Comments: 35
CT-1122 [2012-04-14 22:51:33 +0000 UTC]
love the stormie flirting with the twi'lek
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Jedi-Prankster [2012-04-12 00:08:27 +0000 UTC]
what is that trooper guy doing with that twilek?
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shannor In reply to Jedi-Prankster [2012-04-12 07:39:19 +0000 UTC]
lol, yeah, he's got a thing for twi'leks.
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foreverrussia1 [2009-09-28 02:34:31 +0000 UTC]
Wow, this is awesome... it deserves much more plublicity.
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Colonel-Azzameen [2009-05-05 18:02:22 +0000 UTC]
Hey, is that Stormy on the far left flirting with the Twi'lek?
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Colonel-Azzameen In reply to shannor [2009-05-05 23:45:20 +0000 UTC]
Well, the Twi'lek doesn't look impressed.
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Colonel-Azzameen In reply to shannor [2009-05-07 10:59:24 +0000 UTC]
Stormies have motives?
Oh, yeah, I forgot...
- "Hey, wanna buy some death sticks?"
- "You don't want to sell me death sticks."
- "I don't wanna sell you death sticks."
- "You want do go home and rethink your life."
- "I wanna go home and rethink my life."
- Nice roleplaying...
- "You want to leave your death sticks with me."
- "I wanna leave my death sticks with you."
- "Anybody want to buy some death sticks?"
- Hey!
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shannor In reply to Colonel-Azzameen [2009-05-08 02:59:06 +0000 UTC]
roflmao! Sounds like the typical stormtroopers in the roleplaying groups I play with.
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Colonel-Azzameen In reply to shannor [2009-05-08 09:02:46 +0000 UTC]
How about this:
Rebels are followed by Stormtroopers, coming to a closed door. Stormies corner them and fire away. Not hitting anything. The rebels hack the door controls and shoot four troopers, before escaping and closing the door.
Joe (after getting hit in the leg, and falling down): "Ah! A little help?"
Trooper2: "Sergeant, Joe's... talking."
Trooper1: "But... Joe's dead..."
Joe: "I'm not dead!"
Trooper2: "He say's he's not dead."
Sergeant: "You're not dead?"
Joe: "No."
Sergeant: "Are you sure?"
Joe: "Yeah! I got hit in the leg, I'm wounded, that's all."
Sergeant (confused): "Wounded?"
Joe: "Yeah, you know... Hit, but not fatally?"
Sergeant (mulling it over): "Are you sure you're not dead?"
Joe: "Yes! Just wounded!"
Trooper2: "Has that ever happened before?"
Sergeant: "Not that I'm aware of."
Trooper1: "What do we do?"
Joe: "Well, you could help me?"
Trooper2: "I don't know, is that in Stormtrooper Manual?"
Trooper1: "I thought this suit was designed to make sure you were dead you got hit."
Sergeant looks at Trooper1
Trooper1: "Why else would we wear 'em?"
Sergeant (processing the information): "You sure you're not dead?"
Joe: "Yes!"
Trooper2: "Well, what do we do?"
Trooper1: "Should we kill him?"
Trooper2: "Sounds resonable."
Joe: "WHAT?!"
Sergeant: "No, no, no, no, no! We can't kill our own men! We don't have the clearance"
Joe (trying to stand up): "No, no, no! It's okay! It's not that bad! I'll work out!" (pulling himself into a kneeling position) "See? No problem! Good as new, nothing to worry about!"
Rebel comes back and shoots Joe in the chest, effectively killing him
Joe (falling down again): "Aaaaaaaahhhh! Oh, my!"
Sergeant looks surprised at Joe, then the door. The Troopers look at the Sergeant. Sergeant looks at the Troopers, studying their dead (this time for sure) mate.
Sergeant: "So... You've seen the new VT-16?"
Now, that's what happens if you ignore Rule #17: Always make sure they're dead."
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Colonel-Azzameen In reply to shannor [2009-05-09 20:56:39 +0000 UTC]
I remember that the Brits had a medal like that...
Oh, what was it called...
Can't remember, oh well.
If you think the transcript is funny, go to youtube and search for Injured Stormtrooper.
You can really see the tiny weels working behind the sergeant's helmet.
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shannor In reply to Colonel-Azzameen [2009-05-11 05:02:08 +0000 UTC]
I can't recall the name of the medal either, I've never spoken to anyone who received one, despite both grandfathers having fought in World War 2.
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Terror-and-Love [2009-02-05 13:59:37 +0000 UTC]
Love the lighting and mood of the piece.
Gritty and sort of noir-ish
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Lovick [2008-09-19 15:16:32 +0000 UTC]
Poor guy in front's missin' an arm. Doesn't stop me from feeling like I should be hiding though, something about this just makes me feel like I'm there, and I love it. Favourited!
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RaptorOfSpira [2008-09-02 00:46:48 +0000 UTC]
chics dig white armor
stormies ftw
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leon-fenrir [2007-09-04 14:05:23 +0000 UTC]
That's plain gorgeous. It almost looks like they're in a city here on Earth.
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getcarter [2007-09-04 13:39:53 +0000 UTC]
exellent idea and execution!
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