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One day Cassie was baby-sitting her niece and nephew as she was flipping through the channels she saw a familiar big bulky purple face that was being all weird,Dancing and laughing she knew it was Barney the dinosaur but her nephew and niece didn't seem to care for this guy and she turned the channel right away and she thought to herself "Ugh why did the keep showing that retarded beast on T.V.,I mean they hardly make Barney toys anymore or movies for that matter".
She remember when she was a baby and being a year and at age 2 and age 3 she used to like Barney she watched his show a lot,Had his toys,books and VHS tapes.

Then by the time she was like 4 years old she outgrew Barney and found him stupid and annoying and her mom gave the toys,books and VHS tapes away to her cousin who is now 17 and is gonna be 18 in July and he outgrew Barney as well.

As the years passed Cassie learned all about macabre and horror and learned about death and murder,She imagined that happening to people the things she hates the most including the big purple freak of a dinosaur Barney.

So one day Cassie was taking a walk down the woods she saw a familiar purple figure as he was walking up to her he said "Aww give me a hug".
"NO WAY!" She said and she punched him in the jaw and he got up and said "That's not very nice".
"BITE ME!" She yelled and ran away,She was glad he didn't follow her home.
Then as she was in her room on her bed she thought to herself "Why the hell would anyone in a purple dinosaur suit be in the woods anyway".
Then she whispered to herself "Maybe inside the suit is a lunatic who is out of a job and has nothing to do".
Then Cassie got on her laptop and went to Google and search Is Barney and friends cancelled?
Then most articles said the show ended in 2010 and re-runs air on PBS Sprout in the morning also on the original PBS Kids channel on Saturday Mornings at 6am.
Then she got to thinking "Maybe the guy in the suit is really someone who lures kids into a trap".
She had find a way to rid the purple menace once and for all.

The next day Cassie's four best friends from the nether-world,Blinky,Inky,Clyde and Pinky came and she told them everything.
"Sounds like that guy will keep killing all those kids" Pinky said.
"Wonder if anyone called the cops on the guy?" Inky replied.
"They said on the news yesterday the police never found the killer and they just found a cave with dead bodies of children" Cassie said.
"Sounds like no one will never be safe in the woods again" Clyde said.
"I know Clyde,I know but I don't know what I can do" Cassie said.
"Don't worry Cassie will help you take that dinosaur thing down" Blinky said.
"Okay just give me a moment to think of something" She said.
Then Cassie thought of something and and then she got an evil grin look on her face,"Oh she's got that evil smile thing on her face" Inky said.
"I got it" Cassie said,"We can lead him into a trap.
"What kind of trap" Clyde asked.
"Well I tell him to take a tour to the nether-world with me" She said.
"Then what" Inky asked her,"Then I'll take him to meet Betrayus and he can take care of the rest" Cassie said.
"You mean" Clyde said to her.
"Yep we'll lock him in a cage and you guys can throw slime balls at him" She said.
"After that will let Betrayus throw fireballs around him and it will scare the living hell out of him then I'll chop him up a little and Betrayus will feed him to Fluffy.
"I like it" Blinky said.
"Me too" Pinky said.
"Yeah he'll be bashed and trashed" Inky said.
Clyde even liked the idea he giggled at the thought of Barney getting killed,"So Cassie how will you get Barney to go with you?" Pinky asked.
"I'll disguise myself as a little girl about age 4,Hey he thinks he a lovable purple dinosaur anyway so he'll fall for it.
"Good plan" Inky said"
"So let's get to work" Cassie said.

So Cassie disguised herself as a 4 year old girl in a pink sleeveless dress and and little white stockings with little pink dress shoes on her feet and her hair in pigtails tied in pink ribbons and she packed some of her real clothes in a bag and walked out of the house.

"Okay I'm ready" Cassie thought to herself when she looked at herself in her bedroom mirror,She went outside into the woods and was running around acting like she was playing like something an actual 4 year old girl would do then she saw the same purple figure coming her way she pretended to be excited "BARNEY,BARNEY" she said running up to him acting excited and he asked her where she should go to she told him "I wanna go to the nether-world,I wanna go to the netherworld then she took his hand lead him to an open portal Pinky gave her a symbol from far away and Cassie knew what to do.
"Let's go this way" She said to him as she lead Barney to Pinky's way and then as Cassie got close Pinky jumped into the portal and Cassie and Barney followed her down.
Barney asked Cassie "Is it safe around here?"
"Of course" She replied in a fake smile.
"Okay then can we go to my secret place" He said.
"Yes"she lied in a sarcastic tone".
"Then she lead him to Lord Betrayus's castle and she lead Barney into the throne room then Betrayus flew up to Barney and him and Cassie locked Barney in a cage.
Then The ghost gang showed up and Inky asked Cassie "Are we ready Cassie"?
"Yes we are and now I'm gonna go change into my regular clothes real quick." Cassie said,Then she went into one of the women's bathrooms in The Nether-world and changed out of the kiddie style clothing and changed into a Smurf T-shirt,Blue jeans,socks with cool designs on them and her Ed Hardy pink tennis shoes. and fixed her hair down
Then when she came out she saw the ghost gang still throwing slime balls at Barney and he kept pleading them to stop and that it was not nice.
Cassie sat back in a chair and watched the show laughing with joy,She really enjoyed it.
Then Betrayus asked Cassie "When can I throw fireballs at him Cassie?"
"Mmm...Now"Cassie told him.
So then Betrayus threw fireballs around Barney and he ran around inside the cage screaming and begging for mercy.

"The guy inside the suit he started to yell we probably should've helped him but what the hell"
Cassie sang half of the lyrics to her favorite Weird Al Yankovic song.
Then she went into the cage and she grabbed Barney then Betrayus helped her hold him down and Dr.Buttocks handed Cassie a scalpel and cutted him up a little then Betrayus took him to Fluffy's food bowl and dropped him in it then Fluffy turned into his demon form and grabbed Barney and flip him up in the air and then Barney fell into his mouth and Barney screamed on last scream as he fell in Fluffy's mouth.
Then Cassie,Pinky,Blinky,Inky,Clyde and Betrayus cheered and Cassie was especially happy that Barney was dead and that the woods was safe for kids to play and no other child would be murder by a delusional man in a purple dinosaur suit.

The End.

Description
One day Cassie was baby-sitting her niece and nephew as she was flipping through the channels she saw a familiar big bulky purple face that was being all weird,Dancing and laughing she knew it was Barney the dinosaur but her nephew and niece didn't seem to care for this guy and she turned the channel right away and she thought to herself "Ugh why did the keep showing that retarded beast on T.V.,I mean they hardly make Barney toys anymore or movies for that matter".
She remember when she was a baby and being a year and at age 2 and age 3 she used to like Barney she watched his show a lot,Had his toys,books and VHS tapes.

Then by the time she was like 4 years old she outgrew Barney and found him stupid and annoying and her mom gave the toys,books and VHS tapes away to her cousin who is now 17 and is gonna be 18 in July and he outgrew Barney as well.

As the years passed Cassie learned all about macabre and horror and learned about death and murder,She imagined that happening to people the things she hates the most including the big purple freak of a dinosaur Barney.

So one day Cassie was taking a walk down the woods she saw a familiar purple figure as he was walking up to her he said "Aww give me a hug".
"NO WAY!" She said and she punched him in the jaw and he got up and said "That's not very nice".
"BITE ME!" She yelled and ran away,She was glad he didn't follow her home.
Then as she was in her room on her bed she thought to herself "Why the hell would anyone in a purple dinosaur suit be in the woods anyway".
Then she whispered to herself "Maybe inside the suit is a lunatic who is out of a job and has nothing to do".
Then Cassie got on her laptop and went to Google and search Is Barney and friends cancelled?
Then most articles said the show ended in 2010 and re-runs air on PBS Sprout in the morning also on the original PBS Kids channel on Saturday Mornings at 6am.
Then she got to thinking "Maybe the guy in the suit is really someone who lures kids into a trap".
She had find a way to rid the purple menace once and for all.

The next day Cassie's four best friends from the nether-world,Blinky,Inky,Clyde and Pinky came and she told them everything.
"Sounds like that guy will keep killing all those kids" Pinky said.
"Wonder if anyone called the cops on the guy?" Inky replied.
"They said on the news yesterday the police never found the killer and they just found a cave with dead bodies of children" Cassie said.
"Sounds like no one will never be safe in the woods again" Clyde said.
"I know Clyde,I know but I don't know what I can do" Cassie said.
"Don't worry Cassie will help you take that dinosaur thing down" Blinky said.
"Okay just give me a moment to think of something" She said.
Then Cassie thought of something and and then she got an evil grin look on her face,"Oh she's got that evil smile thing on her face" Inky said.
"I got it" Cassie said,"We can lead him into a trap.
"What kind of trap" Clyde asked.
"Well I tell him to take a tour to the nether-world with me" She said.
"Then what" Inky asked her,"Then I'll take him to meet Betrayus and he can take care of the rest" Cassie said.
"You mean" Clyde said to her.
"Yep we'll lock him in a cage and you guys can throw slime balls at him" She said.
"After that will let Betrayus throw fireballs around him and it will scare the living hell out of him then I'll chop him up a little and Betrayus will feed him to Fluffy.
"I like it" Blinky said.
"Me too" Pinky said.
"Yeah he'll be bashed and trashed" Inky said.
Clyde even liked the idea he giggled at the thought of Barney getting killed,"So Cassie how will you get Barney to go with you?" Pinky asked.
"I'll disguise myself as a little girl about age 4,Hey he thinks he a lovable purple dinosaur anyway so he'll fall for it.
"Good plan" Inky said"
"So let's get to work" Cassie said.

So Cassie disguised herself as a 4 year old girl in a pink sleeveless dress and and little white stockings with little pink dress shoes on her feet and her hair in pigtails tied in pink ribbons and she packed some of her real clothes in a bag and walked out of the house.

"Okay I'm ready" Cassie thought to herself when she looked at herself in her bedroom mirror,She went outside into the woods and was running around acting like she was playing like something an actual 4 year old girl would do then she saw the same purple figure coming her way she pretended to be excited "BARNEY,BARNEY" she said running up to him acting excited and he asked her where she should go to she told him "I wanna go to the nether-world,I wanna go to the netherworld then she took his hand lead him to an open portal Pinky gave her a symbol from far away and Cassie knew what to do.
"Let's go this way" She said to him as she lead Barney to Pinky's way and then as Cassie got close Pinky jumped into the portal and Cassie and Barney followed her down.
Barney asked Cassie "Is it safe around here?"
"Of course" She replied in a fake smile.
"Okay then can we go to my secret place" He said.
"Yes"she lied in a sarcastic tone".
"Then she lead him to Lord Betrayus's castle and she lead Barney into the throne room then Betrayus flew up to Barney and him and Cassie locked Barney in a cage.
Then The ghost gang showed up and Inky asked Cassie "Are we ready Cassie"?
"Yes we are and now I'm gonna go change into my regular clothes real quick." Cassie said,Then she went into one of the women's bathrooms in The Nether-world and changed out of the kiddie style clothing and changed into a Smurf T-shirt,Blue jeans,socks with cool designs on them and her Ed Hardy pink tennis shoes. and fixed her hair down
Then when she came out she saw the ghost gang still throwing slime balls at Barney and he kept pleading them to stop and that it was not nice.
Cassie sat back in a chair and watched the show laughing with joy,She really enjoyed it.
Then Betrayus asked Cassie "When can I throw fireballs at him Cassie?"
"Mmm...Now"Cassie told him.
So then Betrayus threw fireballs around Barney and he ran around inside the cage screaming and begging for mercy.

"The guy inside the suit he started to yell we probably should've helped him but what the hell"
Cassie sang half of the lyrics to her favorite Weird Al Yankovic song.
Then she went into the cage and she grabbed Barney then Betrayus helped her hold him down and Dr.Buttocks handed Cassie a scalpel and cutted him up a little then Betrayus took him to Fluffy's food bowl and dropped him in it then Fluffy turned into his demon form and grabbed Barney and flip him up in the air and then Barney fell into his mouth and Barney screamed on last scream as he fell in Fluffy's mouth.
Then Cassie,Pinky,Blinky,Inky,Clyde and Betrayus cheered and Cassie was especially happy that Barney was dead and that the woods was safe for kids to play and no other child would be murder by a delusional man in a purple dinosaur suit.

The End.