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Hazelstar67 [2016-02-09 17:12:18 +0000 UTC]
Now THIS guy I wouldn't meet in an ally
O.o I'd just run
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skeletorg In reply to Hazelstar67 [2016-02-20 16:03:24 +0000 UTC]
yeah, probably a good idea. i mean, even if he didn't eat you he'd try too sell you really expenisive protein supplements and its just really awkward to tell him no, so you'd probably come home with two buckets of protien supplements you aren't ever going to use.
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Hazelstar67 In reply to skeletorg [2016-02-21 00:00:26 +0000 UTC]
Oh man, and you know how suspicious PROTEIN SUPPLEMENTS look. I mean, how am i going to explain that to my neighbors? The police? My bank account?!!!
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skeletorg In reply to Hazelstar67 [2016-02-21 08:13:04 +0000 UTC]
i bought protein supplements from a giant lizard and now my life is over-- an auntobiographical novel by Hazey
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Master-She-Wolf [2016-01-06 15:59:15 +0000 UTC]
"He's right behind me isn't he?"
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skeletorg [2016-01-06 06:53:47 +0000 UTC]
someone sent me the number of this guy's personal trainor, honestly, I wish that I was that swol and also that I was a lizard monster that could smack the shit out of people and eat them without people thinking that was weird because every time I've attempted it, the police became involved
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