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Published: 2007-09-26 04:35:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 16594; Favourites: 254; Downloads: 217
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Description A very odd idea that popped into my head one night. I was wondering what the members of the sanctuary did when they weren't out on a contract.
I figured that, just like any group of girls, they'd sit down, have some wine and sweet stuff, and make fun of men.
Poor Vicente's back there with his best, "Sithis save me from crazy women" expression.

The girl with the black hair is Cla'nee, my character, if anyone is wondering.



Oblivion and characters (c) Bethsheda
Cla'nee (c) Me.
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Comments: 67

mephyles [2017-09-04 11:14:25 +0000 UTC]

Vicente though xD

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rostiaper [2015-01-02 04:34:03 +0000 UTC]

"So, if you take the knife, and slide it in there-"

O.o Slide it in where???

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TheEnderNiNJa In reply to rostiaper [2016-02-22 01:40:07 +0000 UTC]

jugular vain?

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OwlXVI [2013-05-15 15:03:18 +0000 UTC]

I think this is what my mother talks about with her girlfriends.

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the-exiled-muse [2013-04-17 09:18:40 +0000 UTC]

I like Vincente's expression, but at the same time I wonder how he talks with the other guys?

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lulupie-chan [2013-03-14 18:25:52 +0000 UTC]

What are the girls getting at?

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Geosgaeno [2013-02-07 19:50:57 +0000 UTC]

Damn... I LOVE Antoinetta, it's too bad that I have been forced to kill her T.T.

Oh Well, may she be happy with Sithis and the others in the Void.

It's sad tough... I would have loved it if it was her in Skyrim instead of Lucien.

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warwolfgirl [2012-11-06 05:10:02 +0000 UTC]

i just finished reading your last chapter fanfiction about Cla'nee that you have up, its cool

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SidheJester In reply to warwolfgirl [2012-11-12 08:43:52 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it! :wink: I swear I'll come back to it and finish it! (I mean, I've got it all planned out...might as well, huh?)

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warwolfgirl In reply to SidheJester [2012-11-14 09:00:27 +0000 UTC]

that would be nice, i believe i put it on Alert

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revtattertot [2012-10-16 00:26:28 +0000 UTC]

They are either talking about knifing a dud'e neck or his dick, one of the two, both sound heart-wrenchingly painful!

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Spicy-Porcupine [2012-09-26 07:36:48 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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IvanNecrosis [2012-09-16 23:16:55 +0000 UTC]

...I ah... Ourh...umm...GOOD THING THEY'RE ON MY SIDE
RIGHT?! right?!

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Eliphasthedark [2012-07-24 04:05:14 +0000 UTC]

OH MY G- ohh...

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DaiquiriRain In reply to Eliphasthedark [2012-08-03 01:28:28 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean XD

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DL098 [2011-04-14 03:03:56 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhh yur character's pretty! and i love vicente's expression lol

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epochai [2010-12-22 00:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Well that's a conversation I wouldn't be surprised to hear... xD
Poor Vicente x) I love how you did their outfits!

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GrimweaverArt [2010-11-06 04:08:51 +0000 UTC]

I always found it so amusing how casual the DB is when they talk about killing- XD I think they would say stuff like that too.

Hmm what could it be that they're talking about. Ow lol

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GATLACA [2010-10-18 15:27:21 +0000 UTC]

I love this. And I had no idea Cla'nee is yours! I love your story!

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Cakemage [2010-08-09 03:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Hee! I don't know why the juxtaposition of girl-bonding and talk of violent murder is so amusing to me, but it is. XD I really love Vicente and Ocheeva's expressions.

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CookieandDeadlySins [2010-07-01 15:00:25 +0000 UTC]

poor vicente!

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Shuichi0Minamino [2010-06-11 04:06:47 +0000 UTC]

Wine and cookies... now that is something I've tried before. :3

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LittleBitofCrazy [2010-01-23 00:13:10 +0000 UTC]

I love Vicente in the background.

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Fanboy137 [2009-12-30 11:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Ocheeva is my favorite of all of the dark brotherhood members, when I learned I had to kill her to finish the dark brotherhood quest I was like "AWWWWW"

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True-Water-Gaurdian In reply to Fanboy137 [2012-03-23 02:08:59 +0000 UTC]

did you do it?

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soquedhozi [2009-11-12 20:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah, oh, how delicious. I love it!

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Sweetypie636 [2009-09-08 22:52:20 +0000 UTC]

EPIC WIN!!

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Zedereka [2009-08-07 23:11:01 +0000 UTC]

If what i'm thinking shes talking about is correct. Then for all guys OUCH!

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Thunderstudent [2009-07-31 21:21:05 +0000 UTC]

Got to love Antoinetta, many a times I feed on her in her sleep. I miss her

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nakureeh [2009-05-29 19:57:58 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! How I love Oblivion! ^^

But... Dear... I felt so guilty while killing them for Lucien Lachance.

I was just walking... and killing them... One by one...

That was so painful. -_-

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smittlesmattle [2009-05-21 06:18:02 +0000 UTC]

HA! Wine and cookies a deadly combination.....

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smittlesmattle [2009-05-04 04:24:29 +0000 UTC]

Wine and cookies a deadly combination....

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Kawaii-flame [2009-01-03 16:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Gotta love this

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RocCenere [2008-12-17 11:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Best conversation ever.

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Cernunnas [2008-11-22 22:02:40 +0000 UTC]

XDDD awesome!

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RattyBuns [2008-07-05 16:06:00 +0000 UTC]

i still feel absolutely terrible for having to kill them...they were my family >< but oh well orders is orders

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SophiaDragonMaster [2008-06-07 15:34:08 +0000 UTC]

Im always loved the members of the sanctuary <3

After the purification quest I felt the whole place was kinda....empty. Even now.

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suntiger745 [2008-04-24 20:26:13 +0000 UTC]

Antionetta knows her stuff it seems.
Slam a thin stiletto into their adams apple, then watch the faces they make as they try to breathe.
It *is* a small target though, so immobilize them first.

I love how you drew this and especially the argonian lady came out well.

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Gauged-Butterfly In reply to suntiger745 [2008-07-10 19:31:31 +0000 UTC]

OH, so that's what they were talking about...

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spoupi [2008-03-24 02:20:46 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. Loving Vicente in this one. Love the expression, and the girls at the table, to funny for words.

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SkyCendre [2008-02-29 23:33:13 +0000 UTC]

I love all of them, the sanctuary dwellers *__*
I like your character ^^. She's so nice! what is her race?
And, of course, may you always walk in the Shadow of Sithis, dear Sister.
XD

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Blizzdragon [2008-02-02 01:09:53 +0000 UTC]

Even assassins love cookies!

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SidheJester In reply to Blizzdragon [2008-02-02 16:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Of course!
(Though you probably shouldn't ask what's in them.)

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Black-ark1 [2008-01-18 21:25:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah,all them down in the sancturary are pretty crazy.Though Teinaava and Vicente were the best sanctuary dwellers.

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blackkitten2 [2008-01-15 02:25:13 +0000 UTC]

lol!!
*my character joins in on the "sithis save me from crazy women" thing*

I like the "purification" quest, how you get to slaughter m'raaj-dar... stupid khajiit
and when you get to kill he foul-mouth dark elf in the prison...

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Toon-Maha-Vailo [2008-01-05 21:18:02 +0000 UTC]

I love Vicente's little finger-expression. I felt sad doing the Purification quest. I've got to start a new game soon, so perhaps I'll leave it off.

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SidheJester In reply to Toon-Maha-Vailo [2008-01-08 19:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I know...I hate doing that quest!
I actually have one save game where I used the console cheats to bring them all back to life after the Purification.

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Toon-Maha-Vailo In reply to SidheJester [2008-01-09 20:15:10 +0000 UTC]

So is your version of Oblivion on the PC?

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SidheJester In reply to Toon-Maha-Vailo [2008-01-09 21:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Yep. I couldn't live without my mods. (And I don't even own an X-Box...hehehehe)

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NeoDeath90 [2007-11-28 16:37:41 +0000 UTC]

antoinetta was the best. it pained me to kill her. like actually brought me pain/ buit ah well, whats done is done.

i like your character. what skills does she use most?

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