamadaRockz [2017-10-26 17:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, Dinosaurs!!!!

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amoreira123 [2017-10-19 12:42:18 +0000 UTC]

stay still his vision is based on if you have gravy on u

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renhoekfan [2017-02-01 11:19:49 +0000 UTC]

Dude I so love your idea this deserw a whole ed edd and eddy episodes on the tv fantastic idea . I also love the idea how eddy's brother use the ed's Β Dns to create this monsters ,Eddy raptors,Ed rex XD werry well done writed

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SammyD-Productions In reply to renhoekfan [2017-03-02 05:01:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks buddy, that means a lot! I'm glad you love the story!Β 

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renhoekfan In reply to SammyD-Productions [2017-04-20 20:59:50 +0000 UTC]

No Problem man keep up the good works Β 

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SammyD-Productions In reply to renhoekfan [2017-05-29 13:52:11 +0000 UTC]

I will

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Haxorus54 [2016-03-10 03:07:25 +0000 UTC]

I don't even want to imagine what happens when he discovered buttered toast.Β 

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jazz316 [2016-01-10 18:41:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL Of Course Ed is the biggest and scariest of them all!!! LMAO great job.Β Β 

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SammyD-Productions In reply to jazz316 [2016-01-12 08:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!Β  Yeah, to tell you the truth, I was heavily anticipating writing this part!! When I finally got to it, I had tons of fun imagining it as well as writing it out!!

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jazz316 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2016-01-12 09:28:51 +0000 UTC]

Im very glad my friend.Β 

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W3lshy60 [2015-11-16 19:50:11 +0000 UTC]

Holy fucking shit its an edasoure

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SammyD-Productions In reply to W3lshy60 [2016-01-12 08:29:06 +0000 UTC]

Jesus Christ what the F******!!!!! Β 

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W3lshy60 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2016-01-18 22:50:21 +0000 UTC]

Haha ☺

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heavy147 [2015-10-24 04:31:57 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SammyD-Productions In reply to heavy147 [2016-01-12 08:29:42 +0000 UTC]

E-Rex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!

Translation: I LOVE CHICKENS!!!!!

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heavy147 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2016-01-12 14:47:22 +0000 UTC]

*Pull's out a gun and start's shooting*

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Taren14 [2015-09-29 01:53:54 +0000 UTC]

"BUTTER TOOOOOOOOAAAAAAST!"

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SammyD-Productions In reply to Taren14 [2015-09-30 23:40:09 +0000 UTC]

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVYYYYYY!!!"

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conlimic000 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2015-10-03 18:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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SammyD-Productions In reply to conlimic000 [2015-10-04 01:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Or some buttered toast man!!

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conlimic000 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2015-10-04 01:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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SammyD-Productions In reply to conlimic000 [2015-10-04 01:34:11 +0000 UTC]

Ha! I think I am!

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conlimic000 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2015-10-04 01:36:13 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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SammyD-Productions In reply to conlimic000 [2015-10-04 01:41:58 +0000 UTC]

I think I want to draw each of the characters as if they were fnaf robots in each of their respective locations/attractions, and have them acting all scary and what not! What do you think?Β  Β 

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conlimic000 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2015-10-04 01:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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SammyD-Productions In reply to conlimic000 [2015-10-04 01:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'll sure try!

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grisador [2015-09-27 09:51:38 +0000 UTC]

You all doomed !!

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SammyD-Productions In reply to grisador [2015-09-28 02:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Edd: Don't move a muscle.Β 
Eddy: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!! Β 

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grisador In reply to SammyD-Productions [2015-09-28 14:17:34 +0000 UTC]

I listen Eddy... Definitely Eddy

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TrefRex [2015-09-25 14:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Β : Β ROAR!!!! I AM ED-OSAURUS REX! THE ULTIMATE KING OF THE DINOSAURS!!!!

: Yeah, King of the idiots, Ed!

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SammyD-Productions In reply to TrefRex [2015-09-26 04:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh jeez(bursting with laughter)!! That is great!!!Β 

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ABBTH [2015-09-25 12:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Nice Watch Me And I Watch Back

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SammyD-Productions In reply to ABBTH [2015-09-25 12:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!Β 

Consider it done!

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conlimic000 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2015-09-25 15:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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SammyD-Productions In reply to conlimic000 [2015-10-04 01:14:13 +0000 UTC]

Don't move, he can't see you if you don't move!...............ACHOO!!! Oh crud!

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