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Published: 2012-10-30 07:06:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 15142; Favourites: 210; Downloads: 31
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I'm naming my kid after my Original Characters. LOLAnd he will call me 'Dominus' instead of mom or 'dad' LMAO.
Guys, guys. I do know 'dominus' is the male form and
'domina' is the female. I purposely use 'DOMINUS' because I like it.
My punishments consist of push-ups, cleaning the house, running, jogging, hiking, etc.,
Rules for fighting>>> Avoid violence. However, if you must fight, better win or else....
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Your child won't be a coward, at the very least...
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wow... that reminds me of my father... if your gonna get into a fight, you better win XD
ive literally only fought twice, i dont really do violence
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do same hear!! and also i did that at school mama bought me games and we went to the mcdonalds! XDD
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Kidus is kind of a nice name. XD Well, if your son knows what's right and wrong, then you've done your job. (Now, whether you've done it well or not, is another matter. 
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lolol!! something like this actually happened to me and my bro. Some kid gave me a black eye so my brother took him down. All of us got suspended and mom took us out for lunch~! *^_^*
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Dayum. Give your bro an xbox or something that he likes or something. <3
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yup. And then he does something like shove a snowball down the back of my shirt or swipe the chair I was gonna sit in. XDDD Older brothers, how do other girls live without 'em? *^_^*
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Oh geez, lol
do you kick his ass afterward?
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lawl, no. I find random ways to get him back. when he least expects it. XDDD
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this actually happened to me in highschool. Was getting bullied, fought the kid, and won. We both got suspended, so my dad took me to cheesecake factory as a reward!
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LOL! Dude, fist bump your dad for me!
He's awesome. You're awesome! XD Bet the other ass deserved it!
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haha, yeah, he can be pretty awesome... and yes, the other guy totally had it coming
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omg lol this made me laugh after being sad. thank you for the smile
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*showers you in flowers and sunshine*
I hope you are ok now.
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i would do the same. this is what my mom does, too...
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i do. she's cool. her dad did that too, he was like, "you can't start fights, but you have to end them!" best grandpa everz.
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^_- I wouldn't mind if you keep calling me that lol
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lol you will make a great parent
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Most definitely. XD Until he comes home one day telling me he kills people because they deserve it...lol parenting gone wrong there.
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@I don't know where it all went wrong, I didn't raise you to be...oh wait'
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lol. something like that happened when i got into my first fight (and my only one!!) my mom said always told me "If anyone hits you, hit them back." enough said: D
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lol yeah. I never got into a fight though after that^^ i learned when to walk away!!
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I try XD how else will I captivate you? Lol
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My mom used to tell me if I ever got in a fight and lost then I was getting two ass kickings that day... so I better come home with my head high and a win under me.
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Your mom is AWESOME LMAO.
She thinks like me XD
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Dad was the same way too. But they also taught me never to provoke a fight, just defend myself though.
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My mom is like this. o_O
But I'm a pacifist.
Unless you mess with my bestie.
Then shiz will go down.
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and your mum is awesome
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My mom's like, "Next time they say that to you, hit them square in the jaw. Break a nose if you have to."
And then her poor shy little child is like "O_______o Whut."
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lol same here XD
I get protective.
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Me, too. I'm sort of like a mom. XD
When you get on my good side, you stay there until you say something that offends me, but while you're still there, I will glare at and threaten anyone who hurts you. *totally over protective*
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yes i saw the snail 8D
~sweet good job mothering or fathering witch over you purfer DOMINUSING 8D
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HHSHHSHH dominusing sounds great. XD
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