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Slick-Exists — Do you see that cupcake?
Published: 2011-03-07 03:27:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 1038; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 12
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SO I felt like making subtitles for funny screenshots. THere are more to come!Metroid belongs to Nintendo
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Something about the look on her face in this screenshot makes it look like she really is looking at a giant cupcake...yeah that sounded crazy.
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Hey whoa whoa commander buttface! Finders keepers!!! You want it? you better come out of that command room and come get it. *sense moves onto cupcake* DEVOUR IT!!!!!!
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Samus Aran! As your parental guardian, you are grounded! And as your CO, you are suspended from your missions.
*Dashes with freeze gun [authorized] and assault riffle [also authorized], leaving helmet behind on the desk in the command room, to meet at Sector Zero*.
Give it here, Lady! I don't care what you did to it - it's mine! Eating MY cupcake is not authorized!
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NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT IS MY CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!!! *charges ice beam* I'll freeeeeeeeeeze it! I will!!
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NO!~ Samus~
I-I.... What do you want from me? Please, Samus, I'll do anything for it. I need -- I mean the Federation needs this. Lady, please forfeit that cupcake. Don't you dare freeze it. Please, I'm asking you not as your CO, nor as your father-figure, but as Adam. (Let's see how she handles this!)
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*-.-* I really dont feel like playing nice today. My cuppycake.
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Ah... I give up.
Lady, can we share?
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Wellllllllllllllllll...........*sigh* 
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(Score!)
*Ahem* Thank you, Samus. Oh, and could I get a sandwich with that, too, by the way?
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Bitch please, you cant! You want something, get it yourself; I'm not your uke!
(Japanese term for submissive one in a relationship)
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Well, I'm you seme!
(Japanese term for dominant one in a relationship)
Lady, how about I make that sandwich with you? We can share that as well. Come now, march to kitchen.
Oh, and, Microwave beam is authorized.
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Im going to microwave your ass with this new beam if you dont shut up! ANd *I'm* The seme!!!
(i know that lol 
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*We should take this rp-ing to the club.*
*Sets up a romantic lunch and waits*
(I wonder how others will see this. Eh, if the other guys back at work ask, I'll just say something about spending time with my "daughter" or close friend. Yeah, that will work.)
Samus, I'm done.
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(Ah ok!)
*sighs. Kinda looks at the table* ...really? *like "really youre seriously doing this?"*
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Have a seat, Lady (after all, you ARE authorized, too).
(I wonder if she would sit in my lap... Ah~ A man can only wish. Wait a minute... Maybe...)
*Walks over to Samus and scoops her up into arms and sits down with her*
You must be tired from all of those missions. Take a break why don't you?
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*sighs* I'll take a break when all the space pirates and Ridley are dead. Now stop calling me Samus in such a public place, we dont need to start a bigger ruckus!
And let go of me before you have a reaction to me sitting on you that will make this more awkward than it needs to be
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Alright, "Lady", I'll stop calling you "Samus" in public. And it's you who is causing this so called "ruckus", if you quit squirming everything will be fine (this applies to more things than one).
"Reaction"? (Haha, she's acting quite childish lately. Is it because she only acts like this around me? I guess I can mess with her. After all, I don't get that many days off at times like these...) No, Lady, I'm a not allergic to people.
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Nevermind. *quiet so only he can hear* If you get a boner its not my problem. You do; I simply leave. Now let me sit on the other chair so this can be at least slightly enjoyable.
(sorry for being blunt there but i think she'd be blunt with him)
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No. Sit with me. And besides, I'm enjoying this... A lot.
*Holds with strong military arms and maintains emotionless face*
And what do you mean "boner"? Did I say I liked you, Lady? Or is it, do you like me?
[Adam would probably be really blunt with her, too. It's all good XD]
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I-I-I never said I liked you... *insecure type face* Its just a normal reaction men have.... Please dont make me sit here...* -.-* I- *communicator thing rings. checks it* I have a mission actually. *ruffles his hair* I'll be going now. *salutes*
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(A normal reaction, eh? ... Well she is beautiful, I'll give her that... Yeah, definitely... Dang it.)
Hm? A mission? I didn't hear about any mission... After all, I am your commanding officer, why didn't I..... Wait a minute... Hey! You liar. Aran, get back back here!
*Gets up and follows making people turn and look - causing a semi-big scene on purpose*
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You want to check the communicator *hands it back without even turning around* I am not just employed to you. This thing alerts me whenever the highest priced bounties have been posted. This one happens to be one I've been chasing for quite awhile now. Her name is Raleigh. She went AWOL three years ago and has been causing trouble EVERYWHERE.
(lol Raliegh is my OC)
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Alright. A mission is a mission. Good luck, Samus, hope you catch Raleigh.(Oh well, fun times over... oh wait, one more trick ought to do it). But first...
*Reaches out and grabs arms. Spins around swiftly, then wraps arms around waist, pulls into a close hug. Looks down, moves slowly towards face with a relaxed expression.*
Samus...
*Stops closely in front of face and whispers:*
Any objections, Lady?
*Releases hold and quickly turns around, military walk away from her*
(That was... fun...)
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*red faced. * well ah...ah.. umm yeah..bye
(sure. lol)
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[we should take this to a journal, on the club page and make it an rp only]
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