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Published: 2013-01-27 02:31:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 8141; Favourites: 186; Downloads: 0
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No, what did you think I was, you silly Akuma.Another joke from a friend I watched DGM with (same one as the ovenmitt). When the villains were being all dramatic ("Are you Allen Walker?" "An exorcist, huh?") She would pipe up in response ("Nope, name's Bob." "No, I'm a gardener.") I found it hilarious. Not sure the humor managed to transfer into the comic form, though!
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lol i read that and automatically thought of The Two Towers, Β Faramir:"Your bodyguard?" Sam:"His gardener"
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A gardening exorcist?
Wait, no, I think that's Kanda's area of expertise.
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"...You're a banana?"
"What do you think I look like, a pomegranate?"
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"No, I personally thought pineapple."
"If you say so..."
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Oh great, now the exorcists are all fruit. Does that make the Noah clan veggies?
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would that make Allen a tomato ? O:
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OH MY GOD. I SEE IT.
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Lol it makes sense, No one really knows what allen is XD same as with a tomato, is it a fruit is it a vegi? who knows, its like trying to figure out how many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie XD haha, the world may never know~
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As I have said to another before, the world will know if Hoshino wishes it. Though I think Allen's stuck as a tomato.
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lol very true. lol now that i think about it the snowman allen it can easily be seen as a tomato XD lol just make it red lol.
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Perhaps it does o.o for some reason I can clearly imagine Skin Bolic as an onion.
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I see it! I don't know why, but that just clicks! He's totally an onion!
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Reminds of a joke I thought of, centring around HP's name.(Harry Potter, you know, like, a hairy gardener?)
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Yeah! My mom had a sweatshirt with a bear carrying flower pots labelled 'Hairy Potter.'
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LOL XD
'No, a gardener' I laughed so hard at this XD
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Now just imagine if the Akuma believed him.
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Everytime akuma seem to ask 'Exorcist huh?' I find the little voice in my head going 'No, DUH.'
I LIKE this friend of yours! XDDDD Please tell her I said so 
Perhaps he's...an exorcist gardener? I never have been able to quite tell what gardening tools are made of exactly...
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If I get the chance, I will definitely tell her!
But isn't Kanda the one with the gardening hobby?
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Thank you!
Ah! Good point. Forgot about that one
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XDDD Oh, god, YES. This... this is amazing.
You guys are awesome- her for coming up with this (and the ovenmitt), and you for drawing them. X3
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Her jokes and comments are so wonderful I need to draw in tribute and share it with the fandom.
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XD I loved this scene. But yes, Allen the gardener has an ovenmitt background of tragedy. Your friend is rewriting her own version of DGM
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....I should make like a movie poster or something that illustrates her view of DGM. It would be wonderful.
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It would be glorious. xD Hahaha
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