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Seldavia — Simon pranks Dracula
Published: 2009-02-15 17:40:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1454; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 15
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Okay, I know Twilight has been parodied to death on this site, but I don't like the things it stands for (abusive boyfriends, Mary Sueness, women with no backbone, sub-fanfic writing, and rape), and I just couldn't get this image out of my head.So here's Simon Belmont (or is it Beaumont?) from the Castlevania series dumping sparkles on Dracula's head for a laugh. 'Cuz Castlevania's not really that jolly of a place, y'know, you gotta take your laughs where you can get them.
I used the Simon from the old "Captain N" cartoon series because he's probably the only one who would do something silly-stupid like this.
Would you believe that I've played at least one game of every classic Nintendo series EXCEPT Castlevania? And yet, I know Simon's supposed to use a whip, not a sword, unlike the makers of the most recent game.
Drac's thinking, "Yeah, like I've never heard THIS one before."
Characters copyright Nintendo (I guess...does Simon go after Dracula specifically? And where did the classic vampire come from?)
Twilight copyright Stephanie Meyer, and believe me, she can have it.
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Answering what Seldavia added at the end of her comment Simon Belmont (awesome, by the way, I remember Captain N fondly. XD) belongs to Konami, Dracula belonged to Bram Stoker, eventually to Bram Stoker's widow, and he's now a public domain character, can be used without paying anything.
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I can't stand him either. But he's the only one who would do something like this.
Also, he's much easier to draw.
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So if Dracula=Edward...does that mean
ALUCARD=RENESMEE?
Oh, don't let Alucard hear about that. XDD
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My friend made me watch the movie on Youtube...Edward took Bella to this place with no witnesses and randomly takes his shirt of, but he wasn't sparkling since it was such crap quality. I was like, "What the shit?" and laughed for two weeks about it.
Dracula looks so depressed xD
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A lot of the reviews I read for the movie were basically "What the shit?"
Dracula is depressed because he can't get any chicks anymore, they all want sparkly vampires.
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I'LL TAKE DRACULA!
Dracula: Thanks, but I'd rather shove a stake through my heart and leap into the sunlight.
Ganondorf: Smart man.
Me: =_=
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*falls over into a fit of giggles*
I want a box of sparkles! I'd dump them on Lestat.
Lestat: *guts me*
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LOL. I'd been waiting for you to comment on this.
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Dr. Pepper shot out of my nose upon first seeing this.
I imagine any vampire with a reputation would be pissed at Edward's sparkly dumbness.
Lestat: *shoves Edward into the sunlight*
Dracula: Nice one.
Lestat: I try.
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Actually, Simon Belmont and Castlevania are (c) of Konami, not Nintendo.
Sadly, most young gamers these days have never even known the great Simon Belmont. And because of what that woman hating Son-of-a-B!#ch Koji Igarashi is doing to the franchise it's unlikely they ever will.
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Whoops. *laughs* That's what happens when you take a decade-long hiatus from video games.
So what happened to the guy who came up with Castlevania in the first place? Did he die/get fired/leave the company?
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He left the company after Super Castlevania 4(SNES) In fact, only a few original members of Project Castlevania are still there(though I dont know them.) But Koji Igarashi came after the production of Dracula X Rondo of Blood and producede Symphony of the Night(PS1). He was made head of the project group in 1998. He produced a GBC(GameBoy Color) game called Castlevania Legends with a female protagonist named "Sonia Belmont"(mother of Trevor Belmont from Castlevania 3 Dracula's Curse(NES). But then he had her taken from the franchise's timeline and had the game declared non-canon because he doesnt think that a woman could be a capable vampire hunter. The fan base hasnt forgiven him for that either. But his recent disaster-piece Order of Eclasia has pushed the franchise even closer to it demise.
Sadly, he has completely done away with the Belmonts and their iconic Vampire Killer whip. With him in charge, anyone from a half human-vampire to a devil forger to a pre-teen to a mopy emo can star in a Castlevania game and take on Dracula.
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Dude, major suckage.
I notice a lot of series have been playing fast and loose with vampire lore. Since the two I'm thinking of (Vampire Hunter Robin and Blood +) are both from Japan, it's possible that some local mythology is being mixed in. But since neither of these pretend to have anything to do with the old Transylvanian legends, it's not so jarring.
Interestingly, both vampire hunter protagonists are female. Not sure what Igarashi's problem is. Other than, as you said, being a jerkwad.
Wow. My information about the series is a good TWO decades out of date.
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If ya havent played Castlevania: Lament of Innocence for PS2 I reccommennd that you do. This game is the genesis of the Castlevania story(set in the year 1091) The hero is Leon Belmont. This game also tells how the Vampire Killer Whip was formed and why.
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Cool! I've been meaning to see if I can find some older games on eBay so I'll add that to the list.
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But the endboss is NOT Dracula. It is a vampire named Walter Bernhard.
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Found it at GameStop! And no biggie that it's not Dracula, the only recurring villain I care about is Ganondorf. 
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Haha. This works on two levels. One, the obvious satirical quality...and two, the fact that every fictional vampire in the world is now tragically being compared to Edward. XP
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Oh, boy. *cracks up*
Great prank. I can totally see Captain N doing this. Poor Dracula. I'm sure Dracula wants to kill, beat, impale, etc. Edward Cullen.
But yes, Castlevania's not a very happy place. It does need more happy, but not in the form of Edward Cullen.
Like, we need to host Evil Beach Party 09' there. If the place even has a coastline. Or a lake. WE COULD MAKE ONE! LET'S BLOW A LAKE INTO CASTLEVANIA! XD
That would be fun... >___>
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I would have one condition for Evil Beach Party '09, and that's that the villains not do what they usually do when they get together - complain about their nemeses and argue over whose is better.
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Well, they come to EBP to get away from that crap.
It's just all good, perhaps not-so-clean fun.
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