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shadowedfire — Ballad of a man
Published: 2005-05-19 23:16:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 53; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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Description Once lived a man
He was a used car salesman
His specialty was vans
His name was Bob
And he ran into some trouble
So he asked help from the mob
Because they were crazy
He had to pay them in ice cream sundays
And their plans were hazy
The next day Bob was dead
Because the mob believed in an Ayran race
And bob didn't have a blond hair on his head
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Comments: 13

InfiniteShadow [2005-05-21 04:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Hehe! That's pretty funny.

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shadowedfire In reply to InfiniteShadow [2005-05-21 22:31:49 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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Satire-Frost [2005-05-20 14:18:19 +0000 UTC]

irony makes the world go round

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shadowedfire In reply to Satire-Frost [2005-05-20 14:43:27 +0000 UTC]

hehe, thats cool

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Andrea-Raine [2005-05-20 14:03:14 +0000 UTC]

lol shouldn't he be blond since he asked advice from a mob lol but yeah it's nice to see you have humorous poems even though people still die in them too >.< lol but oh well people dieing is funny any way

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shadowedfire In reply to Andrea-Raine [2005-05-20 14:04:53 +0000 UTC]

lol, yea...guess Bob should have known that, Thanks

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Andrea-Raine In reply to shadowedfire [2005-05-20 14:08:25 +0000 UTC]

lol mo prob yummm food

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shadowedfire In reply to Andrea-Raine [2005-05-20 14:25:00 +0000 UTC]

*is jealous and hungry*

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Andrea-Raine In reply to shadowedfire [2005-05-20 14:26:09 +0000 UTC]

lol ^_^ taunts with cheetos

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shadowedfire In reply to Andrea-Raine [2005-05-20 14:44:32 +0000 UTC]

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JL-Miller [2005-05-20 02:31:25 +0000 UTC]

*shakes head* I like this too... Maybe you should be forced to write more often... Write more humorous poems like these... It suits your mood...

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shadowedfire In reply to JL-Miller [2005-05-20 13:55:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, hmmm...maybe I coould try it. Usually I'll write off of inspiration.

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JL-Miller In reply to shadowedfire [2005-05-20 22:21:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I hear you...

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