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Alrighty, ya did good! Break time! Buuuut, that doesn’t necessarily mean mercy, exactly. See, “break time” has a double meaning with Lazlow, you should come to expect by now. You can breathe, but your feet are a little more enduring than your lungs, as per the job description of the appendages. So while you get a lil’ time to breathe, Lazlow’s got a little something special for you to have fun with while you rest. It’s own special “Devil’s Rash” itching powder~ It’s a special itching power engineered by Lazlow himself, combining both the naturally irritating hairs of the velvet bean with some extra serotonin and histamine to create a truly diabolical sensation. Ya know that itch you get that feels almost like a small pin prick, but instead of being painful, you get that overwhelming need to rip your shoe off in public and scratch it like disc jockey? Yeeaaahhh, you know the one. Ya do now at least. Ya know it very well, on your soles, your heels, all over your toes, and in between them too! And wiggling your toes like that’s only gunna work it in deeper, dood. Be glad the big to is still tied back, that way you can’t itch it in even further! Ya know, if ya keep making that face it’s gonna freeze that way. Ah… But it’s well justified, I’ll give ya that. I can tell by your moaning and cursing~ Must really suck have your hands so close by but not able to scratch your feet. Not even just a little stroke of the claw. Hey though, don’t fret, Lazlow will be back in here eventually to brush that powder right off with his mechanical feather duster thingy you seemed to like so much! But first, he’s gone to go get a sammich or something. Too bad he lives so far out from he store. At least you’ll have plenty of time to think about what you’re gonna beg him for when he gets back to “relieve” yer feet.

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Alrighty, ya did good! Break time! Buuuut, that doesn’t necessarily mean mercy, exactly. See, “break time” has a double meaning with Lazlow, you should come to expect by now. You can breathe, but your feet are a little more enduring than your lungs, as per the job description of the appendages. So while you get a lil’ time to breathe, Lazlow’s got a little something special for you to have fun with while you rest. It’s own special “Devil’s Rash” itching powder~ It’s a special itching power engineered by Lazlow himself, combining both the naturally irritating hairs of the velvet bean with some extra serotonin and histamine to create a truly diabolical sensation. Ya know that itch you get that feels almost like a small pin prick, but instead of being painful, you get that overwhelming need to rip your shoe off in public and scratch it like disc jockey? Yeeaaahhh, you know the one. Ya do now at least. Ya know it very well, on your soles, your heels, all over your toes, and in between them too! And wiggling your toes like that’s only gunna work it in deeper, dood. Be glad the big to is still tied back, that way you can’t itch it in even further! Ya know, if ya keep making that face it’s gonna freeze that way. Ah… But it’s well justified, I’ll give ya that. I can tell by your moaning and cursing~ Must really suck have your hands so close by but not able to scratch your feet. Not even just a little stroke of the claw. Hey though, don’t fret, Lazlow will be back in here eventually to brush that powder right off with his mechanical feather duster thingy you seemed to like so much! But first, he’s gone to go get a sammich or something. Too bad he lives so far out from he store. At least you’ll have plenty of time to think about what you’re gonna beg him for when he gets back to “relieve” yer feet.