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Published: 2014-07-18 16:39:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 4127; Favourites: 152; Downloads: 105
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Took a little break from commissions to draw something for me. Had this sketch sitting for about 2 months now, I just wanted to get it done!
(sorry people waiting for commissions, I'll get to your next.)Sketchy and art belongs to Shane "The Sketchy" Phillips
Other ponies and Princess Cunt Bitch Face Twilight Sparkle belongs to their over lords Hasbro
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Me: Twilight what are you doing in the middle of the way?
Twilight: Just reading some books..
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What this guy said, UrbanCowboy117 , looks like Sketchy have a nice 'rear view' of Luna.
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Congrats on another one making it into the EqD drawfriend
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Not even to power of friendship could save the evil La Luna's next victim!
Love the revolver door handles, nice touch.
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princess of books will be needing some off time after this
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Luna is best hood ornement! What kind of view does Sketchy have tho? Looks like he's looking right up her... never mind xD
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Y'all are dirty motherfuckers!
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Hehehe! Luna doesn't need to be Nightmare Moon to get in trouble! Fly out of the way, Twilight! XD Oh, I was meaning to ask you: What pens do you use to color Sketchy and what are the names of the colors?Β
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Thats cuz La Luna got the evil magic from Nightmare Moon. Yes, my car is a sentient evil being
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LOL That evil magic. XD But I must ask again, do you use Prismacolors and what colors do you use to color in Sketchy? I need to color-match in order to do my part of the art trade correctly.
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oh i'm sorry, i use Prismacolors. 40% gray for Sketchy and Natural gray 70% and black Sharpie for hair. XD
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Oh, it's okay! Thank you!
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She's lucky she ain't Twilight
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I don't think any sort of magic is gonna stop 3 tons running from the cops. G'bye Twilacorn
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Good luck, police!Β Which makes me wonder if they can actually capture that princess and put her before trial for anything except obscuring view or something? Do they got the right to put royals before trial? Are the legal system is ready for such or it has a precedent?
...And what the [please fill this gap with any word] is wrong with me?!
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lol, I know right!
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How can you see with Luna's ass in the way? 0_o
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La Luna is a sentient being, so I guess Sketchy is just enjoying the view! XD
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La Luna is sentient? :3 May I ask/beg/bribe/buy/trade/wish for a ride in her if I can get anything worthy for that?
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*GASP!!!!* Is la luna related to Brum!? : D
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Brum! I remember that show. I had it on VHS lol. That episode with the inflatable crocadile in the sewer scared the shit out of me.
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One of the most awesome shows I watched as a kid in the early 90's XDΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNAvuaβ¦
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Thats not creepy at all...
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Sketchy was following Nurse Ballscoff through the deserting streets of Ponyville, The residents looking queerly through the shutters and half open doors at the most feared Greaser pony being lead by a young mare dressed as a nurse. "Where the fuck are you taking me?" Sketchy ordered Nurse Ballscoff, who cast her eyes over her shoulder "Be patient mr Sketchy, we're almost there" She said smiling.
They stopped outside of the ponyville Library. "Ohohooo no! No fucking way!, I ain't seeing that purple princess cunt!" Nurse ballscoff turned to him raising an eyebrow "Then you don't want to save Rarity?" Sketchy clenched his eyes shut, and looked angrily at Nurse Ballscoff "FINE! Let's get this shit over with!" Naggie smirked "That's the spirit" She then kicked a branch with her hind hoof and a trap door opened revealing a staircase trailing down beneath the library.
"Wait...so We don't have to go and see Twilight?!" sketchy said scratching his head "Nope!" Nurse Ballscoff replied, "she has been warned of your visit and fled!" They both walked down the stairs. the sound of bustling streets appearing above them once the ponyvillian residents knew it was clear. "Did you remember to lock your car?" Nurse ballscoff asked, "FUCK I don't know!" Sketchy replied "I'll just-" Before sketchy could go back, the door closed, -"Never mind, La Luna will know to lock herself, She's a sentient being you know!" he said with a smug grin, at the base of the stairs there was a door, Nurse Ballscoff knocked hard 3 times, a very large green stallion [about twice the size of big macintosh] opened it "Hey Naggie" He looked at Sketchy, who gulped but kept a straight face "Mr Sketchy" He said with a nod, Naggie Put her hoof on the Green Stallions shoulder Now Jester, don't go scaring the newcomer!" She gave sketchy a wink who in return said "Pfft, I ain't scared!" under his breath.
It was an underground Black market, a true sub-city, old looking stands lined the path either side, bearing exotic and strange looking foods, weapons, animals, and body parts. Naggie led Sketchy to a very ornate large blue curtain in the centre of the subcity "Now Mr Sketchy, the money is being hidden by one of these vendors, You have to barter with each until one of them spills the beans and gives you the 40-"
"-I got the money!" Sketchy said holding the blank expression on his face "Oh...." Naggie replied almost downheartedly "Umm, well in that case, the keeper of Rarity requests you hand over the money and place it in this box" Sketchy handed Naggie his wallet, Naggie put the whole wallet in the box and slipped it in a hole in the wall "WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING YOU STUPID BIMBO!, THAT HAD MY CAR KEYS IN THERE AND EVERYTHING!!" Naggie smiled and pulled back the curtains "You'll get your change and your keys back, Head on in!"
Sketchy walked behind the curtain, there was a dark room. just in front of him he heard "S...Sketchy?" He knew that voice "RARITY!" He bolted to where the voice was coming from and banged his head on some iron bars "OW!" he shouted as he heard loud clanking from all around him, he was being imprisoned. Suddenly the lights of the room lit up, ahead of him was a very fat light green Alicorn with a gormless face, Rarity was snuggling it's mantits "Sketchy I'm so sorry!" Rarity said as she passionately kissed the alicorn all over, Sketchy's jaw hit the floor "Rarity.....WHAT THE FUCK!?" He tried escaping his little cell but he wasn't able to, Rarity looked at him "I'm so sorry Sketchy, what we had was fun but It's Lardarse McLazybollocks that I want!" Sketchy felt like his brain was a potato "S...SO YOU FAKED A RANSOM LETTER TO BRING ME OUT HERE, AND GET BEATEN UP JUST TO BREAK UP WITH ME!?" Rarity kept on kissing Lardarse who just sat there, "I didn't want to tell you outright so I thought I'd let you down easy, Thanks for the money By the way!
Sketchy wanted to kill everyone in the room, "Y...you can't do this! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I'M GONNA DRIVE MY CAR RIGHT IN YOUR GOD DAMN ASS YOU FAT PIECE OF GIRLFRIEND STEALING SHIT!" He shouted to lardarse, Suddenly Fury walked up next to lardarse and rarity, with a red skinnier pony on the other side, the red skinny one spoke "Hey man, names FaceAche Fucking love your ride!, might take her back to lower manehattan to my buddies chop shop!" Sketchy rattled the bars with all his strength "YOU Β MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!" Naggie walked upto sketchies cage, it's so damn funny when you're angry!" she pressed a button right in front of the cage and a banner fell down saying "Happy troll day! LOL!" They all pointed and laughed at sketchy, rarity ran to him and kissed his cheek "we're just messing with you! haaha!" she laughed as she subtly threw her phone number to lardarse, they all carried on laughing as the bars slid in to the floor, sketchy grumpily slumped to the floor with rarity at his side who was keeling over with laughterΒ
"Fuck all of you...." sketchy said.
DONE! Β Pay me later! ^^
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Pfft! We both know you don't mean that!
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the moon butt guides himΒ
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*Her moon guides him ;]
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