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Description
"The healing leaves little time for the hurting!"

*You can't see the uncensored version! Imagine for yourself what his peepee looks like. Human? Wolf? Disgusting mix of the two? That's up to you to decide*

Bio
Full name: "Dr" Spritze Sawbones (pronounced shprit-zeh)
A.K.A: Sawbones, dog head,
Age: 30
Species: Terran werewolf
Gender: Male
Orientation: Gay
Height: 183cm (6')
Weight: 80kg (176lb)

Likes: Causing pain, blood and guts, pastel pink, classic rock, medicine/drugs
Dislikes: His parents, thinking he's sick, health inspectors, snitches, Cygnus

Backstory
Spritze was born and raised in Germany with his older siblings and parents. The rest of his family, notably his father, wanted him to go into the family business (they run a company that makes and designs shoes). But Spritze had a different dream, to become a doctor. Not to help anyone, just so he can cut people up. He left the country without notifying his family or the government, to an abandoned hospital in England that he then claimed for himself.
One night while high, he somehow created a portal in his office (not even he knows how!) so now he can find victims- I mean, patients, throughout different dimensions...

Mono
Mono is Spritze's asistant, helping him keep track of timetables and medication and such, and even helps with surgery sometimes. She was built and possessed in the 1920s, and is named after the single speaker in her mouth. She isn't the brightest, but she helps a lot!

Assorted facts
- His name is German for syringe because I was feeling in a J.K. Rowling mood when I named him I mean, 99% of the characters in Harry Potter have names literally representing their character arcs and personalities ahakfskhfsdf
- And surname is from the song Dr Sawbones by Creature Feature because surprise surprise I am less creative than J.K. Rowling
- He is inspired by Medic from TF2, and Mono is inspired by Archimedies. Unlike Medic and Archimedies, Sawbones is not nice and Mono doesn't get sewn into someone's chest...
- He's the one responsible for experimenting on Cygnus in ASTROTALE, and creating Two-Face and taking No-Name's eye in Splatterdays
- His only redeming quality is that he likes David Bowie. But none of the good songs like Starman or Space Odity, no he likes the lame ones like All The Young Dudes.
- He is distantly related to Wolfie! While Konpaku is not his mother, she is a distand ancestor. Wolfie has met Sawbones and refers to him as a cousin. She is unnaware of his nasty behaviour.
- Spritze has never had a boyfriend or husband which is good because he would probably be horrible to him and sell his organs on the black market
- He often perscribes patients medicine they don't need just so he can take the pills himself to get high
- When someone inevitably dies by his hand, he sells their organs, drinks their blood, and sends their flesh to the kitchens to be cooked into tomorrow's dinner.

**IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!!!**
I am well aware of the similarities between Sawbones and the main character of the popular YouTube animator Sleepykinq, Mystery. These are 100% coincidences that really just boil down to "both characters are horrible but with a cutesy aesthetic and pretend to be doctors". I created Spritze in 2015, at first just as a design of Medic but a werewolf, but in late 2015/early 2016 I adapted his backstory to fit in with the story of Two-Face and No-Name, but I was afraid of posting cringe so kept this fact quiet. In 2017/2018 I came up with the Hundekopf Hospital storyline to fit in with the events of Home for the Haunted/Mind the Gap/Toyshop Armageddon/Vacation of the Living Dummy (yeah cannonically it's the 'Goosebumps universe' but my version of it, which is why VotLD is the only one with Goosebumps characters). I first posted the "Hundekopf Files" on Spritze's backstory on the 6th of September 2018. To my knowledge, Sleepy first posted Mystery's backstory in December 2018, and I fist saw it April of this year.
I did not copy Sleepy. Sleepy did not copy me.
There are MANY differences between both characters, especially in terms of their personalities and what they do after acquiring abandoned hospitals!

Theme song playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=…

'Dr' Spritze Sawbones/Mono/art © me

Description
"The healing leaves little time for the hurting!"

*You can't see the uncensored version! Imagine for yourself what his peepee looks like. Human? Wolf? Disgusting mix of the two? That's up to you to decide*

Bio
Full name: "Dr" Spritze Sawbones (pronounced shprit-zeh)
A.K.A: Sawbones, dog head,
Age: 30
Species: Terran werewolf
Gender: Male
Orientation: Gay
Height: 183cm (6')
Weight: 80kg (176lb)

Likes: Causing pain, blood and guts, pastel pink, classic rock, medicine/drugs
Dislikes: His parents, thinking he's sick, health inspectors, snitches, Cygnus

Backstory
Spritze was born and raised in Germany with his older siblings and parents. The rest of his family, notably his father, wanted him to go into the family business (they run a company that makes and designs shoes). But Spritze had a different dream, to become a doctor. Not to help anyone, just so he can cut people up. He left the country without notifying his family or the government, to an abandoned hospital in England that he then claimed for himself.
One night while high, he somehow created a portal in his office (not even he knows how!) so now he can find victims- I mean, patients, throughout different dimensions...

Mono
Mono is Spritze's asistant, helping him keep track of timetables and medication and such, and even helps with surgery sometimes. She was built and possessed in the 1920s, and is named after the single speaker in her mouth. She isn't the brightest, but she helps a lot!

Assorted facts
- His name is German for syringe because I was feeling in a J.K. Rowling mood when I named him I mean, 99% of the characters in Harry Potter have names literally representing their character arcs and personalities ahakfskhfsdf
- And surname is from the song Dr Sawbones by Creature Feature because surprise surprise I am less creative than J.K. Rowling
- He is inspired by Medic from TF2, and Mono is inspired by Archimedies. Unlike Medic and Archimedies, Sawbones is not nice and Mono doesn't get sewn into someone's chest...
- He's the one responsible for experimenting on Cygnus in ASTROTALE, and creating Two-Face and taking No-Name's eye in Splatterdays
- His only redeming quality is that he likes David Bowie. But none of the good songs like Starman or Space Odity, no he likes the lame ones like All The Young Dudes.
- He is distantly related to Wolfie! While Konpaku is not his mother, she is a distand ancestor. Wolfie has met Sawbones and refers to him as a cousin. She is unnaware of his nasty behaviour.
- Spritze has never had a boyfriend or husband which is good because he would probably be horrible to him and sell his organs on the black market
- He often perscribes patients medicine they don't need just so he can take the pills himself to get high
- When someone inevitably dies by his hand, he sells their organs, drinks their blood, and sends their flesh to the kitchens to be cooked into tomorrow's dinner.

**IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!!!**
I am well aware of the similarities between Sawbones and the main character of the popular YouTube animator Sleepykinq, Mystery. These are 100% coincidences that really just boil down to "both characters are horrible but with a cutesy aesthetic and pretend to be doctors". I created Spritze in 2015, at first just as a design of Medic but a werewolf, but in late 2015/early 2016 I adapted his backstory to fit in with the story of Two-Face and No-Name, but I was afraid of posting cringe so kept this fact quiet. In 2017/2018 I came up with the Hundekopf Hospital storyline to fit in with the events of Home for the Haunted/Mind the Gap/Toyshop Armageddon/Vacation of the Living Dummy (yeah cannonically it's the 'Goosebumps universe' but my version of it, which is why VotLD is the only one with Goosebumps characters). I first posted the "Hundekopf Files" on Spritze's backstory on the 6th of September 2018. To my knowledge, Sleepy first posted Mystery's backstory in December 2018, and I fist saw it April of this year.
I did not copy Sleepy. Sleepy did not copy me.
There are MANY differences between both characters, especially in terms of their personalities and what they do after acquiring abandoned hospitals!

Theme song playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=…

'Dr' Spritze Sawbones/Mono/art © me