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Leetmonkey [2008-01-17 01:31:34 +0000 UTC]
If I had a penny for everytime you were drunk, I could trade it all in for like... a quarter lol.
*lame*
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KDN2197 [2008-01-16 21:57:53 +0000 UTC]
KDN: You are DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!
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shadowpunk93 In reply to Jaredraptor [2008-01-16 22:07:17 +0000 UTC]
Courtney: Hey, Jared! Bring them hundreds of beers over here! I'll help you finish them!
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Jaredraptor In reply to shadowpunk93 [2008-01-16 22:43:10 +0000 UTC]
Me: *chugs whiskey just to be different*
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shadowpunk93 In reply to Jaredraptor [2008-01-16 22:44:45 +0000 UTC]
Courtney: *steals your whiskey and chugs half of it* Here you go! *hands it back over*
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Jaredraptor In reply to shadowpunk93 [2008-01-16 22:48:09 +0000 UTC]
Me: Grrr..............*grabs her beer and chugs half of that* There, now we're even.
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Jaredraptor In reply to shadowpunk93 [2008-01-16 23:02:17 +0000 UTC]
Me: XP
Shiela: *dancing around on the table without her shirt on, totally drunk, and a lampshade on her head* Whoooooooooo! PARTY HARD!!
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shadowpunk93 In reply to Jaredraptor [2008-01-16 23:04:45 +0000 UTC]
Courtney: *takes her shirt off and puts a lampshade on her head and gets up on the table with Shiela and starts dancing* YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jaredraptor In reply to shadowpunk93 [2008-01-16 23:11:11 +0000 UTC]
Random Drunk Dude: WHOO!!! *starts waving money around* Take off your bras!! Whoo!
Me: Sigh.......*turning to the bartender* get me a shot of whiskey, a martini, and a bottle of vodka.....I have a feeling this is gonna be a long night...
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shadowpunk93 In reply to Jaredraptor [2008-01-16 23:15:35 +0000 UTC]
Courtney: *takes bra off and swings it around* WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jaredraptor In reply to shadowpunk93 [2008-01-16 23:18:32 +0000 UTC]
Most of the guys in the bar: *nosebleeding abounds*
Shiela: *also takes bra off* Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: *to bartender* Yeah......get me another bottle of vodka,will ya?
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shadowpunk93 In reply to Jaredraptor [2008-01-16 23:20:46 +0000 UTC]
Courtney: *takes pants off* YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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Jaredraptor In reply to shadowpunk93 [2008-01-16 23:28:54 +0000 UTC]
Shiela: *already wears her pants baggy enough for people to see her thong anyways, so doesn't take them off* I'm sooooooooooooo wasted!!! Weeeeeeee-heeheehee!
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shadowpunk93 In reply to Jaredraptor [2008-01-16 23:39:19 +0000 UTC]
Courtney: *rips her undies off* I think I'm naked, but I DON'T KNOW 'CAUSE I'M WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jaredraptor In reply to shadowpunk93 [2008-01-16 23:44:14 +0000 UTC]
Shiela: Dude, I wanna be naked tooo!!! *rips her pants and thong off* WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Naked wasted dance time!!!
Me: Oy.......hurry up with that fifth bottle of vodka, will ya?
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