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SleepyHoneyBee β Goddammit, Lenny
Published: 2014-12-04 12:39:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 2966; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 0
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So I saw this amazing (yet monstrous) MSG parody of Rock Aby Baby while surfing on Tumblr and I instantly had the idea of Lenny tormenting Arthur with this song. Then again, he always torments poor Artie. Goddammit, LennyCharacter(s) belongs to (c) MysteryBen (that includes Lenny technically)
Parody song belongs to (c) AnonymousΒ
Art belongs to (c) MeΒ
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Lenny, I will rip you out of Arthur and reap on whatever is left of you...
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Lenny: YES
Arthur: WHY
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Me : Lenny im-a smack- you know what.... -bitch-slaps him till theres no tomorrow-
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Lenny: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP* How could you DO such a thing?!
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Me : because *turns into kitsune form* i canΒ Β
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Aaaand you just murdered my feels for Arthur. I wanna hug him so freaking bad right now!
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*Evil laughter with lightening and thunder noises in the background*
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Bad Lenny! Bad! *smacks Lenny across the face* You leave Arthur alone you jerk!
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Lenny: OAO What is it with everyone slapping me?! DX<
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Me: Because you're a big meanie! >:C
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Lenny: No, YOU'RE a big meanie! I didn't even DO anything! All I did was SING! Why's that so wrong?!
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Me: Because you're psychologically torturing him! You know how bad he feels for murdering Lewis. You don't need to make it worse!
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Lenny: Oh, but I do~ He deserves to suffer~! Not only does he deserve it, but it's also really funny to see him cry and loathe himself to no end~~
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Me: *gives him an annoyed look, then gets an idea and a cocky smile appears on my face* Hold on, so let me get this right. The reason you want to make Arthur's life a living hell is because you died during birth and are jealous that he got to live and you didn't. Is that correct?Β
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Lenny: *eye twitches. His body glitches randomly and hair starts to flare up and glow brightly. Eyes glow bright green and his hair bursts into fire, screaming in rage. Points a now clawed finger near your face* DO YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GIRLY!? IF SO, THEN I WOULD SHUT MY MOUTH IF I WERE YOU! FOR IF YOU DON'T, THEN I WILL FORCE THE EXACT SITUATION ON YOU LIKE I DID WITH ARTHUR! I WILL POSSESS YOU AND MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY! I WILL RUIN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND DESTROY YOUR MIND! I WILL ENGULF YOU IN NEVER ENDING FLAMES, FOREVER IN BURNING AGONY! UNLESS YOU WANT THOSE THINGS TO HAPPEN IN YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE, THEN /SHUT THE F**K UP!!/
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Me: *puts my hands up in alarm and jumps back* Whoa whoa, easy! I was just gonna say that I think there might be a way for you to have a life! *covers my head with my arms* Please don't hurt me.
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Lenny: THERE /IS/ NO LIFE FOR ME ANYMORE! YOU CAN'T BRING BACK THE DEAD! AND YOU CAN'T GO BACK ON THOSE VENOMOUS WORDS YOU CARELESSLY DECIDED TO SPEW FROM THAT WORMHOLE YOU CALL A MOUTH! I WILL BURN YOU TO A CRISP!
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Me: *starts to cower down* I-I know you can't be alive again, but did you ever think of going to your family and letting them know you're still around?! Don't you think they would have liked to have their son back?! I know it's not the same as having living flesh and whatnot, but don't you think it's better than spending your whole afterlife stuck in a cave?
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Lenny: I WILL /NEVER/ RETURN TO THOSE TRAITORS! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY SAID AFTER I DIED?! HUH!? YOU WANNA KNOW?! "OH, LENNY DIED! LET'S FORGET ABOUT HIM AND FOCUS ON ARTHUR, OUR PRECIOUS BABY BOY!" DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM AFTER THEY SAID THAT?! NOBODY CARED WHETHER I DIED OR LIVED! /NOBODY!/ IF I SUFFER, THEN IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT ARTHUR SUFFERS WITH ME!
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Me: *saddens and starts to feel bad* Oh gosh... That's... I didn't know they said that... *rubs the back of my neck*
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Lenny: OH, SPARE ME YOUR PITY! I DON'T NEED IT! THE ONLY THING I NEED RIGHT NOW IS TO SEE YOU /DIE!/ *throws a large, green fireball towards you*
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Me: AH!!! *jumps out of the way**transforms into my winged kitsune-cat form and flies* Dude, I'm really sorry! Whoa! *dodges as another fireball flies towards me*Β
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Lenny: YOU WEREN'T SORRY WHEN YOU SMILED! *continuously throws fireballs at you* YOU WEREN'T SORRY WHEN YOU DECIDED TO MOCK ME! YOU WEREN'T SORRY WHEN YOU SLAPPED ME! YOU WERE /NEVER/ SORRY! SO DON'T LIE TO ME!
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Me: I didn't realize you had it that bad! *dodges another fireball* Now I realize I shouldn't have done those things! *dodges another one*Β
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Lenny: YOU REALIZED TOO LATE! *he throws countless fire balls at you before he slowly stops. His hair slowly goes back to normal, but the green dims down a bit. He leans against the wal, trying to catch his breath. This clearly shows he's exhausted his power and himself*
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Me: *pants and lands when he's finally exhausted**looks at him and very cautiously approaches him*Β
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Lenny: *growls at her* Touch me and I WILL tear off your arm and stuff it down your throat!
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Me: *stops and flattens my ears*
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Lenny: *slides down the wall, still trying to catch his breath. His anger slowly leaves him and the insanity returns to Lenny's head* Heh...hehehe! My, my, I have to say, you're just as fun to play with as Purple is~! Since we're both ghosts, we can clearly see and hear each other. It's so easy to rattle him up about certain things. Hee hee!
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Me: Purple? You mean Lewis?
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Lenny: Blue's dorito man, yes~! He wears a lot of purple so why not call him by his favorite colour~?
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Me: *shrugs and nods* Fair point. You know, you remind me a lot of Bill Cipher.
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Lenny: .......Who??
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Me: Bill Cipher. He's this triangular dream demon.
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Lenny: Never heard of 'im. He sounds really lame, though. A triangle dream demon? That's really silly! Hehehehe~!
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Me: You might like him if you met him. He's a lot like you.
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Lenny: Well, knowing he's a lot like me makes me like him even less! He's a friggin' copycat! COPYCAT, I say!
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Me: *rolls eyes* More like you're a copycat of him. Eh, no offense. It's just that he's most likely been around a lot longer than you have.
(I'm not even sure if you've ever seen Gravity Falls. It's what Bill Cipher is from, just so you don't take him as some copy cat OC I made.)
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Lenny: *crosses arms and childishly pouts* Nuh-uh! I was here before he was!
Me: *pops in* No you weren't. Bill was here before the Mystery Skulls Ghost even came out
Lenny: Go away, White Face!! Nobody wants you here!
Me: Yeesh, no need to get moody -__- *leaves roleplay*
(( Oh, I have watched it and I know who Bill Cipher is. Who hasn't? XD ))
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(Ok. LOL, yeah. Gravity Falls is best show! Well... in my opinion. I also heard that Steven Universe is pretty good.)
Me: Ah, don't feel bad Lenny. Tell ya what, why don't I summon Bill and let the two of you get to know each other? Wait... what am I saying? That's a terrible idea.Β
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Me: *pops in again* That would end REALLY badly for all of us....e__e
Lenny: Because he's a TRIANGLE! Anything will end badly if a triangle interferes!
(( I heard so, too. I'm a little too lazy to watch any episodes or movies right now XD ))
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(LOL, yeah, me too. I'll probably check it out at some point though.)
Me: No, not because he's a triangle. It's because he's a manipulative little sh*t that deceives people into making a deal with him and then cheats them out of it.
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Lenny: That doesn't sound anything like me! I possess people and make them either go insane or kill others~ *<-- Is really proud of it*
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Me: Well good for you. *sarcastic* Ok, you don't have that in common. But he is pretty insane, and a little tempermental, like you.Β
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Lenny: "Temperamental"? I am PERFECTLY calm~ Purple is never calm, though. He's easily angered~ It's fun to play with him!
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Me: Can't say I blame him. I'd probably be pretty mad too if I was killed by my best friend and didn't know they were possessed.
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Lenny: *giggles and smiles, his arms crossed* Ahh, memories~ Sometimes I wish I could just turn back time and replay the nice scene once more. The good ol' days~ Well, for me. Not so much for them~! Hehehe~!
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Me: *shakes head* Poor guys.
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