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This is why I only pretend to write letters to long lost friends
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That's crazy. Pretending to write letters to long lost IMAGINARY friends makes much more sense. X)
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But all the long lost Imaginary friends have been ignoring my letters for the last 70000 dogyears. I rather pretend send letters to my undead friend.
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Yes, and I'll bet it costs a LOT in postage sending letters to imaginary pen pals. Inter-dimensional delivery is SO expensive.
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luckily I've got imaginary pigeons to tie the letters to and those are free. accept for the soul I must give them every hundred or so years.
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Or you may say that connection has just lost and the man calls again. It should work only if people around are inattentive to you.
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The problem is that you want the people around you to be attentive to you. "Oh what a tangled web we weave. When first we practice to deceive."
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Thx, but honestly, I fake half my good calls to avoid conversations with strangers.
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Brilliance. "Anyone can be a liar, but it takes TECHNOLOGY to turn that liar into an unqualified success story." - PT Barnum
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The got to be the motto of internet start-ups everywhere.
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I lack the "Entrepreneurial" gene, or I'd be the world's richest loser.
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The Entrepreneurial gene, AKA the Believable B.S.-er gene.
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Seriously. Just yesterday, I got called out by a potential political opponent for sending them advanced warning that a storm was rolling their way on the internet. Heaven forbid people do nice things for their neighbors.
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"Do unto they neighbor before they do it unto you."
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I swear, those are the words that will precede the Apocalypse.
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I've never gotten used my phone's vibrate setting. I'm paranoid it'll electrocute me if I don't constantly update the OS. X)
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''SAVE ALL CHANGES BEFORE CLOSING! ALL UNSAVED CHANGES WILL BE LOST!''
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"JESUS CAN'T SAVE YOUR SOULS!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT MANUALLY!!"
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"PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE"
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OH GOD WHERE'S THE ANY KEY!?
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*roflmao
I will use this in my next meeting, when I need an escape
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Funnily enough, I learned the trick from my CEO.
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*rofl at least he/she was good for something
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