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Published: 2015-06-13 09:50:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 14883; Favourites: 307; Downloads: 0
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Tutorials brought to you by requests of supporterswww.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlXQHvP7do
DEADLINE: June 20, 2015
I promised that once Tapastic amount hits $500 a month, I'd give away my necklace to one of the supporters.
Here I am holding my promise, two thousand late lol. (The amount has dropped to $300 now but it's ok)
HOLY SWEET BABY CHEESE CAKES. WHAT THE EFF am I SEEING THINGS? LOLZ the amount literally jumped to $800 as I am posting this...0_0. It-It is 5:38AM and I did stay up all night
I just want to also make an announcement that I probably won't be very active with Snailed It but Nightmare Exchange will still be updated on Tapastictapastic.com/series/ThePalette
Read new Snailogy pages (unseen on Tapastic) herewww.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/snailogy/list?title_no=387
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im late but imma pitch my fav pickup line anyways and it be slutty af
"i minus the clothes, you add the bed, ill divide the legs, and you can multiply ;3"
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hey honey there's a barn back there how bout we hit the hay together?
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Hey hot potatoes how wpuld u like me to put my butter on u
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My body is a temple. If you wish to see it you will have to come and explore it yourself.
(Le late)
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I shit my pants,can I get into yours?
Or maybe
I am gay.Care to make me straight?
Or even
With my brain and your body we can make beautiful geniuses.
If you're down there who leads heaven?
I could say more.WAY WORSE But no XD it's too much
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If you become mine, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you into the table... and do you all night.
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Wanna ride in the happiest place on earth? Well, as soon as u get ur butt in gear it will be....
Hop on my pogo stick baby and I'll show u why they call me the JackHammer of Love
Feel this shirt I'm wearing...*strokes chest and is horrified to learn there is no cloth...*
I painted it myself, it's edible and that goes for my pants too, every one says you need lean meat in your diet well here's thesmorgasbord coated in flavored edible paints. (Don't look too close, it cracks as it dries...see back side for example )
Why haven't we had sex yet? We hit the mile high Mark already! Sir, your on a double Decker bus in mid town London...put your clothes on before I throw you to the soccer hooligans down below and shout that you support the French team... O.O I'll be good...
Wanna play store mannequin?
Show me urs and I'll let u lick mine
Wanna see how many licks it takes to get to the creamy center of my unicorn pop?
Alright I'm done XD I do any more and we'll all be dumber and groaning, or worse, children may be produced that cause the same effect... o.O
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Hi, I would like to get something straight between us.
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I know this is cheesy, but will you fondue me with your bread stick?
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Need heel with your math? Here's a problem.
Me plus You. Subtract your clothes. Divide your legs. Now let's multiply.
*in a far away corner* that was a horrible puck up line... Even My ass come up with something better like...
Raise your hand up if you're a virgin. Now raise your ass up if you don't wanna be....
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My ears are cold, may i use your thighs to warm them up?
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I like your dress, it looks good on you.
But I bet it would look even better in a crumpled heap on the floor by my bed
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the word is 'legs'.
how bout you come back to my place and we'll... spread the word
i know im to late i just love this pickup line and wanted to share xD
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itS THE PICKUP LINE Y ES YOU GO WIFE
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If I were an enzyme, I'd unzip your genes (jeans).
Gob.... I'm such a nerd.... *facepalm*
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Nicki Manaj may pound the alarm, but I bet I could pound something better c;
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This isn't "Slutty" but I thought you'd like it.
"Do you live in a corn field? Because I've been stalking you."
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Your legs are like oreo cookies... I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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Your rack is fantastic! I like your boobs better though!
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Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
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I'm the Titanic and you're the ice burg. I'll go down on you.
I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
LOL
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If your lips touch these nips your ship can have a dip.
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(this may be the dirtiest thing I've ever written online) Are you a rubiks cube? Because I could scramble you, lube you up, go at you and be done in 30 seconds...
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(Not a supporter but)
You be McDonalds and I'll be Burger King. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin it.~
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"M'lady, You look lovely this fine evening. Mind if I try to see you better? The clothing is in the way."(Never used any of these)
"I was searching for angels and all I saw in the crowed was you."
"I heard dogs behave better if they get a bit of freedom. Mind letting your two out?"
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"Do you know your ABCs? Because I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet."
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"During math class, I was looking at a math problem with the letters b and h. It reminded me of myself from last night." (XD I'm sorry if this is bad)
"I heard clothing is actually bad for your skin, please take all that off. I'm telling it for your own good. But if you are cold, come with me into bed and you'll be warm."
I REALLY WANT TO TYPE THIS JOKE HERE, DON'T HATE ME. ;-;
"If you say panties repeatedly very quickly, you'll have penis come out of your mouth."
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If it's cold, then let me hold you all night long. It's okay if you fall to sleep. Just ignore the flash. I'm savoring the memory.
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Ah I thought we posted them on your tapastic page.
Well here are the 3 I had posted, they're more like slutty pick up lines with a poem twist. Hope that's ok.
1.) Naughty as a nurse but full of delights,
Sexy as a queen,
Let me ride you all night,
And show you what I mean
2.) Your eyes are beautiful and your lips so full,
I'd give you a kiss down below and we'd tug and pull,
Till your energy was null
3.) Rose are red, violets are blue,
My blood is rushing in a special place just for you 
*insert if you know what I mean pic*
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LMFAO I love number 2 the most hahahaa!
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Would you mind posing nude so i may draw you?
(omg wat)
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Oh god... Most of the ones I know are really lame XD
You can put a Trojan on my hard drive anytime.
Want to see my HARD disk? I promise it ain't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You make my software turn into hardware.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out.
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OMG BEST LINES EVER
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Really...? Haha thanks XD
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Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
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If we were the last two people on earth I bet we could do it in public
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Are you an author? Cause I bet you could write an epic story on my heart.
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Seriously at this point I just can't stop laughing over these...anyway here's a few I've found
Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you!
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel
Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.
And my personal favorite
Are you a grocer cause those melons your carrying look tasty
...
I'd really like to know if these actually worked on someone cause I hear these and walk away laughing my booty off
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