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Shiftingpunk In reply to ClassicalSalamander [2018-01-23 21:41:31 +0000 UTC]
Most Alutian elves are born with just four fingers, but the two races have lived together for so long neither of them really has a pure genetic pedigree (besides the ruling caste, of whom are as of yet to be released) so some Alutian elves are born with a fifth finger which is promptly removed for fear of being called a halfbreed.
Because who on earth wants to display Hrondish lineage? Pfft.
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Shiftingpunk In reply to ClassicalSalamander [2018-01-27 17:04:20 +0000 UTC]
Exactly, one must always strive to uphold the pure elven bloodlines in thought and action, its for their own good as well as ours *turns nose up*
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RemorseC0de [2018-01-21 05:39:30 +0000 UTC]
Such cute ears :3
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Shukafae In reply to RemorseC0de [2018-01-22 18:00:51 +0000 UTC]
Who isn't a fan of big fuzzy ears?! : D
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C05M0NAUT [2018-01-21 02:53:47 +0000 UTC]
You mean the males are natural born traps?
And they have EAR TUFTS?
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Shukafae In reply to C05M0NAUT [2018-01-21 03:57:40 +0000 UTC]
I don't believe they would qualify as 'trap' material considering they would sooner bite you than let you start to wonder if they are females or not. haha I'm sure their attitude towards humans can be a bit touchy when it comes to the subject.
Tuggems thems ear fluffs!!
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jssabotta In reply to Shukafae [2018-01-21 10:37:55 +0000 UTC]
Amphy reads this, starts laughing in a fairly offensive manner and says "Wahl, if you pulls (long, pointless, rambling joke of extremely filthy and obscene nature redacted) har, har."
(Sorry. You can take the girl out of the Army, but you can't take the Army out of the girl.)
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Shiftingpunk In reply to jssabotta [2018-01-22 15:58:13 +0000 UTC]
*Elves seated about the barracks chow hall stare in infuriated shock, the Creep in the corner cackles*
"C'mon ladies, you gonna let that frog get away with that?"
*it should be noted Creeps will gamble on just about anything*
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jssabotta In reply to Shiftingpunk [2018-02-19 22:08:01 +0000 UTC]
Amphy picked up all kinds of terrible jokes and bad habits in the Army. You'd be pretty shocked sitting in on the gal's klabitsh card games out in thed field - lots of stories about whorehouse adventuresd ("And so then I tells him (redacted)get your ass moving faster, boy" - the late Sargeant Janessa, prim little Lieutenant Saraan ("Gods below curse Dagon's blue balls" she says after Lieutenant Inarra/Amphy wins another hand) and the rest.
"Yeah" says Amphy sadly "never such friends again, last saw them on that bloody ridge." She pours you a shot of Everclear, raises her glass "
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Shukafae In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2018-01-21 01:10:07 +0000 UTC]
Calvary boots! Sexy, stylish and totally rad! These little buggers make great messengers!
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Shiftingpunk [2018-01-21 00:43:24 +0000 UTC]
BAM and then there were elves so sayith the Shuka! XD
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Shukafae In reply to Shiftingpunk [2018-01-21 00:47:49 +0000 UTC]
AND THERE THEY BE SO SAYETH THE MIGHTY DEITY, SHUKAKAFAE.
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