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ShadowKnight49 — One Minute Melee: Lola Loud vs. Aisaka Taiga
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Published: 2017-01-17 22:57:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 522; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Two fighters
No research
Sixty seconds
MELEE!!!
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Ami: Admit it, Aisaka. All of the rumors coming up about you and Takasu... there's no avoiding them now.
Taiga: (eating rapidly) Wffvr, smmp chwawa.
Kitamura: Chew, Aisaka. Chew.
Tagia: (gulps down food) Whatever, stupid chihuahua. I'll just have to knock some sense into those brainless losers.
(door slams open)
Lola: I! WANT! FOOD! (sees Taiga's food and devours it)
Taiga: (eye twitches) You're going to wish you didn't do that.
Lola: HAH!
Cover your ears...
Fight!
Taiga: (merely kicks Lola to the ground) Listen up you little brat, I've been waiting hours and hours and hours to eat Ryuuji's delicious lunch and you devoured it like nobody's business. But you got that wrong! It's my business!
Lola: Well guess what, I'm-
Taiga: Shut up!
Lola: (hushes)
Taiga: I don't care who you are, who protects you, and who gives you permission to eat my lunch. All you need to know is that it's my lunch that Ryuuji made just for me and that means nobody can eat it!
Ami: Letting it slip, Aisaka?
Taiga: Shut up, chihuhahuha!
Lola: Ha ha! (singsongy) You are stupid! You are stupid! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Taiga: Now you shut up, brat!
Lola: (shuts up)
Taiga: Now then, brat, let me make this so obvious even the chihuhahua can see it. I am the one who makes the commands. Not you. Not the teacher. Not the principal. Me. (gives a death glare)
3...
Taiga: Do I...
2...
Taiga: Make myself...
1...
Taiga: CLEAR?!
Lola: (wets herself) Yes.
K.O.!!!
Taiga: (lays off Lola) I'M HUNGRY!!!
Ryuuji: (enters) Taiga, I've been looking all over campus for you! I switched our lun- (holds up bento before seeing his devoured one) What the hell?!
Taiga: This brat ate your lunch. You're welcome for knocking some sense into her.
Ryuuji: (dumbfounded) My lunch is gone?
Taiga: (sighs) If it makes you feel better, mutt, we can share.
Ami: (snickers)
Taiga: (turns on her) STUPID CHIHUHAHUHA!!!
Winner: Taiga Aisaka
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Comments: 7
I am not joking I think this is breaking my watch notifications O_o
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I've been making changes
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Are you making changes like every second? Because every time I close out of my notifications it's there again.
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I haven't updated recently so I don't know
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