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Published: 2011-08-12 17:52:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 27400; Favourites: 1249; Downloads: 141
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The future's bright.
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I made this flash because I couldn't stop thinking about the events of the past few days here in the UK. We obviously have some seriousy problemo's in this country!
In my opinion the best way to deal with bad times is to have a laugh at these morons and their bullshit excuses for what they did this week.
Enjoy!
Links:
Bragging Girls: [link]
Sky news kid: [link]
Manchester Interviews: [link]
The Planker: [link]
The Facebook Looter: [link]
Haribo Girl: [link]
Best Cry Ever: [link]
They took our jobs: [link]
End Theme: [link]
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Comments: 363
Oh... YES!!! Idiots in other countries! In Britain no less! I feel like America is no longer alone!
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I saw this on the new when the riots were on, i couldn't stop laughing!
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I just wasted a couple minutes of my life and ENJOYED IT! 
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LOL! xD Oh man, I'm so happy, I just realised there are people this idiotic in other countries too, not just in Norway.
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Well that's one way to deal with all of that, laugh at them lol. Nice flash!
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I'm so fracking excited about going to Europe this May! As terrifying as it is to have people like the video portrays running around spreading stupidity like it's going out of style... It still beats the braindead, Bible-thumping, pious asshatters in America.
Plus... Accents! All we have here is a bunch of "ya'lls" and "yeps" (mostly from me), but English in England... It's excitingly indecipherable! XD
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Love the theme song at the end! But seriously, are any of these people for real? Crazy.
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lol yea they're real, the funniest one is this one, it cracks me up!!! ^^ [link]
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People just wanna be stupid and then not deal with consequences of their actions.....
At least, that's how I see it over here in America. :/ Pretty lametastic; especially because they can get away with it sometimes. It's slowly becoming a stupid people's world.
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BAWhahahahaha that's awful xDDDD You made news, funny
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I really am concerned about what's going on in Great Britain.
(Great Britain is funner to say than England, don't you think 
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THEYYY TOOOK MAAAHHH JOOOOBBB! XD
Seriously tough It's sad really to think that people would do shit like that
and then blame everyone but themselfs.
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I'm so glad you did this. This is EPIC. I live in Britain too, and it was scary, but also just scary how stupid people are...
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Wow, we really do have to wonder what the world is coming to... It's kind of frightening, really >_>
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i cant help but LOVE that you put the best cry ever. i seriously loled
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Well at least you found a bit of a silver lining then.
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yeah all the brittish people i know think all this rioting is bull shit too
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What happened to the other end theme? I Predict A Riot by Kaiser Chiefs BTW
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The riots happen for a reason, I'm not condoning all the looting etc, but there are clearly problems that our government is failing to look at right now, instead they just plan to throw everyone in jail and let a future government deal with it.
The fact that the riots are criminal doesn't make the government any less responsible for making the future of young British people as bleak as it was after the WWII
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got it all in a nutshell this was brilliant! stupid rioters with their stupid excuses
XD XD funny funny
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Neither the future, nor those people, seem very bright.
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I seriously worry about our country sometimes....
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Wow I never heard any of those ones before. Ugh all the rioters are such idiots. The planker is epic though.
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Hilarious
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Idiots! What kind of excuses are those? They just...they just...fucked up their own lives and blame the society! IDIOTS!
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Oh god LOL You win Slinkers, win. I guess these kind of people have everywhere, seen a lot of them in my own country, and it's kind of ironic, really, I've heard a lot of "those things only happen in Brazil, if Brazil had been a '1st world country' it wouldn't be like that" and then we see those riots, in Britain. Just. Too ironic.
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It's quite amusing because a lot of Aussie teenagers are all for the riots until I ask them what exactly are they rioting for? Then they have no answer, mumble something about governments mixed with police and bugger off
We have no clue WHY they're rioting, but we support it anyway?
On the upside though, how's the motherland doing now that you got rid of all us nasty convicts? Eh? And the British government thought we were the idiots -pfft-
Well done on your... documentary? of the riots.
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LOL THE ROIT PLANKER XD more like probally pissed
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You, Slinkers, are a beautiful human being. I love you and am currently in your bathroom, microwaving your soap.
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LOL How'd you get a microwave in a bathroom?
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I KNEW they'll find out we're setting a colony there >.>
In fact.. I don't get those people. I'm really hope you're all right, not only because of riots - seeing such idiots may make you feel rather depressed.
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/stares.
0_0
And I thought America's future was bad...
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Why do people keep picking on that crying black man? or, I guess, they just use his sound clip
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