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Page 1: [link]Sooooo, there was this thread on the DAO forums that proposed the question "Did Alistair =enjoy= the whole ritual thing?" and someone gave a scenario that was AWESOME and I totally had to illustrate it.
Essentially, Ali goes through with it, comes out, hugs the fem warden and behind her back zevran and oghren are like, "How was it?" and Alistair just gives a big "NICE!" and they all high five. Sweet and charming he is, but Ali is also a man, my dears! And lets face it, Morrigan's pretty hot. XD
Personally, (though the Ali fangirls are probably going to kill me) I hope he did enjoy himself (though not too much, haha), because he's basically doing it mostly for you, and having a kid come out of it that you'll never see again...that's heavy. I felt suuuuper dirty when I asked him to go through with it (and not in the fun way!), especially when he started like, yelling at the PC and stuff. But ah well.
I really dig making these quick comics cuz its giving me the hang of drawing faster in photoshop, getting more gestural and all that. Good times.
This one features Telemasca, as Moghedian died a noble death XD
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Oh dear. It killed me. In the positive sense as I admire when people bravely risk the ire of fanatical Alibears and take a realistic stand. Come on... Al is human. And a male. Rear thinking,,darlings. Never underestimate it ๐.
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If my cousland saw him do this, she'd kick his ass
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who says a good round of angry sex isn't fun?
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Oh Ali, you lucky sneaky bastard ^^, i love you so much man
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My Coercion was maxed out when I asked him to do it for me...lol, though I still felt bad, I wanted to have a happy ending!
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im not sure if he liked it XD at least to me when i asked him to go at it with her his face kinda looked horrified...like he TRIED to smile but really wasn't there...and as she crawled ontop of him he like kept moving backwards XD i was waiting for him to start crying.
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True. But at the same time, at least on the physical level it had to be somewhat enjoyable if there was indeed an....."ending"....XD
But mostly I'm just attracted to the concept of Alistair high-fivin' his bros post-coitus XD
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Totally agreed. Though I downloaded the expansion 'Witch Hunt' to kill that bitch asap. It's creepy how much I got into this game -_-
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I know, I understand, I would totally banged her too, men if I had an occasion ( it would be pretty weird after all that "being friends" and stuff. It was even weird to romance her as a male Cousland, thought it was cool to see her sweet and... funny-possesive-wife side)
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Hehehe, nice. You might call me crazy, but did anyone else notice slight (Slight!) sexual tension between the two in the beginning? It was very slight. Not slap-slap-kiss...more in a STAB-PUNCH-FIREBALL sort of way.
Or maybe I'm just crazy.
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You are definitely correct. Stab-Stab-Tiamat (Flemeth?) Swoops Down and Kills Everybody. UST at its best 
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Let's see,if you choose to do Alistair can have sex with you,Morrigan,Anora,and isabella.Wait......why do I feel Alistair is playing all the fangirls?*sigh*Like father,like son
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Haha, that's cuz ol' Ali's a piiiiimp XD
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Of course he enjoyed it. The men has only had sex with one other person. Plus Morrigan is an experienced busty lady. I would have lady on lady acts with her.
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Morrigan is a hottie.
And to think, in the DA universe there was no such thing as breast implants. I mean, DAYUM.
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Is that how it plays out? I had a male my first time through and already had a thing going on with Morrigan, so it was a no-brainer... it's not like they hadn't done it before, he was just irked that she was taking off on him!
And, of course, to get the other endings, my second run I told her no, I ain't telling Loghain to do her. I wanted him to die!
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Haha, this was mostly a scenario imagined by the guys on the bioware forums--Alistair gets done, hugs the warden, and then high fives the bros XD
I can't remember if Alistair talks about it or not, but you get a nice conversation with morrigan later if you're friends with her. She actually looks super sad and conflicted, and it made me a little sad.
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I would have to imagine that the first thing he'd do is bathe (which, according to Wynne, he could use anyway). I figure he'd be worried about catching some kind of swamp witch disease.
The only time I really felt sorry for Morrigan was with her conversation with Sten, when he finally agrees to have sex with her. That was hilarious.
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Since I had a female Dalish and broke up with him, this scenario was extreeemely dramatic. Guh. Even though it's just a game, i felt really mean too. plus I made him king before o.O Al can really make you feel bad u.uยฐ Still, I also do hope he liked that night xD I would'nt have cared to do this with morrigan, but damn you biology xD Whatever, nice Comic, made me laugh ; D I approve + 13 (does sound few, but it's the highest you get in the game, right?) PS: Cna't fihure out how to delete the former comment D = sorry for that ^^ยฐ
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Since I had a female Dalish and broke up with him, this scenario was extreeemely dramatic. Guh. E
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havent been this far into the story..but I'm going to be cursing the whole time...
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and the mini-scene they show before it happens. i mean, when morrigan blew out the candle, i was like, 'alistair better thank me for that later.'
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damn this was so funny!
i was so mad at the moment...i was a good friend of morrigan too, and before the final battle she was like "oh i never knew what friendship was before i met you". does friendship include sleeping with my man?
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Ya know, I wonder about that baby... it has the Archdemon in it right? So, will it be like Naruto with super human powers or something? Or will Morrigan end up killing it because its EVIL and all. Wonder if we'll see her in the expansion pack...
Nice art, btw.
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Lol! Thanks! And yeah, I'm wondering about where they're going with that kid, too. I'm betting it plays an important part in the sequel...
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Oh you bet. You can't just say there will be a god baby and just let it go.
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Niiiiicee. There's no doubt that Morri did her best(to be sure to have a baby mb)
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*scrap my previous comment 
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They looked like they were waiting outside a birth room while someone gave birth. Imaging if Morrigan's into SM, the screams would've added to that lol.
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Haha, that's brilliant! Zevran and Oghren would totally be the congratulatory parties... I actually didn't feel quite as terrible about the whole thing in myh playthrough because my PC was playin' Alistair and Zevran like cheap whores, but I digress...
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Hey, I remember that thread too 8D It inspired me also!
But this is cool, I love Al's expression in the last panel xD
Nice indeed *giggles*
รณ.รฒ I pity the fem warden a bit tho.
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Fem wardens get no love in this game XD
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I'm sure he did enjoy it on a physical level. He might have wanted a bath afterwards, but he enjoyed the act itself.
Mind you, I say that as the sort of guy who would enjoy every second with Morrigan and ask for seconds.
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Haha, awesome. Its just he was reaaaally pissed off at the PC when she asks him to do it, so I felt really bad XDD
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