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Description ...Because he's a REAL PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

Seriously, this is Pokey Minch, Ness's obnoxious neighbor-turned-nemesis, from Earthbound (originally PORKY Minch in the Japanese Mother 2)

It was a fateful night in the town of Onett, Pokey and his younger brother, Picky were left home alone while their parents went out to a fancy restaurant, when suddenly... BOOM! A meteor crashed into the mountains near the suburbs and Pokey wanted to be the first to check it out! He incessantly bugged the local police officers to get a closer look and even insisted that his next-door neighbor, Ness not bother trying to investigate, despite not having any luck getting a look at the meteorite either.

Later that night, Pokey knocked frantically at Ness's door. He was in a panic because he took Picky to the mountains to look at the meteor while the police were distracted by the Sharks, the local gang that regularly terrorized the town. However, he and Picky got separated and he needs Ness's help finding him. In reality, Pokey got scared and ran away, only to realize that he ditched his little brother. Ness agrees to help, but not before changing out of his jammies first. What started as a simple journey to the meteorite in search of Picky, wound up as a revelation of an ancient prophecy involving Ness's destiny as the savior of the world from an alien menace.

After an epic night of adventure, Ness brings Pokey and Picky home, where they were greeted by their parents... With a sound beating for leaving home in the middle of the night. Pokey decides to tail Ness on his adventure while searching for many ways to slow him down and/or flat-out inconvenience him.

As the game progresses, Pokey will do more and more douchey things to Ness and his friends. But is he acting out of jealousy towards Ness? Or is something else pulling his strings???

Pokey Minch (c) Nintendo and Shigesato Itoi
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Comments: 10

ahiruchanzan [2019-05-22 02:16:04 +0000 UTC]

hello I love your porky drawing    , you would like to join in a group of fb called "empire porky" (it is a role group where it is about the conquest of the world and we are your allies) it will be fun!
www.facebook.com/groups/empire…

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Comadore-Marceline [2013-03-19 20:46:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes he is indeed a pain but awesome that way! Well done!

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SemiJuggalo In reply to Comadore-Marceline [2013-03-19 20:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Pokey is actually one of my favorite villains.

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Comadore-Marceline In reply to SemiJuggalo [2013-03-19 20:58:35 +0000 UTC]

He is also one of my favorite also! Everytime I think of him, I think of how he can Manipulate you seconds! Oh yeah one more thing. Marcie is here to please! Keep going!

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SemiJuggalo In reply to Comadore-Marceline [2013-03-20 18:20:23 +0000 UTC]

Yep, he's pretty much the Eric Cartman of video games.

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Comadore-Marceline In reply to SemiJuggalo [2013-03-20 20:14:25 +0000 UTC]

Yup, But hes a cool villan

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Zal2994 [2013-03-03 11:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Porky...Argh..
Such Pain in the arse...[link]

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GalenaLarkin [2013-03-03 01:54:15 +0000 UTC]

He might be a hemorrhoid, but he's an AWESOME hemorrhoid XD an excellently designed villain. I'd be hard-pressed to find one better. Great sketch by the way! I've featured it here: [link] (credit given of course)

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SemiJuggalo In reply to GalenaLarkin [2013-03-03 04:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for featuring my pic!

And yes, I think that Pokey is an awesome villain. His motivations for antagonizing Ness are so petty that it makes him all the more realistic! His parents are abusive and neglectful, while Ness's parents are loving and supportive (even his workaholic father supports him however he can)! Also, let's not forget that Ness was born with the power to perform PSI AND he was chosen by fate to save the world! That, combined with his lack of friends made him jealous enough to try and foil Ness in any way he could, until he becomes more and more corrupted by Giygas.

Sad thing is, despite all of Pokey's jerkish behavior, Ness knows that he's only acting out of jealousy and still wants to be his friend.

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GalenaLarkin In reply to SemiJuggalo [2013-03-03 19:34:25 +0000 UTC]

I love Porky because he shows us the depth of human depravity, all the sins that humanity commits for the sake of pride and jealousy. He's an excellent literary symbol.

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