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"Filth Puppet"CLASS: BIOCONSTRUCT
Created by an eccentric hermit who left no record of their intended purpose, these ludicrous monsters are clearly patterned after socks, with incredibly stretchy bodies striped in an endless combination of colors. Capable of an impressive leap for their relatively small legs, they wrap tightly around enemies to bind limbs, suffocate or blind before delivering a vicious bite. Their saliva is loaded with an extremely irritating parasitic fungus, causing a severely itchy, necrotic rash.
A Foulmouth is most comfortable in small, dark spaces, where it curls into a tight ball and can sleep almost indefinitely. It has a strong desire to be paired with another of its kind, but a curious aversion to Foulmouth of the same color. It sweats profusely when excited, and smells strongly of body odor.
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I like to think its eyes would wobble like Cookie Monster's.
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Today's episode is bought to you by the letter "S" for "Subdural Hematoma!"
I don't know what a Subdural Hematoma is. I just really like saying it.
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A subdural hematoma is a congealed mass of blood that collects under the dura, a leathery membrane that surrounds the brain!
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So... pudding skin, but on your brain??
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Basically, but it's a normal membrane.
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As opposed to what? I mean, does pudding skin count as normal, or abnormal? @_@ Wow, my once-brilliant analogy is crumbling before my very eyes...
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I mean it doesn't appear after it's been sitting out for a while.
Just think of a leather sack to protect your brain.
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A leather sack for your brain... sounds like something you'd get at Sachs 5th Avenue... or ThinkGeek.com.
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A hematoma is any tumor that has grown completely body parts of some kind...most commonly teeth or hair, but some tumors have been found with eyeballs or tiny malformed hands and feet in them!!!!!!
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You're kidding!! Like that lady with the enormous ovarian tumor?? But they say that on CSI all the time!! Does that mean a lot of dead people have tumors.... post-mortum? o___o;
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oh whoops, lol, I'm thinking of TERATOMA....a hematoma is a mass of blood that has leaked out of the vessels and into the flesh, creating a big nasty bruise.
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Ahhh, THAT makes sense now. But while we're on the subject, morose as it may be, teratoma's are fascinating... I mean, a tumor is mutant cellular growth, right? And now they're finding intact, complete organs like teeth and hair growing in them... almost sounds like your body is doing the right things at the wrong time...
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Recently they removed one from a 3-day old baby's brain, which had a perfectly formed but nearly microscopic foot and arm :0
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Makes me wonder if evolution is trying new tricks... tricks that aren't entirely working out very well...
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I'm a terrible person, but I swear that at least half the time, it's a condom monster instead.
Still fantastic, though. I love watching your incredibly creative ideas.
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AHH he looks like that sock-headed guy from Rocko's Modern Life.
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I love wearing mismatched gaudy striped socks, but I tend to prefer the kind with toes. D8
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The hermit created it in protest to the world's need for homogenic sock pairings, o' course!
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Except they will only pair with a foulmouth of a *different* color combo
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He must have been a conforming non-conformist, then. Suppose there's one that's colourblind...
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Filth Puppet sounds like a good name for a death metal/industrial band (unless if it already is, which is pretty likely). And I really like this one!
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Seeking a non-matching pair actually
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