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Published: 2011-07-03 11:17:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 3735; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 58
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Description Let me tell you how the idea came:

A: I'm dowloading Duke Nukem Forever
me: Awesome! I used to play the 2D one when I was a little kid

*later*

me: Ew, he's such an asshole. And why all the girls are whores?.... This is "too for guys", misogynist game creators!
A: well... the gameplay is fun, really fun.
me: Still, it's stupid

*later*

me: oh, Duke model for XNA Lara...

oops. I wrote whithout instead of without
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Comments: 24

Raygreens [2012-03-14 21:28:00 +0000 UTC]

I've heard since many games are like that, it's a major reason why female gamers are on the rare side.

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Wesker500 [2012-03-06 02:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Lara is the only woman that can match Duke

Good job on this

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Team-Friction [2011-09-20 15:29:09 +0000 UTC]

'Ugh... recharging...'

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MisterTotality [2011-08-27 00:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Duke Nukem is always good for comic relief.

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Dussterslove99 [2011-07-13 00:16:06 +0000 UTC]

Epicness
I never liked Duke and finally he got what he deserve

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Acslicer [2011-07-09 06:29:44 +0000 UTC]

Lol is it bad that i'm a woman and I fucking love his attitude and that I would take that ride?

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lips--like--morphine [2011-07-07 10:38:08 +0000 UTC]

lol go lara xD

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manic-k [2011-07-04 11:20:18 +0000 UTC]

you made my day xD

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RazKurdt [2011-07-03 19:59:32 +0000 UTC]

"and any woman but mom is a whore"

this made my day XD

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toughraid3r37890 [2011-07-03 19:22:07 +0000 UTC]

i love this

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Hiddenus [2011-07-03 16:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah he's relict from other age. But he didn't noticed it. He didn't noticed that world changed in this 12 years.

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rena-kawaii [2011-07-03 15:31:56 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Alexis-Croft111 [2011-07-03 15:28:30 +0000 UTC]

xD cool

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BrandiSwick227 [2011-07-03 15:23:58 +0000 UTC]


Duke had it coming

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CKtheRat [2011-07-03 14:48:43 +0000 UTC]

He's supposed to be a stupid full of himself pig. He's a joke~! Love this by the way~! Way to make him swallow his pride... and possibly the balls that Croft lodged in his throat~!

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fishbone76 [2011-07-03 14:21:22 +0000 UTC]

tehehehe made me laugh.

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ClassicCroft [2011-07-03 14:06:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL HAHAH XD

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Miiiio [2011-07-03 13:37:34 +0000 UTC]

XD Good work.

--
"WHAT A MANSION??"By V.G
" le salami sera votre seul ami"BY JDG.

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Illuminationz [2011-07-03 12:56:12 +0000 UTC]

Anyone but mom.
...yep. That's Duke.

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Angy1996 [2011-07-03 12:39:06 +0000 UTC]

he deserved that haha

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kamilszy [2011-07-03 11:56:58 +0000 UTC]

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AssassinKnight-47 [2011-07-03 11:48:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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OcularHorticulture [2011-07-03 11:38:07 +0000 UTC]

This made my day!

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General-Kel [2011-07-03 11:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Haha awesome But I seriously wish Lara has more muscles especially counting how easily she moves all those statues and blocks

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