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Published: 2015-09-18 09:55:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 1954; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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Description The Turing Test: Can a computer convince a human that they're having a conversation with another human.

The Turing Road Test: Can a computer convince a cop to let it off with a warning after getting caught doing 60 in a school zone. While driving on the sidewalk.

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Comments: 17

This-is-no-name [2015-09-19 17:01:23 +0000 UTC]

By that time the officer will have gotten the flirt-proof upgrade all those biotech companies are talking about.

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schizmatic In reply to This-is-no-name [2015-09-19 18:00:10 +0000 UTC]

I know, there's going to be a nuclear escalation of flirting and anti-flirting technology until even people stop being able to breed. But still, having the latest cool Apple gear will be worth it. X)

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This-is-no-name In reply to schizmatic [2015-09-19 18:15:05 +0000 UTC]

I think speeding tickets might be less expensive at this rate the next model is around 1000 billion Dogecoin. you know how many speeding tickets it has to prevent to pay itself back?

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schizmatic In reply to This-is-no-name [2015-09-19 18:47:39 +0000 UTC]

I assume the Apple Car will travel at near light speed, for which the traffic fine is ASTRONOMICAL.

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This-is-no-name In reply to schizmatic [2015-09-19 19:04:19 +0000 UTC]

They needed a Dyson sphere already to print my last ticked they wouldn't make them bigger would they?
It would be a waste of resources we are already running out of stars.

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schizmatic In reply to This-is-no-name [2015-09-19 19:36:54 +0000 UTC]

No worries: Apple is planning on releasing the iStar some time in the early fourth millennium.

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This-is-no-name In reply to schizmatic [2015-09-20 19:39:05 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what apps robot-Jobs will create for it.

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schizmatic In reply to This-is-no-name [2015-09-20 20:13:31 +0000 UTC]

Probably an app for fishtailing Google cars off the road. X)

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OhMyGoshItJosh [2015-09-18 21:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Haha I would love for my car to drive. XD

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SwissCheesy [2015-09-18 11:13:31 +0000 UTC]

First test: Yes. Second test: Most definitely!

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schizmatic In reply to SwissCheesy [2015-09-18 16:57:36 +0000 UTC]

And any cop who gives this car a ticket is really just jealous they don't have one.  

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vigar [2015-09-18 10:24:38 +0000 UTC]

I REALLY NEED THIS CAR ! --- ! -- ! --- ! --- Great

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schizmatic In reply to vigar [2015-09-18 16:51:30 +0000 UTC]

But having to buy a new Apple Car every couple years is a MAJOR downside. X)

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vigar In reply to schizmatic [2015-09-18 19:08:08 +0000 UTC]

So i will try to get a android car instead ?

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schizmatic In reply to vigar [2015-09-18 19:29:43 +0000 UTC]

I'd be disappointed if an Android Car wasn't practically a Transformer.  

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vigar In reply to schizmatic [2015-09-18 20:38:13 +0000 UTC]

If a Android Car is a Transformer than they wouldn't get some updates by google and therefore loose some abilities

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schizmatic In reply to vigar [2015-09-18 21:07:20 +0000 UTC]

And all the ads in their windshields would make the Decepticons hate us even more. X)

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