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sesshymorph — Blackjacks Drunken Defiance

Published: 2012-08-30 04:55:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 3026; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 35
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Description Definitely in my top ten favorite moments of Project Horizons.

Velvet Remedy would not have approved. Seriously Blackjack, cut down on the Wild Pegasus.

MLP, Fallout, and Fallout: Equestria, etc-not mine!
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Comments: 36

legoman2852 [2012-08-30 17:24:30 +0000 UTC]

Wee i'm flying! Whoopsie. Never mind. Gravity works.

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-08-30 22:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Wheeeeeee! *crash*

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-08-31 18:25:25 +0000 UTC]

POINT THE GUN THING!!!!!

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-08-31 20:02:45 +0000 UTC]

I blew him a kiss. He blew one back?...wait, no. That was a shell.

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-08-31 21:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Grenade... Launcher? I thoguht you only threw'em!

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-08-31 22:03:45 +0000 UTC]

 I was happy.  I had a tummy of whiskey residue and my head was going around and around and whee.

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-01 03:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Ante Up...

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-01 03:13:28 +0000 UTC]

I am not a smart pony.

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-01 03:33:45 +0000 UTC]

PLAY

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-01 03:43:06 +0000 UTC]

(sweet Celestia, you got me there)

 “Ugh, good Goddesses, we just fixed you up, Blackjack.  It’s like there’s some universal rule that you’ve got to get hurt all the time.”

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-01 03:46:58 +0000 UTC]

Terminate Power? Y/N

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-01 04:40:14 +0000 UTC]

  Bullshit.  In the Wasteland it’s never nothing.

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-01 18:56:20 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to the wasteland. Leave all your Hopes and Dreams at the door and prepare for the ride of your life...

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-01 22:35:48 +0000 UTC]

The Vaults were never ment to save any pony.

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-03 18:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Hoofington's a fucking fortress!

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-03 19:50:10 +0000 UTC]

Wrath of Gun!

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-04 21:48:04 +0000 UTC]

Her Sun had set for good.

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-05 19:31:26 +0000 UTC]

Was I wrong to let them live?

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-05 21:53:09 +0000 UTC]

You heard it here first folks. Security: Big Tweaker

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-06 04:23:17 +0000 UTC]

DO NOT SHOOT THE NICE SECURITY PONY!

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-06 04:57:52 +0000 UTC]

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-06 05:01:48 +0000 UTC]

(*dies of laughter*)

"Where'd you find all that?" I asked as I looked at the half empty bottles of scotch and cartons of cigarettes. "Teacher's lounge," P-21 replied.

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-06 13:59:21 +0000 UTC]

And remember! Your bladder is the size of a pea!

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-07 06:53:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't make me soil myself!

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-10 00:53:27 +0000 UTC]

Im not soft...

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-11 09:30:25 +0000 UTC]

 When we were ready to move on I glanced at the button again.  Someday…  Alarm?  Self destruct device?  Buzzer?  Decoration?  Arrrrgh!

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-11 23:42:41 +0000 UTC]

Your bones appear to have turned to the consistency of thick rubber.

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-16 03:03:01 +0000 UTC]

Wooga wooga

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-18 23:26:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm so damn sick of hurting!

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-28 06:04:12 +0000 UTC]

I grinned.  “Wanna do something stupid?”
        P-21’s mouth hung open for a second.  “Sure!  Why not?” he said, throwing his hooves up in a shrug.

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-09-28 14:31:45 +0000 UTC]

Mares...
-P-21

LATER

Stallions...
-Blackjack

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-09-29 02:41:22 +0000 UTC]

“Then she was like ‘Die die die!’ and the dragon was all like ROAR and she was all ‘Who wants some!’  and they were all like ‘not me’ and that was so awesome!”

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-10-04 21:56:26 +0000 UTC]

*takes 20 minutes to think of a quote*


Is it so much to ask to watch the face!?

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sesshymorph In reply to legoman2852 [2012-10-10 19:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Pff I'm almost out.

"Glory, you called me a cunt and launched me across the room. Now you're asking if I'm okay?"

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legoman2852 In reply to sesshymorph [2012-10-10 22:10:59 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to the Tower!!

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wolfofmibu66 [2012-08-30 14:46:42 +0000 UTC]

*snrk* those perks.

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