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"What is it?"
"It's a footprint, Fischer. Duh."
"But whose footprint is it?"
"I don't know."
"Well, that sure helps a lot."
"Oor, eet might joost bee my footpreent."
The two scientists looked up at the giant reptile. She had a demonic sort of smile on her face. "Hoomahns. Ahy doo not understahnd yoor lahck oof mentahl capahbeeleetees."
The giant reptile lifted the two scientists by their collars.
"What shahll Ahy doo weeth yoo? Ahy cood geeve yoo too thee locals. Oor I cood eat yoo."
"Preferably not eat them," said another giant reptile, stepping from the shadows of the trees, "Remember last time? The humans were disgustingly tough."
"Soo, then, whaht doo wee doo weeth them, Drakon?"
"W-w-w-well, you could let us go?" Fischer stammered.
"Very well then, Feescher, Ahy shahll let yoo goo thees time. Boot next time, there weell bee noo exceptions." The first giant reptile set the two scientists back on the ground; the scientists took off running. The two giant reptiles watched placidly.
"Really, Moriar, was that absolutely necessary?"
"Noo, boot eet shoor teeches them ah lesson. Ahnd eet ees funny to watch their reeahcshuns."
"I think that classifies as truly evil behavior, Moriar."
Moriar shrugged. "Oo well, Drakon. Ahy guess eet ees one oof my good qualitees." She dug one claw into the tree next to her. Then the pair disappeared back into the trees.

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"What is it?"
"It's a footprint, Fischer. Duh."
"But whose footprint is it?"
"I don't know."
"Well, that sure helps a lot."
"Oor, eet might joost bee my footpreent."
The two scientists looked up at the giant reptile. She had a demonic sort of smile on her face. "Hoomahns. Ahy doo not understahnd yoor lahck oof mentahl capahbeeleetees."
The giant reptile lifted the two scientists by their collars.
"What shahll Ahy doo weeth yoo? Ahy cood geeve yoo too thee locals. Oor I cood eat yoo."
"Preferably not eat them," said another giant reptile, stepping from the shadows of the trees, "Remember last time? The humans were disgustingly tough."
"Soo, then, whaht doo wee doo weeth them, Drakon?"
"W-w-w-well, you could let us go?" Fischer stammered.
"Very well then, Feescher, Ahy shahll let yoo goo thees time. Boot next time, there weell bee noo exceptions." The first giant reptile set the two scientists back on the ground; the scientists took off running. The two giant reptiles watched placidly.
"Really, Moriar, was that absolutely necessary?"
"Noo, boot eet shoor teeches them ah lesson. Ahnd eet ees funny to watch their reeahcshuns."
"I think that classifies as truly evil behavior, Moriar."
Moriar shrugged. "Oo well, Drakon. Ahy guess eet ees one oof my good qualitees." She dug one claw into the tree next to her. Then the pair disappeared back into the trees.