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Published: 2009-07-01 22:27:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 1351; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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Description Sakura: here you go, Itachi! I brought this for you to practice on!
Itachi: Uh...
Kisame: A banana? Practice what?
Itachi: Well...
Kisame: ... OH GEEZ! WTF! AGH! You're sick man! *runs away*
Itachi: ...
Sakura: Oh well. Not everyone likes banana bread.
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Comments: 38

3Joker [2009-08-04 16:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Nice! Poor Kisame took it the wrong way!

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secretsheik In reply to 3Joker [2009-08-04 18:39:20 +0000 UTC]

Yup!

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CrimsonxHyuuga89 [2009-07-19 21:13:40 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Poor Kisame!!

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secretsheik In reply to CrimsonxHyuuga89 [2009-07-19 21:18:38 +0000 UTC]

He's nuts, lol.

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CrimsonxHyuuga89 In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-19 21:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Rotf!

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KalineReine [2009-07-04 22:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I love this! XD

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secretsheik In reply to KalineReine [2009-07-04 22:51:10 +0000 UTC]

I do believe this will become a fic.

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KalineReine In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-04 23:00:14 +0000 UTC]

OMG it should! I'd love that... XD

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secretsheik In reply to KalineReine [2009-07-04 23:15:58 +0000 UTC]

What shall I name the fic?

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KalineReine In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-05 00:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... I don't know. It always takes me a while to title mine too.

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secretsheik In reply to KalineReine [2009-07-05 01:05:06 +0000 UTC]

Lol nevermind I've got it: [link]

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Sanjii [2009-07-01 22:57:42 +0000 UTC]

Poor Kisame. XD;;

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-01 22:59:34 +0000 UTC]

BANANA!

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-01 23:39:34 +0000 UTC]

-Sings- Put a banana in your ear~!

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 01:32:06 +0000 UTC]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 02:09:43 +0000 UTC]

8D

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 02:51:15 +0000 UTC]

IT COMES IN BUNCHES
I'VE GOT MY HUNCHES

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 04:57:34 +0000 UTC]

BANANA~!! 8D

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 05:44:34 +0000 UTC]

YAYAYAYYA BANANANANNANANANA!

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 12:42:38 +0000 UTC]

OMAI~!

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 14:36:11 +0000 UTC]

We all know what he's REALLY using the banana for! Would this make a good fic?

(and have Pein be "the professor" and Konan be the sexy intern?? LOL)

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 16:13:48 +0000 UTC]



Oh, sweet Jashin. |D;;

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 16:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Well? What do you think? I have HS fics so I guess maybe a college AU but not stupid?

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 16:22:21 +0000 UTC]

-Twiddles thumbs and whistles innocently-
-SUGGESTIVE EYEBROWS ARE SUGGESTIVE-
-Fails at the innocent routine-
|D;;

I like it. >D

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 18:14:31 +0000 UTC]

I have to make it different from the really idiotic fics out there though. I think that they are the only characters to get involved in the fic, just Pein, Konan, Sakura, Itachi, and Kisame. It would be a fic about completely random things, like the banana, but there would be some ItaKisa goin on huh? Yummy.

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 18:26:24 +0000 UTC]

-Eyebrow dance-
I like writing Yaoi fics. >D
With OCs, though, instead of established characters. Should I try one?
I'm thinking . . . LavAl/AlLav from D.Gray-Man, maybe? Bwahahaa~.

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 19:21:33 +0000 UTC]

Um I dunno. >.>

But ItaKisa... <3

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 21:49:33 +0000 UTC]

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 21:56:14 +0000 UTC]

SO how shall I make this?

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 21:58:41 +0000 UTC]

Fan-fucking-tabulous~.

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 22:19:59 +0000 UTC]

Hah. Um. No really I need ideas.

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-02 22:23:30 +0000 UTC]

Hm . . . . All my ideas make the uke [I use it in reference to men and women] look like a desperate hooker. D:

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-02 23:39:57 +0000 UTC]

Well it would probably start off as random stuff like the banana, but then Pein gets involved with Konan and the three (Ita, Kisa and saku) catch them making out somewhere. They all find that it's hot, and things get weird amongst the three of them. Suddenly Itachi realizes that his best buddy is really the only person he can tolerate, so epic lulz ensues.

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-03 01:00:05 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG YES~!! 8D

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-03 02:29:02 +0000 UTC]

And somehow Sakura is there providing hilarity.

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-03 17:50:47 +0000 UTC]

LOLoaf

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secretsheik In reply to Sanjii [2009-07-03 18:06:48 +0000 UTC]

Lollerskates

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Sanjii In reply to secretsheik [2009-07-03 18:09:36 +0000 UTC]

XD;;

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