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Published: 2011-06-18 01:09:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 872; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 8
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Venustoise: the biggest debate to the Kanto Region today. How did it happen? What was the cause of this strange mutation? Nobody knows, and nobody will. Until someone gets a damn translator, that is. But until then, Bulbasaurs and Squirtles everywhere remain in quarrels.Related content
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Squirtle and bulbasuar got left at the daycare for too long....
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Yes I agree with alex. That;s probley what happend. Really nice though!
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Well the obvious things is that a blastoise and a venusaur got together and shared the butt sex causing a strange mutation... Make sense
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Venusaur and Blastoise can mate, you know. There's nothing strange about that.
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Well then make it two MALES... Let's confuse our audience, shall we?
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Derrr, I'm confused already anyway...
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Well as long as you're confused ;3
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Was that really the point all along??
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Yes... Yes it was
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NUUUUUUU PHOENIX WRIGHT YOU ARE FIRED!
: Lolwut?
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Then we shall hire... THIS LLAMA
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Your first job, Mr. Llama...find out where the hell my suitcase went when Phoenix slithered out.
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Have you found out anything yet? I'm not paying you to spit in people's faces.
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Wait.... You're not...?
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Right, right. Suitcase, got it.
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Anything now...?
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Quite, my good sir. I found THIS suitcase... In your closet.
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That thing is pink! Do I look like some kind of queer to you?!
: That's my suitcase.
...RUN. O.O'
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What is this run you speak of...?
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GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR GRIM BLOODY FABLE OF A FAMILY AGAIN!!!
: What did I do?
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AHHHHHHHH! *running in llama circles which are known to ushumans as triangles*
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RUN AS FAST AS YOUR FOUR WOOLY LEGS CAN TAKE YOU!!! DULLAHAN HAS RETURNED!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs around in llama circles*
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Is he gone?! I'm too scared to turn around. Here's five dollars, go look for me. If you get hit by a plasma ray, that means he's still there.
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Oh alright... *turns around* I don't think he's- *plasma ray* Yeah... he's still there *evaporates*
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Meh, he was spitty and didn't finish the job anyway...Dullahan, would you mind finding the suitcase instead?
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Yes Master.
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Please tell me you've found Phoenix and my suitcase...I'll never leave a llama to do a headless suit of armor's job.
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Well sir, I found Phoenix... But not your suitcase... I'll go look for it now! *crashes into wall multiple times*
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Come on, use your superior combat skills to find my suitcase!
...wait, is Phoenix Wright dead? Did you kill him?
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No, I just tied him up in your closet.
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For pete's sake, kill him already! If you don't kill him, he'll explode on us all. (Not that it'd even scratch you, but it'd kill me...)
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Mreh... But... It's fifteen minutes until my lunch break....
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KILL HIM OR THERE WILL BE NO LUNCH TO EAT!!! Ugh, I should've hired Deadbeard.
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Oh, and now I'm not good enough for you?!
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: Hey, do you want your $60 or not? If you don't cooperate, we have a neurotoxin for that.
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What's a neurotoxin*is stupider than he looks*
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: You have got to be kidding me. Caroline, darling, bring in the deady gas. I need a new hitman anyway.
: With pleasure, Mr. Johnson. *brings in a huge black tube*
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WHUT U GONNA DO. If you forget I have no head
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: Hmm, I didn't think of that. Thanks for reminding me. Caroline, turn on the repulsion gel instead!
: Can do, sir. *liquid flowing is heard*
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- YOU KNOW WHAT?! I QUIT
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: Take me with you!!~
: GET ME OUT OF HERE TOO!!
: What the- how did they escape?!
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Erm... i didn't steal your spare key to look for porn and find these people... haha...
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: WHY YOU LITTLE- uhh, I mean what porn? I don't have any porn. Isn't that right, Caroline?
: Yeah, about that, heh.
: FREEDOM!!!
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: Wait, where'd Dullahan go? *looks through archives* And why is there a vocaloid in the Enrichment Center?
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Bitch don't ask questions I fuck you up with my Byakamahamajagon
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: Don't you need one of these? < >
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