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Shabazik — Overcompensating Demon
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Published: 2018-07-18 16:07:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1288; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 56
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Ah yes, if anyone would ask me, I'll say that the demon lords that seem less monstrous and are old, are much more dangetous, mostly because of two reasons. One: Their more harmless appearance can easly fool you, which also supports their manipulation. And two: The fact that they survived all the intrigues and assassinations from their enemys and rivals, to get this old.^^
Still...is it just me, or does he share somehow similarities with the portrayal of Ebenezer Scrooge? XD
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"There is one or two comments I could make, based on certain observations happened to make back when I saw them demon lords now an then in the streets of ol' Khar-bad" observes Amphy "but I won't."
"But, lak I said to my dear, lost love, Bog, many years past - I never seen a demon-lord, including that big sissy Ashmadael*, that was up to the standards of the late governor of the great state of Louisiana (mah place of residence before an' after my visit to Aiers) Earl Long! "
"(Not Huey Long, he was kinda simple an' mostly famous just for getting shot, which don' take much effort) but Governor Earl Long, the one who had a public affair with the stripper Blaze Starr, got his wife so mad that she worked up a plot wit' his enemies to get him thrown into the State Insane Asylum up in Mandeville! "
"But ol' Long, even though he was stuck in a straightjacket, ran his connections, found out that there was no law saying that he stopped being Governor just because he was in an insane asylum - so he fired the insane asylum director an' put in one of his ol' pals who certified ol' Earl to be as sane as you could possibly want! Ha!**"
"See, if ol' Earl had been running the Dark Legions things mighta turned out different!"
* Amphy is not fair or entirely truthful when it comes to the subject of Ashmadael, for certain personal reasons
**This is all true. You could look it up.
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Looks like an elderly, roughed-up-by-life Hellboy. Very cool.
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A Paprika admirer? One of Paprika's spare bodies learned to walk about by himself, and then got old?
Having a big neck attached to big shoulders is useful for carrying such a load! Even if that neck is probably getting rather stiff?
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Looks like if hellboy went all "GET OFF MY LAWN" old man on us.
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Well, when demons grow old and the ladies cling to the younger fellows with their muscle-packed bodies, you need something else to boast!
So its either horns or becoming a warlock. And warlocks have to cast spells with rat blood. Ugh. Thats SO lame!
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Too much MDHS side effect.
MDHS.......Mega Demon Horn Supplement......available at your local GNC store.😁
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