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Touch-Not-This-Cat [2019-02-05 06:38:34 +0000 UTC]
I hope he won’t be needed for sentry duty anytime soon. Goats, having near panoramic vision, are very difficult to sneak up on, especially when they understand what the threats are.
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Silver0Eye [2018-05-19 16:34:08 +0000 UTC]
The good, old hangover, no matter in which era, the results are mostly the same. A german band once wrote a nice little song, hiw the hangover came to be in a fantasy world. Obce there was an ugly, mean dwarf that not matter how much he drank, never got drunk. Soon a mage found an explanation, the dwarf somehow was connected to the world, between worlds, they called it the limbus, and all the beer, whine and mead dissapeared in there. A witch, with the help of sone gzards wanted to help him, and first they had cut off the dwarfs beard. Lets just say that try ended not good, the dwarf was even set to be executed. But like he was, he just decompised the galows into little pieces and walked to the next tavern.
Over time this dwarf became a huge tyranical, nuisance to all people. So many powerfull mages cane together and banished the whole dwarf into the limbus. When he arrived there he met some demons that wanted to devour him, but they made the misstake to taunt him first that there is nothing to drink in this world. Enraged the dwarf made them into a bloody mess, litteraly. Its said like many beings from the limbus, you can "summon" the dwarf, you only need much to alcohol. After many drinks the still enraged dwarf will appear, and gives a veeeery hard punch on your head, so you will feel that even some days afterwards. XD
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Shabazik In reply to Silver0Eye [2018-05-21 01:12:27 +0000 UTC]
XD
Poor pissed off dwarf!
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Naranekiel [2018-05-19 15:06:06 +0000 UTC]
awesome xD was not prepared to see this honestly. but it is just awesome.
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Shabazik In reply to Naranekiel [2018-05-21 01:12:08 +0000 UTC]
X3 glad you liked it!
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BE02-Raziel [2018-05-18 23:02:51 +0000 UTC]
That, my friend, is a haaaAAAaaangover.
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NonKnow [2018-05-18 22:24:05 +0000 UTC]
He can still cut the other one to restore simmetry
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Veteran1972 [2018-05-18 21:45:42 +0000 UTC]
Epic!
Goes with “I can so so that!! Hold my beer!”
I have been the recipient of a drunken “watch this trick.”
Flipping open a Buck folding knife by snapping it downward......popping out the blade.
I was sitting next to said drunk when he did the trick.
Buried 4 inches of sharp steel right into my thigh!!
I just looked down with the oh shit expression as others fell about laughing.
Hobbling over to the base medical unit I had said blade removed and the wound cleaned up.
I let him know I was going to give back his knife....in his butt cheek!!
Took me a week to catch up with him.....he looked so awesome begging forgiveness I let him slide.
But he bought every round of beer after that!
US Army 1973.
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StringPetounPing [2018-05-18 21:28:20 +0000 UTC]
How to win and lose a silver chain in a single night.
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Niribur [2018-05-18 21:10:18 +0000 UTC]
Feels familiar.
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larqven [2018-05-18 21:10:02 +0000 UTC]
I never get tired of seeing these guys!
It's also humorous that they apparently can't speak human sounding words, but have this incredible conversation with a wide vocabulary!
Albeit, what with my work with quags, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
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Shabazik In reply to larqven [2018-05-21 01:10:01 +0000 UTC]
Thanks larqv!
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Stormwolfwind [2018-05-18 20:32:41 +0000 UTC]
HA HA HA! That's awesome!
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Fail-Seeker [2018-05-18 19:50:22 +0000 UTC]
Whoa...
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thormemeson [2018-05-18 19:50:00 +0000 UTC]
Just get a bit haaaammmmeereeed
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