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Shritistrang — Granny Smith in DC Universe Online

Published: 2013-09-07 20:26:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1046; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 9
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Description Another of my attempts to recreate a character from 'My little Pony: Friendship is Magic' in the superhero online game called 'DC Universe Online'.

"What is this?" bellowed Circe. "Who dares make a mockery of the goddess of magic? JOKER! This is one of your pathetic pranks, isn't it?" The red-maned alicorn angrily flapped her wings and stomped her hooves while all around her, her half-animal, half-pony bestiamorphs decided to keep their distance.

Sensibly covering behind a marble pillar, a skinny and chalk-white earth pony with a ruby-red muzzle poked his head out to say: "Is this a bad moment to tell you how much the wings emphasize your hair?"

The alicorn let out a scream of rage, pulverizing the top of the pillar with a blast of magic from her horn.

Joker quickly pulled back his head while the rubble fell down around him. "Well, it's a good thing I'm not wearing pants right now, or else I might have peed them. If I may make a suggestion, how about using that magic of yours to turn yourself back... and me as well, while you're at it."

"SILENCE! Did it ever cross your dimwitted mind that I would have tried transforming back into my glorious self if it was possible? There's some sort of magic block hindering me."

While a small voice warned the Joker, he was unable to keep his muzzle shut: "But surely it's nothing the big and powerful winged horse of magic cannot solve, right?"

Another magical blast reduced the rest of the pillar to dust.

Watching the scene from behind the doors of the throne room, Harley and Trixie decided not to interrupt this interesting conversation between their two superiors.

"This stinks," Harley whined as she looked down at her four legs. "I thought I was rid of this body for good when we left pony country behind... why am I a pony again? Why is Mr. J a pony? And why aren't you? This is so unfair!"

"I... I really don't know," Trixie answered. She was very confused to suddenly be the only human within the entire hideout, even though she was a unicorn to begin with. "Maybe a mistake? Maybe using the portals again and again disrupted the laws of magic... yes, that must be it." She nodded. In truth, she had absolutely no clue. But as long as Harley believed her, she was okay with the situation.

"So the portal thingies turned us all into ponies? Great, then the solution is easy," Harley grinned. "Do the spell one more time. Maybe the magic will go back to pony land and Mr. J will be his yummy self again."

"I... don't think that is going to work..." Trixie said.

"Are you a wizard or not? Get to work and fix this already before I slam my hoof into your butt!"

"All right, all right," Trixie grimaced. "And where exactly should this portal take us?"

"I don't care! Anywhere in pony land is fine. Now stop with the yapping and get zapping."

Trixie gulped. "Okay... here goes..." She nervously raised a finger. One spell later, and a shimmering portal appeared in the middle of the corridor. Harley quickly jumped through, while Trixie followed her a bit more hesitantly. She didn't have a good feeling about this.

Only a couple of moments later, a screaming jester pony and a human magic apprentice came running back through the portal, followed by an angry, broom-swinging, wrinkled old lady.

"Ya thieving scoundrels!" Granny Smith shouted as she swung her weapon. "Trying to get yer hooves on the apple family crops, are ya? Well, not as long as this old mare has anything to say about it. Get back here, dagnabbit!"

"Th-that seemed to be the wrong place," Trixie stuttered as she ducked under one of Granny Smith's swings.

"Ya think?" Harley shouted as she ran as fast as her little hooves could carry her.

Circe and Joker stopped with their heated 'discussion' when the chase went through the throne room, over the rubble, around Circe's throne and through a couple of hapless bestiamorphs that were standing in the way.

"Well... you certainly don't see that every day," Joker finally said.

Then he got a broom to the face.
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ardashir [2013-09-08 02:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh, poor Trixie and Harley! And Circe became an alicorn? Heh, it fits.

And one hopes that the rest of the Apples manage to save poor Granny from the villains. Or is that the other way around?

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